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He poured tea, took candy, sat down at the computer.
I decided to drink tea, and I already drank it turns out.
I ate all the candy.

Vd
Less than a sidebar.
so it will come to "I wanted to go out to fuck, and then I hear – I’ve already gone..."

• Belka •: brother greeting forwarded?
Sasha: I haven’t seen him.
• Bishop •: = (
Sasha: Don’t worry about that. Whatever it is, fuck him on you.

At the opening of the unknown man found on the neck area of skin, transplanted from the area of the chest, but not just the area of the skin, but with a nipple. The reason for this surgery is unknown.

I wanted to feed the cat and pour flowers, but he didn’t wait for me, he ate the flower and slept. My wife will kill me. What to do?
The cat swallowed.

Field flowers, or I will have nothing to eat. The Cat.

Comment on the article "How to cook sausages":
The beginning is good. Added to the booklet, I will definitely read it tomorrow.

The real dog will come very slowly and gently. When people realize that he has come, he will already chew them.

In every country, in every city, there are sometimes two idiots of the opposite sex, who must be together, but carefully come up with scams. I don’t really believe in Santa Claus, but I believe in thought. So let us unite our mental wishes and let in the new year 2012 they finally get married!
The Idiot in Love

I want miracles. Banal but still. I want adventures... I want... To be like a fairy tale. The tractors. The secrets. The intrigue. The Dragons. Magic is stupid, right?
Give it a skyrim.

XXX: I am an old man.
YYY: Do you know that old believers at least can’t be protected?
So what do I do now from the first encounter to get pregnant?
Old men are no longer...

From corporate mail, the first message - newsletter

From: Employee 1
Question to dogs: no one has an extra necklace? Need for the day (on 27.12), for the child's morning - the details are not enough.

From: Employee 2
I am not a dog owner, but I have a collar. to man. With cords and chains. Would it be for a child’s morning? And there is also a thick chain with a carabine about a meter long.

From: Employee 1
Thank you very much, but I really have it for the morning ;)

From the comments to the film "Saturday.Amor.1 part"

How many of these summers are there? The march will also be summers: sunset, rising, arrival, expenditure, care, steam, noon, lunch, half fourth, without twenty-eight, full moon, full moon, moonless, etc. etc.)))))

Today I cooked "envy potatoes"
And this how? is delicious?
How to say. The name it got from what I ate and envious of those who are currently eating a well-cooked dinner=(

with VIO

How do I know I had an orgasm?
Do you get an SMS confirmation?

MasterFox – I’ve asked you if you’re gay? What do you think of me and what do you think of me? 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉

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YYY: :-) It was all the way.
XXX: Fuck, and I’ve been arguing for an hour today that it’s the last slang. It is a lot of it. 😉 Elijah.
YYY: Yes, many are confusing, don’t worry. And we, the clever Ukrainians, turned out - we call it a beetle :-)

xwondrick: it is necessary to say not "that this hernia is unrealistic to understand!", and "I am too dumb and lazy for this beautiful science"

XXX: I live in a dormitory. I got a new neighbor. She is 18 years old, she builds up such a chicula, an intellectual. A Frenchman calls her Mary, asking her to call her Mary. It doesn’t wash, it doesn’t wash!bed linen changes once every two months, her hair rolls everywhere, sleep in clothes, fantasy and wraps throw right into the closet to her. such a fucking girl. she wakes up at 6 a.m. and 2 a.m. paints, the marathon leads, like dressing so decent looks, but I as a man who lives with her I am amazed: how in appearance a normal man is such a pig!!! to
Say to her, pardonne mazel, could not your fucking assets wash and the papers from the candy not chew in the armour, but throw in the pub, eat your left, fucking de merde

XHH: Give it up, she was hysterical to me because I posted my VC photos. I said it was like I was trying to catch a baby!!! to
WOW: Why did you do this?
HGH: How to? Pulled by Baba!

What to cook on the table for the New Year? Which dishes?
WOW: Well, it is usually accepted that eating is the symbol of the year. What beast will it be?
and the dragon. Virgins at the table? O_O