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[ + 51 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55904
 03.11.2011
and Ryazzan:
I am in the mosque.
by Irka:
In the militia?? to
and Ryazzan:
UGU
by Irka:
I’m going to kill you, I know you’re doing it???? to
Odious piece
and Ryazzan:
I get my passport :D

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №55903
 03.11.2011
In ancient times, a prehistoric woman looked gently at a prehistoric man, built her eyes and said:
I want that skin out!
“Dear,” replied the prehistoric man, “she’s on a tiger!
Then the prehistoric woman swallowed her lips and cried bass:
You do not love me at all!
You want it or not, but the skin had to be harvested, even if the tiger was against it.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №55902
 03.11.2011
VK
The color calms the person.
and COMM:
Especially when you blow a green rope.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №55901
 03.11.2011
From the discussion of the installation of the monument to Bruce Lee in Perm:
Who is Bruce Lee?
It’s like a little Jackie Chan with no sense of humor.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №55900
 03.11.2011
Yyy, we are interested! and :(
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY and :(
You are also vanilla :)

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №55899
 03.11.2011
Haribda: So, do you see me, a man is fed with conscious dreams? What is the desire to control everything?
antly_ulvang is right! Let 90% start practicing at least conscious awareness :)!

[ + 43 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55898
 03.11.2011
I said the last was 24 cm. I refused to look at him.
Tagged: xDD
Yyy: and you were short while he stood running with the ambulance and measured?)))) Or look like an artist? :)
You won’t believe...I just know the capacity of my mouth...

[ + 73 - ] [8 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55897
 03.11.2011
Words starting with "pol-"
Through the definition:
1st If the second part of the word begins with a large letter (half of Moscow)
2nd If the second part of the word begins with the letter L (half liter)
Three If the second part of the word begins with the vocal letter (half street).

Greatly :
In all other cases.

In two words: never

It is a scream of the soul.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №55896
 03.11.2011
Commentary on the photo:
What a beautiful and vivid face color, what a puffy sponge, your eyes shine, you’re just an angel! And most importantly, not what modern girls, all their own, without a patch!
Answer: Thank you, Photoshop has tried.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №55895
 03.11.2011
I have domestic mice in my cage, I bought musli, I poured it into a plate, I poured it in milk, I ate the musli. 5 minutes later, I looked again at the package - food for mice...

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №55894
 03.11.2011
Calling a friend of the journalist in the counter play, he answers:

Q: 5 minutes, I will explain why the body needs levocarnitine and how the l-polymer of ascorbic acid (vitamin C) is involved in its metabolism.
I have an article about Mandarin.
d: column about fruits and vegetables, crazy
d: not to write like in the magazine of Lisa "eat mandarines, and after 40 you will not have a loose ass, but will be juicy and elastic";;
d: no, fuck, we are called "Science"
D: So it’s crazy.
D: less than 5 minutes

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №55893
 03.11.2011
I read the stories of neonatologists here, decided to supplement the story of a gynecologist.
The reception, the pregnancy, 28 weeks, all things. Three appearances missed. I’m starting to report it, saying, I can’t do that, mommy, bla bla bla. The analyses are not passed by her, I say to her in a spark of anger: "May tomorrow, blood from the nose, be with the urine!"

The next morning, the oil painting:
My lady looks into the office, looks around stealthily and, supporting the door with a butt, whispers:
"Doctor, I urinated, but the blood from the nose doesn’t go..."

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №55892
 03.11.2011
Alex(Grom) (17:35:59 2/11/2011)
My colleague brought a GPS receiver (navigator). I put it on the window and connected it to the laptop. I wanted to experience how he measured the speed of overdrive: took a laptop and ran around the office... a GPS receiver, which typically remained lying on the window ))

[ + 51 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55891
 03.11.2011
I go on the bus. A 20-year-old girl is sitting on the phone. La la la 20 minutes. Then he asks the interlocutor: Do you know how to keep secrets? Yes, then listen: What do you think I gave him...
The bus just slipped.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №55890
 03.11.2011

"Natalia Alikovna Lisica added to friends Alexander Zajac."

What is the purpose of the cold winter??? It is 😉

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №55889
 03.11.2011
Judging by your chest, you were found in cabbage.
But not immediately, you lived there and ate her for seven years)))

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №55888
 03.11.2011
Description of hentai:
A good boy has grown a tenacle with the help of a magical electrician... and it has endured!! to

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №55887
 03.11.2011
When the head of the neighboring department, greeting us in the morning, says “Hello, useless pieces of meat, and Max!” – you start to think that maybe you still imagine some value for the company...

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №55886
 03.11.2011
Ahriman: We are now looking at the Nodame Cantabil, and this is probably the first anime in a year.
Finger: are we watching now?
Are we Ariman the Great? and ;)
Ahriman: I and my girlfriend
He has a girlfriend and he is watching anime.
Finger in the box!
Ahriman: I can’t
Ahriman: She is a non-trach person

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №55885
 03.11.2011
Teron: I am a pure, impeccable being, bringing light and purity to people.
Electric cleaner?
Teron: no shit, a vacuum cleaner

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