And I have a hard drive choto broken, well, I really before this laptop pin the floor, because we had a dispute with him, like hope to work, but I am sure it broke it is not so)

A commentary to one film on torrent: "Hollywood was shattered. Only six gangsters and such an epic! Arnie, his mother at his feet, once wrapped them in packs. Oh, where is that Arnie, where are those packs..."

Ohlobystin - President
Buyer - Prime Minister
Labanov - MVD
Levin - Ministry of Education
Romanenko - Ministry of Health
Chernobyl - Ministry of Culture
Kishakash - Ministry of Justice
Luba - Ministry of Communications and Mass Communications
Phil - Ministry of Foreign Affairs

In my youth as an officer, I sit in a military UAZIK stationed on the street, smoking. A mother passes by with a 5-year-old boy. The guy is all such a militarist - behind the back a plastic machine machine, in the hands of a gun. And then, compared to our car, the boy says loudly, “Mom, this is a real jeep, not what my dad bought!” We and the driver of pride for the native army barely smoked cigarettes from laughter!

History has always developed in a spiral that was not sprinkled that year, it was sprinkled in that year.

XXX: Let it go. Which authors do you like?
Yyy: I am mostly on detectives, and I like coelho from others. And you?
XXX: I am...
YYY: Fu is rude what!!! Did Naomi ask?! to
See also: Edgar Po!

Wow, how is the day? you have the status "buhaju", but today is just Monday...
Oh my ass, I couldn't find the socks in the morning, then I couldn't find sugar for tea, then I couldn't find the pants, I couldn't find the bus, I didn't find the lectures in the universe, and when I sat behind the comp at night, the terminal gave me "sudo: the team wasn't found" O_o! I went and ate...

Degree (18:32:03 5/09/2011)
The server sent me an alert that it had a problem, but the encoding was not correct. As a result, I received a letter with this first line:
YAHARELY
'011_002' HLEER YAKEDSCHYSCH HMTNPLUŽHCH N JANARNUMCH:opedsopefdemhe!Power1 Fan 1 Speed (N/A nA/LHM) BSHUNDHR GU MHFMHI OPEDEK (801 nA/LHM) at 09/04/11
Degree (18:32:37 5/09/2011)
I think in the first word he expressed his surprise quite accurately...

yyy: all the boys in my class are fools))
But there are idiots too.)
You are natural? ?
YYYYYYYYYY

All people are divided into 3 categories:
1st Sows get up late and go to bed.
2nd Strawberries get up early and go to bed.
Three And sometimes there are duttles - because of them, the frogs get up early, and the frogs go to bed late.

xxx: In the news read: "Gaddafi's troops invaded the territory of Niger"
YYY: Was the United States attacked?

XXX is
Eskimos have no words "yesterday" lol
XXX is
When did you go hunting?
The fucking...

From the street, a serious voice: and remember, eight-year-olds NEVER cry! and ROFL

We had a girl with the name Mavrodi... so her girlfriend had the name Halyavkina. And once this girlfriend decided to take a loan, and the guarantor to make Mavrodi. As a result, such a tandem in the loan was refused and the line was transmitted from mouth to mouth "Once, Halyavkina and Mavrodi decided to take a loan".
PS: Halyavkina separately gave credit... apparently in their joint work the bank saw something unnatural

Let’s drink so that we won’t be five.
I didn’t take how it works, but let’s.

The biggest mistake was changing the password at work on Friday night.

I thought we were friends.
She just loved my wifey.

From the correspondence with the customer: "...we are interested in minimizing costs..." straight mimily such a customer ^^' :)

Yes, she has a shape.
I see two ways out of the situation: either fuck or fuck.

X: How to make a person happy?
Y: They say you have to cut off his legs and get one back.
Y is no?