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[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №53984
 26.09.2011
HH: What are you doing?
Vauu: ya noter itself a member of mint toothpaste and now blows through and crying freezes, yyyy
The idiot...

[ + 56 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53983
 26.09.2011
In Minsk made travel free for students.
But when you see the controllers, you still see the inside... fear and trembling!! The owner of the property =(

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №53982
 26.09.2011
xxx> now seen on the bus advertising of courses of medical clown O_o turned out to be for children's hospitals needed.
yyy> that’s where all our surgical department studied!

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №53981
 26.09.2011
She is strange...
She has a cat at home.
The name of the cat...

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №53980
 26.09.2011
XHH: You know, it may sound rude, but I will say. This is your brain, you have it. And he is good. And you can study. But the hill is not absolute. The brain is in the ass. So you think, accordingly...

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №53979
 26.09.2011
In a cage with a bear - to your boy: Here you will not cut your nails, you will have the same (pointing to dirty-yellow ten-centimetre bear nails).
Going away from the cage for three meters, I hear behind my back a prayerful voice of some mommy: Here you will not cut your nails... :)

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №53978
 26.09.2011
From the SMS:
She says, sweet, I miss it so much.
Is the internet turned off?
He said yes :(

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №53977
 26.09.2011
Soft: please drop the answers to the lab tasks)))
Hack: I have already cleaned the leaflet, I don’t want to get it...
Soft: Oh yeah yes. You have a sheet in a file that you put in the shutter to other files, this shutter in a folder, the folder together with other folders wrapped in a carrier paper and bound, upstairs wrapped in a layer of parallel, wrapped in an isolant, placed in a case with a code lock, wrote the code on a sheet and placed next to it, all this in a armored suitcase, the key from the suitcase hid in a bank cell in Moscow, this suitcase you sent to the Swiss bank. And the code and key from the cell gave the Chinese man to a man living in the cave of the Alps. I know, I cleaned it so cleaned...
Hack: catch the answers.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №53976
 26.09.2011
And as a child, I beat children who didn’t cry at the dramatic moment of The Lion King. They had no soul, but they had nerve endings.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №53975
 26.09.2011
The Corporate Chat:
Sissamin: You’ve gotten mad in the common chat! There is private for that! In private – as much as you want, and here none!
Tagged: borrowed

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №53974
 26.09.2011
Q: How big is your props?
WOU: KMS EPTA

[ + 74 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53973
 26.09.2011
Look at how delicious it is! Try how beautiful!
Smell the sound!

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №53972
 26.09.2011
Yago
I received a SMS.
Yago
You are playing with fire!
Yago
I taught her this phrase.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №53971
 26.09.2011
I sprayed the BOSS toilet water.
Wife, walk behind: M-M-M, how you smell your boss!

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №53970
 26.09.2011
~prizrak~ (21:18:02 7/09/2011)
What is your favorite position in doing love?
Queen (21:18:10 7/09/2011)
= – O
~prizrak~ (21:18:25 7/09/2011)
Oh, I know that... but I didn’t expect it (honestly)

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №53969
 26.09.2011
N: Serge, let’s imagine you’re a guy.
C: Yes, it is serious!? to

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №53968
 26.09.2011
I have a large soft bed, my girlfriend sits on it without any problems. She comes to me and while I’m working she rolls on the bed and... falls asleep, and so every time! What a sex.
The dialogue:
Next time you will go to bed with me only through the bed.
How is it? O_O
First sex and then sleep. It is forbidden to sit on your bed.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №53967
 26.09.2011
Shoigu named one of the main causes of aircraft crashes
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY The main cause of aircraft crashes are aircraft.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №53966
 26.09.2011
Hi Ivan, what are you doing? How is the mood?? to
Hello to Nina. and em. fucking
Nina is fucking.
Nina does not eat shit, but the mood is shit.

[ + 66 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53965
 26.09.2011
My grandmother asked me to tell you about this. In the end, he said, “Well, we voted for him. The church will be, your inquisition and your music will be heavy in honor.
Listen to the elders!

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