How did I hear myself decided to try happiness a second time in marriage?))
I’ve been married for a long time 😉
<%fabrEgAZ> development environment, Thursday testing...
Strange - yesterday was Wednesday, today is Friday, and then there will be two Saturdays at once.
Russian translators of porn are meaningless and merciless)))
Roast for half an hour.
I encountered a scene where the whole girl seemed to be exhausted by desire and seduced by the priest.
The text is extended.
She: I want that...
He is a fucker.
I am all burning...
He is a fucker.
She: I like members
He says: Everyone who likes members is a pederast! 0 - O
My friend has a cat :D
I don't know how hard a friend got him, but the cat learned to knock the Reset button on the modem :D
Enjoyed a boy (from the strength of 5 years) in the store. I picked out some delicious snacks at the box and carried them to my mom. He tries to answer him:
Put it in place, you won’t like it.
The boy replied confidently:
It will like. I know. I liked it as a child...
A 5 year old man :)
That is what it is!
In the event that something goes wrong, every strong and independent woman has a brilliant backup plan: to sit on her ass and sneeze.
Every strong and independent man also has a brilliant backup plan: to sit on his ass and battle the shit.
It helps in the same way. But judging by the fact that grandmothers live longer, it seems that tears extend life!
Who was there interested, the author of a fun textbook on Spanish with examples of a pillow in the refrigerator is Chichin.
From the same textbook "Juan, you are a sadist! You can’t hit a nail with a turtle!"
Enjoy it )
On the article "In nightclubs can introduce visitor checks for the presence of drugs";
1st comment: It is not possible!
zajots
We received a letter translated by Proms into Hebrew for some reason.
zajots
The manager suspects that this is a notification of the water disconnection.
The primary school teacher said:
There is a child in the class that does not learn anything. Tired of fighting with him, I approach my grandmother (working as a cleaner at school), I say "Do business with the child, learn a fairy tale for tomorrow". The next day, in the middle of the lesson, the door opens, the grandmother enters and reads a fairy tale from the threshold, and then still demands an assessment, arguing this by the fact that the fairy tale is learned and told, and what the difference is by who.
In the United States, a court has banned dogs from laughing for more than 10 minutes.
xxx: British scientists still to study and learn from meters
Zeus: I have arranged the expansion of galaxies and the relic radiation.
What a wise thing, Dad! Now people are on the wrong path and we can rest a couple of thousands of years!
In the entrance: missing cat, black color, ears castrated
Why are you so sad?
- To be gathered today for blunders, so noticed that I was excited and younger. I think now: "go – don’t go".
XXX: I have a colleague on vacation, we planted a toy deer in his place. and :)
A full replacement?
I asked my mom about the SMS.
Mom: "mb tomorrow will give the salary one I fear need to persuade a thin and so borrow them to use";
I: "mam, nothing I understand"
Mom: "B" means: may be"
X: A funny story happened at our lectures in physics.
Y: Tell me
X and I slept.
XXX: The Duchess
YYY: Open the lock
XXX: I am your father.
A beautiful phrase from my girlfriend:
"How can you think when you speak?"
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