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[ + 49 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №54904
 14.10.2011
The temptation can be anybody.
I’ve always told you that.
Hm, controversial in my opinion.
Porn is easy.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №54903
 14.10.2011
I drank beer yesterday.
Pete: He's like me - soon Halloween, I need to come up with a topic.
Pete: I came in and thought.
Left_4_Bed
Pete: Could I get my drums blurred?
Left_4_Bed: are you rattled, petun? :D
Left_4_Bed: You are bald like your knee
Not in my head.
Pete: in the box
Left_4_Bed:?????? to
Pete: you can imagine, I come to the universe, I take off my pants, and I’m like a dwarf.
Pete: I am a multi-member captain!
Left_4_Bed: O_O
Left_4_Bed: *facepalm*

[ + 47 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №54902
 14.10.2011
from the forum.
I sit, therefore, check the control on biology for class 7, there is a question: What happens if you remove the bark from a tree? Some answers are unrealistic (orthography and puncture are preserved):

There will be a lot of cockroaches there and they will eat it.
When removing the bark, the mortality is disrupted in the place where the bark is drained, it dries out.
When removing the bark, the tree is disrupted, parasites
From it comes the juice of life.
I think the behavior is disrupted.
The juice fled.
In the tree, the process of photosynthesis is disrupted, because photosynthesis occurs only because of the bark.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №54901
 14.10.2011
We work in T.P. A call from the local elevator. They are asked to return the keys that our assembler took, a man stuck in the elevator. We try to call the installor, does not respond... In 5 minutes there is a call, our installor in the elevator...

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №54900
 14.10.2011
xxx: If you consider the fact that ordinary soppes are very similar to sperm, is there at least a theoretical chance of getting pregnant if you sopp in the vagina?
YYY: The fact that you ask this question is an undeniable proof that it is possible.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №54899
 14.10.2011
Before you put your hand on the constitution, imagine how many times you’ve been put on it before you!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №54898
 14.10.2011
As our country’s standard of living “continually rises”, fewer and fewer people reach it.

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №54897
 14.10.2011
For men, everything is simple.
My son (he was 3 years old) once asked:
Whom do you love?
Mom and Dad.
And who more? (Child psychiatrists are screaming for the prohibition of this
To preserve the psychic of the child
And no more. (I think at that moment I heard the phrase at the end.
tired and irritated “to cry...”
proud of my son. Man is growing.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №54896
 14.10.2011
Good evening, can we get a coffee with you?
I don’t even know, coffee at night.
Well please! I have not had coffee for six months.

[ + 50 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №54895
 14.10.2011
Exoth: from a Wikipedia article about Victor Gusev: "Victor also has two older sisters - Victor and Mikhail.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №54894
 14.10.2011
xxx: You are funny... and I thought here - and if the rubber grandmother is not yet 16 years old, then it is also a disgrace of minors :D

yyy:Sorry, of course, but if the rubber baby is 16 years old and she is still "in progress", then for this the plant should worship for the quality of the material produced.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №54893
 14.10.2011
News on the site: "The first smartphones with GLONASS support fully sold out"

The first comment:
Q: What about all three?

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №54892
 14.10.2011
xxx: the sysadmines ended the fantasy of how to name servers
The minerals were already, the rivers ended.
YYY: Name by country or city.
YYY: Nearly 200 countries, cities are also decent
XXX is a good idea. Name of Servaq Uganda
XX: What do you have there in Uganda? We need to overload, let’s get everyone out there.
Tagged: genocide
Yyy: hotter than Honduras, Honduras fell again
XXX: Don’t let him go.
Yyy: not that servaq called a Honduras

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №54891
 14.10.2011
XXX: I feel you are misleading me

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №54890
 14.10.2011
I want to sleep like a dog.
Yy on the floor?

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №54889
 14.10.2011
Max, will you find a friend?
WHO TO KILL?
Oh no, it is easier. Will you not give me the number of steams 11 your car on the day 3-4?
Could I still kill someone?

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №54888
 14.10.2011
Who would I talk to about the high spirit?
Fries are very similar to cake with hamsters =)

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №54887
 14.10.2011
Terran88: Congratulations iOS 5 users, they finally got Android 1.6 functionality

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №54886
 14.10.2011
XXX is
I am reading the ISO standard.
XXX is
In the Inner
XXX is
Instead of programming industry, it was programming indus try. Only one gap, and what effect.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №54885
 14.10.2011
Mostcus: Why go to school if I can catch hives at home?

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