The wife asks her husband:
Which is better, to be beautiful or to be smart?
M: You know, I could never decide on this question, that’s why I chose you.

Irina (10:10:08 8/12/2011)
You are CHO! Churrov said, these are fake rolls! Fake polling stations!

Jeny (10:10:43 8/12/2011)
Dada

Jeny (10:10:59 8/12/2011)
and in the false administrations of the area))

Jeny (10:11:13 8/12/2011)
People who are very similar to chief managers.

Jeny (10:11:18 8/12/2011)
The handless pitch plays))

I remembered: I asked my mom why I was like her in the dark 😉

I just talked to my husband:
He said: "All women are divided into "should" and "not would"";
I: "What kind of person am I? "Don’t let God say "I’t blow"!";
He (trick): "They are already dull" :)

Tinwee: I need a liquid crystal computer so that the disk processor can read. Which is better Windows or Pentium?

A neighbor’s seven-year-old boy asked him to help with his writing in English. I didn’t include the lesson, explain anything to him and just wrote a simplified texture for him. A couple of days later, it turns out that his work was evaluated by the teacher on a small three. Mda, apparently the professor who rated my diploma for excellent and the chief of the translation agency who hired me - just don't understand anything in English.

Today, there is only one match left of the world’s largest chess power.

Married couple of my friends. Nearby look quite funny: a vanity low Serezha and a road with large "volumes" of Gal.
One day, in the feast, after some signing, someone decided to ask:
Serega, you’re so thin, Galia so big, but you’re sure.
At least once a month you have to carry her to bed on your arms. as you
Is it enough...?
When the strength leaves me, I shake it!

If the army and police immediately and simultaneously raised the salary three times, then the authorities became very afraid of their people.

Why can’t you eat a lot of sweet?
Zzzz: because it will end quickly

The news:
Living trees for the New Year brought to Irkutsk
......
Vadim Firsov, head of the department of utilities of the management committee of Sverdlovsky district:
- The tree will really decorate the city, in addition, such cuts do not harm the forest. By removing the tree from the forest, we removed the forest from excess fuel material. There will be fewer fires.

Ruby: Ruby is all over

XXX is me? Fucking and provocative!
yyy: sounds like the names of superheroes x)

The teacher: The student! You matched the result in response!
Student: Does this not please you? Are you an oppositionist? Are you sponsored by Americans? Should I call the police for trial?

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Yyy: Bringing a bomb to the Helm Padi?

XHH: I am grateful for my work
WOW: In the sense?
THANK YOU: I am working.

A pregnant employee left sandwiches with nutella in the refrigerator. The manager opens the refrigerator and asks.
Whose are these unsweetened sandwiches?
by Galina
- Yes, pregnant they are like this: "I want a sandwich with shit!" - "No, I don't want a sandwich with shit!"

There is an accountant.
The director is delighted:
How are our pre-year finances? Singing a romance?
The second album has already been recorded.

by formspring'e

Question: What is the best gift you have received?

Domankov:I remember when I was a child when I or my brother was given something for my birthday, often the gift was put in bed, that is, you had to wake up with the thought that what a fool is preventing me from doing it. One day I woke up with the rolls in bed.
And there was still a tradition, if you gave a cell phone, then your night secretly puzzled, switched the sims, put a new under the pillow, and called in the morning, from which you woke up and all such a happy oral "YAAAZH%!&#@" and "here is the phone of my dream here".
What a gift was the best I was, but probably good that I never asked for anything like a snake or a tarantula, it would be bright to wake up.

pen_guin: Every year the voices in my head become more and more clear. It seems that the cockroaches no longer hesitate to comment on my actions.

Nowadays, deleting a page in the social network is equivalent to local suicide.