YYY: I came up with my gums "I love meat"
yyy: and around the sphincter fill a volcano (a type of overkhu)
yyy: and under the eyebrows to cut birthdays of relatives, so that you can always look
XXX: Fuji
YYY: And you can also paint on a member's chest.
XXX: Fuji
Yyy: a single-eyed snake in a turtle
xxxx: You are going to get a good idea.
I call it creativity.

The case in Casablanca.
The beach is glamorous, a small dog runs nearby, as appropriate.
Conversation by phone:
- Dear man, you know, I twisted four times, twisted... and exchanged our puppy for some shit!
and pins the dog.

A lawyer is working. Somehow, a client turned to them with a request to help coordinate with the city administration a rally in support of sex-minorities (in the common people - a gay parade).

Formed all the papers so that you do not touch, gave. We are rejected. With the wording that a similar event is already scheduled in this place on that day.

As it turned out later, there was a rally of the movement "Our".

The most cynical thing I’ve ever seen in my life is huge women jumping under the song “Hey, fat” in a fitness club. Even the dead at funerals look more fun.

Corporate correspondence in Skype:

XXX: Dear colleagues I forgot my phone at home today. Please call +79xxxxxxxxxx

YYY: well
ZZZ: OK
111 is OK.

XX: No need to confirm! This will disrupt the company’s broadcast!

ZZZ: OK
111 is OK.
YYY: well

I'm just rolling up now) comes the chief engineer I'm paying today and accidentally signs a red pen notice)) I'm sorry what you're doing)) I'm telling him well you'll turn the signature blue so you don't see the red paste))) further CONCLUSION)) HE WILL WRITH YOUR SIGNATURE IN THE CIRCLE, drawing around a flat circle of blue paste))) But after all, he conducts the security technique and we have production!))

AlcoNaft43: all officials are distributed smoothly across the country.
boroda_de: The equal layer? Cremation or a meat cutter?

A girl from the accounting office comes in, goes to my desk (I am an admin) with the words: “I have 2 strips.” Under the condition of our close acquaintance, but not so close, I begin to chaotically think how it turned out, and already issue the phrase “I am not guilty!” as she shows me a leaflet printed on a printer on which 2 vertical stripes. What do you say about accounting?

Wisdom comes with the years, but sometimes marasm precedes it.

In Cologne, Germany, there is a bus stop where the bus never stops.
It stands next to the home of the elderly for the sick of old age.
So we put it in order to facilitate the search for fugitives from this pension.

If a black cat crossed the road back and forth, did he double the penalty or cancel his decision?

XXX: Vicodina me, a motorcycle and a trolley
YYY: Ascorbinka to you, rolls and chupa-chops...

Football match comment about a strong blow from the penalty much above the goal, after which the ball flew high and far beyond the line of the field:
Yes, but such a penalty hit far beyond the gate in Andorra is very dangerous: the ball was hit on the field in Andorra, and it flew to France. The boy ran for the ball, and there was wine, women... In general, a very dangerous blow from the penalty))

xxx: no, no, no... soon will be so "Send with iPhone 4S, sitting in Bugatti Veyron 16.4, looking at Platinum World Time from Patek Philippe".. )

This is a city of dreams. You come there and begin to dream.
Dreaming of leaving soon.

Once again, I am convinced that Chihuahua is a blonde breed!

I have a boy of the Chihuahua breed. He will be 2 years old in November. My first acquaintance with him happened six years ago and since then we have been virtually inseparable.

The modern person starts reading a line not from the very beginning, but after the nickname.

- It is time to leave work, it is dark and scary on the street... and there is no umbrella with you... - Ah, and with the umbrella - light and fun...)

Identify the client’s coordinates. Address, phone and ask:
What is your name?
by V.T
Full name and name?
and wate!
When I call you on the phone, I will say, “Hello V.T.”and "
- Yes

I don’t know who, but I am personally reassured by the sound that the ATM makes when it gives me money.