Both British scientists and Armenian radio are powerless to unravel the mystery of our stomachs. For only a Russian man is able, returning from guests, where he ate in three throats, as if today 21.12.2012, to use to the refrigerator with the words:
That fucking hunt! Oh the cats!

xxx: come up with a synonym for the word "phalomorphic"
YYY: Penis Converted

Dear Mozilla Firefox, forgive me for changing you! Will you be my browser by silence?

XXX: Before that there was generally Siemens, who during my run-offs from the punitive squads of the railway inspectors fell out of his pocket and fell under the departing electric car, from the spread. The only thing I restored later was the upper panel. Dewey is still doing well.

It was annoying that Simmons would no longer be there.

YYY: Has the electric car not gone off the rail?

XXX: No, this is Siemens, not Nokia.

XHH: - Something quite urgante broke up... the first channel, hands-free, fresco...
yyy: - the guy turns =) good, the grandmother earns =) after Galkin marries Pugacheva...

XX: I don’t like the large cluster of lilies.
XXX: The People
XXX: If you think about it, the first one is also true.

Andrew Kondratovich: It turns out I am not suitable for service
Andrew Kondratovich: Are you happy for me? =) is
Ilya Grankovsky: No
Ilya Grankovsky: you would go to the army))
Andrew Kondratovich: Why I need to go to the army
Andrew Kondratovich: I will be oppressed there
Ilya Grankovsky: You will get rid of your rush
Andrew Kondratovich: This is not a hurry.
Andrew Kondratovich: I'm just great and all

Child injustice: adults at +15 walk in T-shirts, and they stretch a hat on me!

by REI

XY: I reviewed Friends here, and suddenly I realized that no matter where I live, there is always a nudist in the house opposite.
xx: The naked neighbor", like the "neighbor-c-perforator" has everyone. I also have in the neighboring house on the lodge somebody's ass at night whisper, "moon is like" :-) I'm used to it, and I don't look in that direction.
Xy: Yes, but why is it ALWAYS a fat-haired man, and NEVER a slim cute girl?

Dear, I have to tell you something...
– to?! to
We will have a server.
c) Silencewalker

From the Hubble, Tesla Gun
Comrade with Nick Rob was no exception, and under the impression of the comic The Five Fists of Science assembled his own Tesla gun.
The weapon did not become an exact copy of the comic book gun, but from its literary prototype it is advantageously distinguished by the fact that it really exists. And it works!

and mmh. What about the effectiveness of the gun in reality? In the crowd if you shoot, what will happen?
Oh yes. At least the mouth will be filled.
The gun will be taken away.

Story of the film:
A marine biologist investigates the attacks of an awakening giant prehistoric shark, capable of swimming, moving on land and flying.

Am I a smoking addict?! to

XHH: Here are the names before - Dzdraperma, Paraša, shit some, well, now you won't meet that.
Depending where you are, man. A friend told me she works in a company in Poland. Calls the partners, takes the telephone secretary and appears to be - Dorothy's shell. A friend says the deal broke, especially considering that she is Ukrainian, and in Ukrainian "to the company" is literally translated as "to the mouth".

Fred Perry
tyt through us translation is carried out by a Negro, whose name is Nafthera Esurs))

Fred Perry
Our expert thought: Oil Resource is the name of the company.

Завхоз at work plays with a new employee:"If I were younger, I would... Oh yeah!and "
She, skeptically raising her eyebrows:"I know you. I have one such "oh" will soon go to school, and from the "smoker" neither hearing nor spirit."

If the other sex irritates you so much, finally change your orientation and live with each other – feminists with feminists, chauvinists with chauvinists!

Not every pederast is gay. Do not confuse the concepts :)

xxxxxxxxxxx:
I had two puppies yesterday! :)

YYYY :
Officially! What kind of race do you have?? to

xxxxxxxxxxx:
I have a tax.

YYYY :
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! It’s good ? ? ? ? ? ? They are funny, I answer)))) such a sausage))) I like it)
And today I fed the white in the park)))) she didn't really give birth, but it was also funny)

There are fireworks.
The last one remains
Is it Corben Dallas?
It was ?

Odmin: Everything would be fine on the new job until I learned, trying to pass the application to the connectivity engineer, what it is, fucking - I

Yesterday I found an old pack of towels and used it all :)
WOW : WOW! How can you write such things to a girl?! to
I hate such wicked ones!

Removed from my friend list.

Where does this world go? I am just leaves on three ficus from dust wiped out.