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[ + 59 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55384
 24.10.2011
In Yandex.images I was looking for a diagram of circles of hell, and he gave me a map of Moscow and photos of the MKAD.

[ + 50 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55383
 24.10.2011
X: Have you ever seen a silver scotch on sale? There are white and transparent. In American films, silver scotch is constantly used.
yyy: It’s probably the only scotch roll and it’s been constantly filmed for 20 years. I fear that soon in the news will appear the message of the death of the famous roll, and weep it will all the mouths, which he grabbed: under the mourning march will be shown a video with frames from films

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №55382
 24.10.2011
Review of Diablo 3 Trailer:
xxx:Our lecturer in Latin, every lecture calls for such a trick.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №55381
 24.10.2011
From Twitter:
Kas_Alex
Crossing the grinds. The most delighted cat - no one has played with her so long.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №55380
 24.10.2011

xxx: In the camp, I remember, they walked through the night forest (type march, fireworks and all that) and sang the "Cursed Old House," it was terrible))

WOW: It’s awful, it’s when at three o’clock in the night you’re in the ‘Cursed Old House’ with friends all over the throat – and here, out of the corner, the menta bowl comes out.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №55379
 24.10.2011
XHH: 7Y 90L6036

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The player is entertained by the moderator. Based on: MA7

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №55378
 24.10.2011
From the Advertising Board:
B: I will buy the world. and cheap.
A: Contact the Creator directly. You may be able to agree on creating a new world on an individual order. And buying such an old b/u world is not profitable.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №55377
 24.10.2011
XX: Why do you hurt the goose? He’s a great rapper, first get what he’s achieved and then fuck out! No one listened to him, he had problems with drugs, but he did not give up, continued to write and filled respect.
YYY: And then he died.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №55376
 24.10.2011
An intelligent person will never say "bossack". He will tell "what passage".

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №55375
 24.10.2011
Fuck it was yesterday.
Yyy: What is it?
Xxx: I used to have my puppy on my desk, and today I put a saw clown on the full screen.
You may not continue :D
Xxx: So here, I come tired at 12 I turn on the computer...

[ + 70 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55374
 24.10.2011
XXX: The Earth and the Air. In one dish is mixed: Baltica No. 9, cheap wine, port wine, vodka (minimum mass share) and Coca-Cola. The resulting drink must be poured into a plastic cup, consumed and counted to ten. At the “10” account there is a misleading effect. Let us try? ^ ^ ^
I am not drinking cola.

[ + 66 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55373
 24.10.2011
Sasha, you are a normal person. You do not suffer from sclerosis, the vision is perfect. Every day you drive to the center at the same time on the same transportation. So how? How did you get on the wrong bus?? to
alt-f4: Hey, distance, if you wrote the code at midnight, the 3rd bus would confuse with the 11th >:\

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №55372
 24.10.2011
What kind of hero can I not watch the video? I am from Latvia, your mother... I don’t live in Narnia, my country is real!!! to

[ + 60 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55371
 24.10.2011
News from Yandex:
In Zlatoust of the Chelyabinsk region, a 15-year-old student stole a tram and carried passengers on it for about 40 minutes, the city police to the agency "Interfax-Ural".

I feel like this guy and the elevator can steal.

[ + 51 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55370
 24.10.2011
"What is it? Where is? When?", the end of the autumn games, everyone went out to the garden.
The voice of the host: "And now on the first channel screenplay of the novel Paulo Coelho "Veronica decides to die""
Club reaction:"Ooooow..." and clear cries from the crowd "Facebook! Tagged with"

I love our experts.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №55369
 24.10.2011
and Ura. I met a man who reads the terms of lienzia when installing programs, until the end of m then thinks to agree or not, sorry that the German

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №55368
 23.10.2011
The evening. My husband calls the phone. The Conversation :
Well... Well... Well, I’ll think...
Who was calling? I am asking.
and calumny. He calls us in visit, on the way, he notes something.
and yes? Hm... what did he say?
- He said, I quote: "Bevebuakhe, beve, be"....

[ + 51 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55367
 23.10.2011
Are you a natural blonde?
No, not painted
Why didn’t you like brunettes?
How did you know I was a brunette before?? to

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №55366
 23.10.2011
xxx: When I was a little girl, I walked all over the mess by the servo, I thought what were the portraits of my uncle?
xxx: No, in principle, the white-haired guy in the shirt could still go down for my mom’s brother. But who was the second—a thin, pale man with black beards and a uniform—was a mystery to me.
xxx: then only grew up and realized that these uncles are Yesenin and Lermontov

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №55365
 23.10.2011
X: What the hell is the eye sprinkled
Y is connectivity?
X: No, the unlimited Internet.

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