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[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №55304
 22.10.2011
xxx: How could I have been fooled by mistake on nick? I still understand IP, but by nick. My nick is pig, and his nick is Artem! Do you know that you are knocking the buttons?
Yyy: Say thank you that we are not building nuclear power plants.

[ + 66 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55303
 22.10.2011
My girlfriend learned that I had a bride. When they both go to my house to tell my wife... AAAA... what to do?

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №55302
 22.10.2011
Discussions in the chat:
I guessed my wife, this fool asks.
Q: Have you ever had sex with your character?
XH: Yes
XHH: The next question
Q: Is your character moving on four legs?
Yes, fucking, I’m taxing my ego.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №55301
 22.10.2011
This happened on the bus. I was driving with a friend, she sat in the back seat, and I stood nearby. Next to her sits a man and looks at her phone, she reads in the ass. Well, I notice this matter and write to a friend in her assu: "Hear, a man - went to X"Y!" A man sharply raises his head and looks at the bus with astonishment.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №55300
 22.10.2011
Anastasia (12:41:23 21/10/2011)
You won’t pay *KISSED*
Andrei (12:42:27 21/10/2011)
Cody will cover it all.)
Anastasia (12:43:48 21/10/2011)
Would you give me a coon? In the winter in the courtyard of the boots need a winter and a new coat, and you cany, I cany will warm up in the winter?

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №55299
 22.10.2011
ZregerZ: I walk along the railway
ZregerZ: We have shells there.
ZregerZ: and I observe the following action:
ZregerZ: to the small shell goes a gazelle, comes out not quite sober man, opens the gate, climbs into the car trying to get in, but so something is wrong here (and more precisely the shell time at 2 below the car) stops, comes out of the car, looks at the shell, stands like he thinks, does not understand what is wrong. He turns around and I hear him crashing: “Beh, this is not my car.”

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №55298
 22.10.2011
My new neighbor is a complete failure. I cannot live with her.
YYY in meaning?
xxx found me the Arc de Triomphe, said "author genius"!!! Erich Maria Remark is brilliant!
YYY is OK. You are wrong again, you are wrong person.
Conan Doyle and Sherlock Holmes are one person.
YYY move to me.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №55297
 22.10.2011
She: Well then can we go to you right away? 😉

He: Why right away? Let’s go for a walk 😉

She: I don’t like any noisy places.)

He said, “Who has spoken about the noise?” Quiet and quiet places

Is it grain storage?

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №55296
 22.10.2011
Medvedev’s work experience clearly shows us how excessive enthusiasm for social media leads to dismissal.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №55295
 22.10.2011
From Forum

With regard to passwords and signs, a computer miracle happened in my eyes.
Not so funny, but... wonderful.

My wife is pregnant with a second child. In principle, one adult child she already had, her career went to the mountain, and the age is not youthful.
Eventually, she decided to interrupt her pregnancy. I went to the doctor after work.

And our administrator in the office after some time forcibly changed all the passwords for logging into computers. Usually he changed them himself in the evening, using a random password generator (well, that is, the program randomly picked a combination of letters and numbers, and he then selected more or less memorable and distributed to employees), and in the morning you found a piece of paper under the keyboard with a new password.

So, on the day my colleague was going to have an abortion, under the keyboard she found her new computer password: "PLZMOMNO", which is only decoded as Please Mom No (Please Mom No).

Such a sign only the blind will not notice. She called and canceled the doctor’s appointment.

Her baby is probably 5 years old now.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №55294
 22.10.2011
I don’t want to be rude, but I would fuck you.
I don’t want to look crazy, but I agree.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №55293
 22.10.2011
xxx: I will buy a universal chip for homephones

YYY: Is there such a thing? If I buy it too!! to

Zzzz: I thought it came in!:D

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №55292
 22.10.2011
Rubi Roid > wife said that the flash flash stopped working and she threw it out - this is how the piss came to my bluetooth adapter

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №55291
 22.10.2011
Is it possible and necessary to sleep with friends without fucking?
YYY: I can
YYY: But what kind of friends are these then? O_O

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №55290
 22.10.2011

A friend of Peter wrote...

thn 15:22
Well, and how about myself? I came to the philharmonic yesterday, and the dress from the back in the pants was charged.


[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №55289
 22.10.2011
<+d_e_n> do you think you bought a new product?? to
<+knock> I'm looking at your translator
<+d_e_n> nup
<+d_e_n> hocesh kinu deneg
< + look at> why do I need money?
<+d_e_n> a suka poneal vseotaki

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №55288
 22.10.2011
The toughest students live in Kyrgyzstan.
News on the tape "In the Kyrgyz village, schoolchildren took mobile phones from police officers"!!! to

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №55287
 22.10.2011
XXX is fun. Yesterday, on the local women’s forums, I heard that the glue mask for the face is wiped raw beets with vegetable oil.
YYY: And what?
XXX: Looks like confident blondes are now sitting at home with red roses :)

[ + 77 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55286
 22.10.2011
“When you’re young and watch TV, you think that the television companies have conspired and want to make people stupid. But then you grow up and come to understand: people want it themselves. This is a much more frightening thought. Conspiracy is not scary. You can shoot the bastards, start the revolution! But there is no conspiracy, television companies just meet demand"
c) Steve Jobs

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №55285
 22.10.2011
Drop coffee on paper is bad.
XXX: Especially if the document is opened on the iPad :(

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