HH: There was one more.
The trio, grit, does not work. Asked for help
Oh well, I came, and what I see: the fork from the triangle is stuck in the same triangle.
At my attempts to convince her that it is not necessary to do so and that it should not be so, she looked at me as an idiot and said, "Why are you shaking my head? Why is he still? If you don’t reach the cable, put it next to you and..."
HH: It was such a nonsense that I can’t remember it anymore.
She was fired in a week.

I thought that if I said that I was a lazy man and a bad person in general, they would not understand me. So I said I didn’t have time.

You want to talk to a girl who doesn’t respond to you in contact – remove her from friends.

My husband and I had a rejection.
WOW: What is it?
We did not see each other for almost a month, then on business trips, then the parents had. The meeting decided to mark, arranging a game of a strict teacher and a disgraceful schoolgirl. You know, I have one more. I approached the question thoughtfully, Nastya bought a schoolgirl's sex outfit, I dug up a suit and a tie, and carefully composed a math checklist. Focus on logarithms and derivatives.
WOW : and?
xxxh: the script was - the type she did not handle the task, well, asking for a fifth. Instead, we solved these damn logarithms until 4 a.m. because, as it turned out, we forgot the school program entirely. decided and went to sleep...
You are stupid.

Why do you hide your thoughts? It is difficult to communicate with you.
yyy: - The rocks are jumping on the horses between the siren square stars. Shoot them with water. Is it easier?

He made the cats a ladder in the fortress, so that they could suck the nausea, and lived at home. So these fucking people live on the street, and fucking come into the house. and ((

XXX is
This is German computer virus!!! to
YYY
They offer not to download porn, but to become a participant?

C. JSeveral readers wrote to me that they liked the intrigue.
C. JI didn’t know there was an intrigue in my porn story!

Why does my phone see.jpg but does not see.JPG?
He doesn’t like when he’s on him.

X: Did you not get your shoes in the flight?
YYY: I remember once there was a heck on the flight Moscow-Paris, when the stewardess distributed to the passengers... white boots. One of the passengers asked her, was it just so, or with meaning?
The poor stewardess. You would see her confusion among the rest of the passengers.

I have menstrual periods, my stomach hurts, I cannot walk.
WOW: In the sense...
Have you eaten something wrong?

xxx: this fool has caught a cat and when that thing is burning on him "your mother is a walking cat", given that the breed of a cat can not even be determined approximately, he is most likely still right

While running to the store for flour, the cat tried to change the user on the computer, but stuck in choosing a nick. On questions "how", and most importantly, "why", only embarrassedly smiled in his mouths. I thought, created a account for him, said a simple password. We have been together for a year and a half...

xxx (01:03:31): Hello!
yyy (01:03:44): Congratulations to you! I kiss you :)
xxx: I have a request for you
yyy (01:04:26): what kind of sunshine?
xxx (01:05:29): Could you never write me anything again?
xxx (01:12:11): did you understand me?
xxx (01:25:31): have you received my message?
xxx (02:40:31): alloh?! to

Fuck, I’m the perfect woman for him. I don’t need to explain what fruit lups are and why cubes are better, I know html and don’t require anything typical babbish, I don’t wear shoes, because of which the speed of movement is significantly reduced, I read a lot and so on. Am I a hero for relationships?! to
HZ: It is normal.
Electricity sounds unpleasant.
Something is missing
Theme: Deep Minet
Q: Is it better now?
WOW: this is better.
Norma: The Norma

Even if the video shows Lady Gaga sucking out an albino donkey, there will still be a fool who will ask, "Girls, what song does he play?"

X: Yes, he is still an optimist.
We need to drink beer with vodka sooner and go to bed sooner - tomorrow to the first pair.

Imagine a zombie apocalypse. And you wake up in the morning with a terrible hammer and go for a mineral... Zombies will not touch you - be afraid of people!

YYY: I have a boyfriend!
xxx:"I will not eat ice cream, I have peelings in the freezer"?=DD
yyy:"I will not eat a shurma from the tent, I have a delicious dinner at home".

Samoylenko Anton (23:06) :
In the Netherlands, it is forbidden to have sex unless you feed the dog.

Dennis Sergeev (23:06) :
You will die virgin.