xxx: about you even diminishing-loving not to compose, to reduce nowhere, and to lust for nothing!)
The wife asks: why do they pour water into the battery all the winter? Why does it not cool?
<xxxx> hairy hair
<XX> 21 years of age
The socks are out! I am lucky today!
xxx: yesterday in one of the large banks (I immediately say - not a bank with a green Pakman in the form of an emblem) saw an epic marasma
The grandmother - in the appearance of a godfather, but with a rare stealthy character - brought all her savings and decided to open the contribution. The manager, kindly smiling, issued all the documents, the grandmother signed them all, took the documents given to her and sits waiting for something... the manager continues to smile )))
The phrase, said by the grandmother, killed not only the manager: "Where is my book???"... all the accusations that the bank does not issue them stumbled on the same phrase, but already on higher exhaust tones
xxx: however, the manager - beautiful, ingenious))) printed again the certificate from the account, put it in 4 parts (just the size of almost a booklet) and handed the grandmother with the words "Now the book looks like this!";
I thought there would be applause in the room now xDDDD
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Comment from the discussion of the article on transfer of time in Ukraine:
1) Create a problem; 2) Return as it was; 3) Praise yourself for success in solving problems
xxx: So many banners with the words "I'm looking for a girl who drinks tea in the cafe..." what do I think: "can try happiness?"
xxx: I'm looking for a girl who was filmed in porn, where 20 girls and 4 guys - you were dressed in a white top and a blue shirt.
Conversation in Smoking:
- The shark went here today, and no one on the streets, well, at all. There are no cars, no people, the lights work through one, those who work - flash. It was only when he approached the building that he noticed two alkashi moving on the barracks.
They are snoopers.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! The content analysis conducted by me, an international analyst, of our correspondence in the Ace showed that the most used paragraphs were:
"Hillary"
"That is your ass"
"Take it up"
"I love it"
"I’m getting bored"
"This is your fool"
"why do you not respond"
"Coursework"
"Have you seen/heard what I dropped?"
"From Fuck to"
Do you think this characterizes our relationship as a genuine, tender friendship?
Q: Well, Dacha, do we fuck up the old bones tomorrow?
What do you forgive?? to
Fuck me... shake me
Be you cursed, Freud!
Fuck... begins the crying of the boys who haven’t had time to get their bodies for winter.
unikate: we have a real circus here: a low and thin senior prorab asked our chief engineer to plant it - to get a project with a high shelf. Probably got the project and says - all, let go! He does not give up!! and walks with him - on his hands - through the office, with a happy-doll-like expression of the face, loudly proclaiming the office with shouts of the "acrobatic number!"and "
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Mathematics textbook for 5th grade:
Travelling past the GIBDD station at a speed of 105 km / h, the owner of the Oka car did not stop at the signal of an inspector. Two minutes later, the indignant inspector rushed after him on a BMW motorcycle, but, having developed a speed of about 210 km / h, did not notice how he overtook the offender. Ten minutes later, he realized his mistake and turned and, reducing the speed to 15 km / h, went to meet him. After what time after the turn the inspector meets Oka?"
I have two questions about this task:
What did the authors of the textbook smoke?
How much money does an OKI driver give to the DPS inspector?
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A to:
We had a building inspection.
A to:
The Winter Clothes
A to:
In the yard of the department
A to:
We built meant
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The entire police department. People 150
A to:
We stand in two bars.
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And here the gate opens and enters the yard of the rubbish car.
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behind rubbish
As a young man, the case was - my uncle visited me - he said, you drink, I am so dumb - I will think:) and since I am not drunk in alcohol, I call my girlfriend - I say, the glamorous aunts of alcohol consume? Martini asks, you will not be mistaken.
My uncle calls and clarifies. I have a very loud voice, Maarten. :)
Nivea
Bringing Martini and here I fucking...with STOPOR HDD :)
Epic Feel is Blind:))))
I’m looking at Martini, you have your favorite drink.
and)))
1: What are you doing?
2: I sit in the window and look
1: What is interesting?
P.S. It’s all in shit :)
Who’s gonna see you in the window? ?
No, not the window. A few cars and a beer barrel) There the well was cleaned with this machine.. well with a thick pipe. But he did not stand the pressure of the hail and the pudding.
1st trip to the asanasizers)
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OYASH: Another argument in favor of entering the MSU: Love is sold in the buffet for five rubles. I am not joking!
A. P. EYou are on your back... in bliss stretched out your arms... one slightly bended in your knee, I carry it up and down.
A. P. EThe foot! There was a leg in my knee... I lost only one word! I am hysterical!
S.T.AIn bliss I stretched out my arms... one slightly bended in my knee – I grieve and cry, I cry and I grieve! :D
xxx: I went to the climb today, all the bars were too healthy weights, removed all the clothes from one, from the other, from the gym: as a result, the whole floor in the iron)
yyy: I went to the crawl, the same situation.. decided to remove all the clothes, removed, tired, left...
From the social network.
High if on heels, good if not angry, loving if not to love, smart if not to ask stupid questions.
The first comment:
Fuck it, if not fucking.
xxx: Do you need these kinds of iPads and iPhones? I would never buy it!
YYY: What do you have, big member?