XXX: Americans would be upset to learn that we have a social network with a bunch of porn, music, and TV shows.
YYY: Yes, in that sense, we have our own Facebook, with blackjack and prostitutes.
YYY: Although it looks more like Facebook.

Convinced the director to set up his IT-nic. A cabinet in a neighboring building.
The sales department is shrinking. Managers recruit a new employee by internal phone. No one responds to the phone. And in general, how he looks and where he is only knows the employee and the one on vacation.
After two weeks, the search for the Aitishnik was crowned with success. He enters the sales department, and Vova’s manager looks at him and says through his teeth: “So here’s what a server deer you are!”

Fuck, I just invented an offgenic costume for Halloween!
and mm?
XXX is a carpet. Stick up so that he can run and run all the pictures to spoil in the club!
Tagged: xDDD

Elf with pellets

<%Len> Tanya The ball. The throw. The river.
<%Len> I am very sad. and sadness. The face. The hand.
<Poccu9i> Do not forget your legs too.
<Poccu9i> And also Tania has a chest.

What prevents you from losing weight?? to
A feeling of hunger!

by Urina:
My husband hired two girls on a hot line at work.
Both goats
Unfortunately, the accountants do not see who they are: we missed the button, where the button, blat!!! to

Alonochka, 29-10-2011 at 23:51
Interested in paid sex?

Andrew, 30-10-2011 at 00:19
Hi to. How much do you regret?

Alenochka, 30-10-2011 at 00:28
The meaning?

Andrew, 30-10-2011 at 00:36
I usually solve financial issues at work, you don’t think they don’t have a place in personal life? However, if everything is so bad and you are willing to pay me for it, I would like to hear the price.

If a friend suddenly
Neither a friend nor an enemy.
The Attack!

at the airport.
Passenger: Girl, I don’t understand why the time of departure in the ticket is one and the time of arrival is another? O_O

Yesterday, my friend and I had a bit of fun... Well, I was a little overnight with a pretty guy in the bar and at the most interesting moment he came there :) In the end he went home and I stayed in the bar! Yuuuuuuuuu! And in the morning he wrote to me that I'm a girl -rwxrwxrwx" and he doesn't take the phone anymore. What could this mean?

I love rabbits, they’re cute and fuck all the time, and when you’re cute and fuck all the time, you’re probably happy.
KS is

I’m probably one of those girls who, having met a blue-eyed, light-haired prince on a snow-white horse, with the screams of “Lord, what a handful!” will run to lick the horse.

OhhhhhhBut my acquaintance said that 20 years ago I left tourism to mountaineering because I got warm vodka and sweaty girls.
Oh well.:And are stylish alcohol and bearded men better?))

The DVL.

I have a global war with my neighbor.
A week ago he poured a paint under my door.
I took his carpet.
This is why he "accidentally" damaged my Internet cable
xxxh: Today, smiling cleverly, I dragged a 800watt acoustic system by him.

XHH: Subject, tell me what kind of silent wickedness can be done?)
WOW: Well, I can tell you how to synthesize phenolphthalene from carbon
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
A laxative from a pencil.

xxx: bought a sweater, pants and shirt. satisfied
XXX: but, fuck, 8k is gone.
YYY: not bad
YYY: not bad
xxx: fucking, I've been looking for a minute difference between your messages, don't do that anymore

xxx: I was a descendant troll, my father wiped yesterday, bought a healthy watermelon, cut it in half, half cleaned off the flour, and his wife was sitting in the kitchen, so here, he runs on her head, wears her crust, shouts this watermelon helmet, and snoops on the bowl.
yyy: looooool))

Can these eyes lie?? to
Those eyes are still fucking!!! to

My ex told a case from his studenthood.
I went on a march with friends, only 3 people (astronomers, stars watched up))), on three 2 tents. One for six, the other for two. The six-seat two put quickly, and the second guy principally puts himself. Somehow he put, got inside and does something there, why the tent shakes and barely jumps.
Wow, what are you doing there?
Stay away. I do myself well!
and pause. Explosion of laughter.
and fold! The Perversionists!!! to

"My house is my fortress," said Vasily, "loving to repeat, not allowing guests to drink alcohol below forty degrees.