About the "unnecessary" women’s bags. I will list my content:
The mobile
Players with headphones.
Blocks and two pens.
The daily
The wallet
Passport and Certificate
Home and work keys.
Charge from mobile
A difficult umbrella.
-a small cosmetic with balsam for the lips, hand cream, mirror, mini-roast, shovel, there are also a couple of blades, mini-blades, nail bar, several buttons and threads with a needle (in case of an emergency)
Normal and wet wipes.
Backup paddle again in the case of the HP (sorry)
-the second cosmetic, in which I store the medicines I need for pressure and heart, valerian, no-shpu, patch, cougars from cough, a pencil with hydrogen peroxide.
The book
In the summer, a bottle of water is usually added to all this, on a working day - a bowl or a container with lunch.
All these things I need. Most are used constantly, the same ones that are used less often (such as scissors or scissors) still very profitable in unexpected situations not only me, but others.
And now, if you, men, have read it to the end, where do I keep it all? In the pocket?

My sister threw my gloves and hit me in the face.
Before that, it would mean you’re calling me for a duel.
- I imagine how the knights were comfortable, with iron gloves) thrown - and no duel needed X)

xxx: I have a question to you.
YYYYYYYYYYYYY
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YYY is 69?

Every time I hear the ad "eat, drink, chew orbit," my brain automatically translates that phrase as "steal, kill, fuck the goat."

O.TYesterday my dad went for a run.
Mom comes and grit "where is Dad"?
O.T: I gru "I went to run"
O.TShe made such a face :O
K.MAnd what is it? :) What is it?
O.TIt turns out, Batty once or twice a month takes his soul, he arranges runs, and then in the nearest wheels he believes that he has health and is swallowed 2 times more powerful, and then rolls for 2 days with a wire-like pulse and blames the ecology for everything.

The most common mutation in Russia is the hands growing from JOPA.

[17:58:55 MSK] Julia Zhytina: Andrey, the headman of Dr. Andrey tomorrow, will you give a gift?

[17:59:05 MSK] Andrew N Golovkov: will, lol

A friend of tourists returned from Georgia, where they climbed the mountains. He tells.
Standing in the camp, during the evening, they sent a race for food to a nearby village. He went, bought food, wandering back in the dark.
A jeep stops with Georgian police officers, saying, “Hello, who is who, where are you going?” He tells them: a tourist, food to the camp. They say, “Sit down, we will bring you.
The camp wakes up in the morning, there was no race and no. They start to worry, and there comes a police officer. You say tourists? Was Vasily Pupkin sent to the village for food? They are yes. The police officer says, “Well, take it, he’s sleeping in the back seat of our car. I fell asleep, and it was unfortunate to wake up, and it was uncomfortable to bother you in the middle of the night, so we decided - stand here, wait until morning.

Do you say the cravates chew? Russia is ahead!

I don’t understand why most people call a romantic dinner with candles with wine and shrimp.
In my opinion, a romantic dinner is when, after a fierce battle, you roast the horse of a killed enemy and drink beer from his skull.

Ladies and gentlemen, remember it. After two nights, nothing good happens. A third glass of beer is always too much.
Axis: And in the continuation of the topic, this is the question – is the cousin’s cousin’s cousin considered a relative?

The official website of "Russia-2020" Navigation on the website. Search "Our principles": 404 not found. Actually, I did not think...

It is necessary to adopt the law that a day is 23 hours, its calendar, etc. And let Microsoft programmers hang up. " - Best comment on clock translation in Ukraine

Today I am very convinced of the justice of the sandwich law and Murphy's law.
Eat a sandwich with cobos and ketchup. And here it falls!
First on the sweater, then on the jeans and finally on the carpet on the floor. And every time the ketchup down! ... to!! to

Near the subway, I have insurance agents. They don’t have a lot of work, because people are just doing business here. I pass by one such agent, a young man. I am chased by a girl. The boy takes a step toward her with the words: "Girl, you want me to insure you? Go to my car."
I haven’t heard of such delicious foods for a long time.

She would like to live in Manhattan, but not to give up the cocktail trade.

Enough of studying. I dreamed today that we were not playing in crosses, but in units. and then we count the resulting matrix definers.

We have a blueberry stealing from the window.
Now I’ll freeze everything in the room.
She builds her own house.
How cruel it is to dismantle a hospital and build a house on these funds.
Tagged: blue officer

Email by admin:
xxx (problems with the home note):
My computer made a new mistake today. It says you may have become a victim of software. You may have an illegal window. Therefore, the update center is not located and you are not well. Clay is yes?
You have to learn this and respond so on the hotline.
YYYY :
"You may have become a victim of software" – it’s five! Without the word "fake" - looks more cool
I will now call the youths so:
Victims of Software Security

What happened to the political system of the USSR in the late 1980s?
He has hidden in Belarus and is waiting for his hour!

The new version of the "Field of Wonders" - the word opened initially, the players are required to correct spelling errors.