A lecture on the theory of translation, a lesson to show that some questions can be approached from different sides, asks the question: "Call the length of your pencil or pen". One girl gets an ambulance and starts measuring a pencil. Prepod, seeing this, asks her: "Why do you, a student of a linguistic university, carry a lineup with you every day?"" A voice from the back rows: "The husband is looking for..."

I chose a birthday present for a colleague. We discuss.
- He has an iPhone, let's buy some useful stuff, but they are many.
Let’s just do something useful, not a chew!
You can give him a phone on Android. It is very useful when you have an iPhone.

He said goodbye to him, saying:
Be careful, we need you alive!! to

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH How is it?
Normally I am busy.
Q: Do I not go to you?
Not so rude, but you’ve captured the meaning!
Spring is coming, you’ll ask for sex.

One guy sits between my friends (both Wives) and guesses the desire:"I want to fuck"
Another approaches him and asks:"Who am I going today?"

Do not be afraid that you will be surrounded by a finger, be afraid that you will be surrounded by a crumb.

Probably, my story will seem to you or nonsense, or nonsense, and someone may even envy me. The fact is that my parents are punk, from old school. The appearance is corresponding (sweatshirts, torn jeans, chains, iroqueries, etc.). Mom is an illustrator, dad is a proger, both have a free schedule, so they can afford to look like they want. Many of my peers (and I am 16) dream of such ancestors, but only they, as in that joke, confuse tourism with emigration. The transitional period, when teenagers do everything badly to parents, I passed quietly - I am not forbidden anything at all, and it is uninteresting to rebel. As a result: I am indifferent to alcohol, I have never smoked, I prefer jazz and instrumental music, I study well, I want to become an archaeologist. And this is incomprehensible to my parents, who believe that youth is given once and it must be lived so that everyone remembers. My sister is 12, and she has repeatedly received a whistle from her mother for listening to pop (and what else to listen to a girl at this age?) is

And yesterday I accidentally heard the conversation of the ancestors - "Here's the hell, we raised two civilians."

The best anecdote of this year was recognized by the Presidential decree on the renaming of the militia to the police.

In the news:
Scientists have invented pills that neutralize the effects of alcohol.Experiments have shown that even a large amount of alcohol does not work on mice if they are given a new drug.
Commentary :
It is urgent!! I buy pills. They borrowed drunk rats.

I went to see the new trailers.
After a conversation with God, the loser decides to become a superhero and begins to kill people with a divorce key. Nothing unnecessary and everything is immediately clear.

Conversation with Comrade.
Tomorrow I’m going to fuck a woman.
I: - There are no spare women, on "spending"
Are you beautiful or rich?
I: I am smart. I like to fuck smart women.
He said, “You guys, don’t chase me. Don’t fuck smart women, they still ask questions after sex. Fuck stupid women. After sex, they lie down and look at the fly on the ceiling and think. "- Oh, how does she stay there?"

Trev is

Where have you been all morning?
Tagged: network
Are the enemies broken again?
“Yes, no, the tech director comes in the morning and says, ‘If you’re an engineer in our networks, you’re going to go fishing on Friday.’”

Only the fool needs order. The genius dominates the house.
YYY: I’ll disappoint you, but you’re not brilliant enough to dominate House.

From the Women’s Forum:
I met two weeks ago with a young man, they liked each other, but I think more because it is very beautiful (many say that even strangers). In communication everything is fine, sex is good. One, but substantial in my opinion, the minus is that he does not have his car, although he is already over 20. I offered to be his girlfriend, but I was confused. I don't know what to do, many others offer and they have cars... I consider its presence the main factor of a person's wealth, I don't want to be the wife of a loser. He’s dressed pretty well, but the lack of a car ruins him in my eyes. Girls, what would you do? Is it worth risking and hoping that in the future he will earn for the car? I am concerned about this, help with advice if you can. Thanks in advance.
The commentary:
And is it worth to encounter a underdeveloped body that has no brains, but only p**a has grown.

Leah has arrived. He tells that his friend issued: “I want to work in a sex shop, because it’s there I can tell people, “What kind of shit did you get here?”And I’m not going to do anything for it".
I’m stuck: "I also want to work in a sex shop!"

A friend from the community wrote:
We have one cabin in the shower, and she is our favorite with Julia. And forever it managed to occupy me, for I was going ahead, waving the light and running the first with a victory cry) But here July, while I turned on the light, with the same victory cry and laughter flew into the cabin... a second silence, the cry: "Bliaja" and "Julia" twisted in half splashes to me. I look, and there right in the center, right under the shower stands...unitas! No, blue, where did he come from?! to

The Doctor 911
How can I remove all my friends right away? Or not so?

The Doctor 911
I decided to remove them all one by one.

The Doctor 911
Individual approach is important in this case.

The Doctor 911
It is like beating each person personally, with a different attitude, rather than burning them all with a single gunfire.

Talk to a girlfriend:
She: I am a little slowed down now - I'm solving problems in physics
Serious work, do you help?
She :Yes
Tagged: throw
Calculate the wavelength of de Broglie, passing the accelerating potential difference of 11000V
De Broglie’s electron
Q: Who are you talking to now?
You know, my mom calls me urgently, I will go tomorrow.

@Angry_Alla I will buy a dog, I will call it Dinner. In the evening I come home, I open the door, and there dinner awaits me.

I sit on the couch with my girlfriend, all hints on upcoming sex
Go here, my unclean beauty.
It is mm...
It is: STOP! Did you just call me a pig?! to