A friend told me a story from her studenthood.

She passed the work safety exam in the fifth grade. Since the girl is disgusting, she was preparing in a couple with a friend, and very seriously.
They came to the exam, pulled the ticket and began to answer. The subject is an accident at work.
The girls quickly and joyfully began to respond: it is necessary to make such an act, to create such a commission, to assure the document in such instances.
The teacher quietly listened to this, and then sadly said: girls, you would call an ambulance - maybe he is still alive...

I went to the pharmacy, looked at the prices and decided that it was cheaper to die.
Then come down and look at the prices of ritual services.

I found on the forum of psychological help:
The question:
Hi to. I hope you help me.
Acribofobia is the fear of not understanding the meaning of what is read.
When I start reading I think that I will not understand now and I will be bad, so it becomes. As a result, the condition worsened and even worse I did not understand what I read. I lose attention, pulse increases, ears get red, a feeling of suffocation begins.

The answer:
Hi... here’s what I’d like to answer... but how to try to make it worse

HHH
I decided to gather.
WOWU
I am learning to play the flute.
HHH
by Nafiga?
WOWU
I was asked by a girl who was going to collect a gentleman.
HHH
Why is this girl not gathering a gentleman?
WOWU
Why not learn to play the flute?

Vova Stern: I will get rid of monthly. guarantee 9 months.(With a good feeling)
Aynur Kenzhebaev: You can’t, we are so arranged
Roman Romanich answer to Aynur kenzhebaev: it seems you don't know everything about yourself yet

I gave him a GIBD number. Two questions arose immediately. Is it possible to change them, and is it considered a bad sign to have the number 404

Peter in the light.
Driver 1: Curved, and when reconstructing the turn indicator to turn on you sexual orientation does not allow?
Driver 2: What do you forgive?
Driver 1: Turn the wheel on!! to

From a friend’s Twitter:
07.06.2012 From today I can consider myself a free girl for about a month #diablo

I boast of my friend buying Diablo 3
I am Uriah!! It is my own! hahaha! Years of waiting and finally it’s mine!! to
Girlfriend: No, Xen, no You are her...

Alexis Drankov
"Homogeneous Exam of Graduation in Mathematics! Break your feet!" – The Great Promt.

The Venetian
Write the original)

Alexis Drankov
Unified State Examination in Mathematics. No foam or feather.

The Venetian
Brush your leg.)

What type of antivirus do you have?
Y: The Tree
X: And how is it?
100 Years of Judgment, Judgment
X: Do you have a broken or there is something free?
Buyed on Tracker :D

Thanks to the "BBC Sherlock" series, Russian Sherlock Holmes began to attach their seat belts, sitting in a car... But in no one of our "films" nobody is attached. This is a kind of promotion of safe driving. How many people the habit of clinging could save lives...

by Pavel Pavlenko:
Do not sleep alone.

by Natalia:
And if not with whom.

by Paul:
How not with whom? Full of guys around. Even if you take me (all around me)

From the point of view of the soldier-time officer of our army, the country has two enemies - the internal - dust under the bed and the external - not cut grass in the summer or snow in the winter!

Today saw the coolest advertisement on the sale of cars
xxx: on the red ninth, on the back on the glass:
xxx: "I sell the VAZ 2109 and buy, toyota"

xxx: Please recommend something scientifically popular about quantum physics that would be both interesting and understandable, i.e. It would be suitable for reading in the train and on the beach by the sea.

From the Hubble, the survey "served or not served":
WWW: Where is the option “I serve”?
xxx: If this is the first day of service, then technically it turns out that you have not served yet. If not the first, then at least one day of service has passed, which means that it has already served.
Yyy: No, if he served at least a portion of the time, he served already. If the quantum time hypothesis is correct, then it requires a minimum of 10^-43 seconds (Planc time).
zzz: You listened to a programmer’s conversation with a physicist.

But one day the tank hears the familiar sound of the engines – these are tanks, native German tanks! They are Ivan’s enemies. And Ivan himself? Shouldn’t he blow up the entire column and the tank?
Will a fragile friendship survive this test?

Read it, let’s continue! and Katy! Catch me there! =)

I tell our employee here (22 years old) that when I was young there were no video magnets, no divisions, but there was a TV with a single channel and the favorite entertainment was listening to discs with fairy tales on the player. We had a loser, I remember. but only he was already modern, electric... well, that is, it had to be plugged into the grid

In order not to go on vacation, you must go away.
YYY: and turn off the phone
xxx: change the SIM card to a paid number
zzz: and leave instructions to the boss: if you want to call me out of vacation, send the word "come" to 4242, in response you will come a puzzle - make a phrase from the letters "ID ANGYUCH!"