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[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №52964
 07.09.2011
From the words of the master, I proceeded due to the fact that the object was not delivered on time: We arrived at the object (outside). On the left is the cannabis field. On the right is the spiral plant. They resisted...

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №52963
 07.09.2011
Allianzzz: September 19th is Piracy Day. What will you do?
Salitao: I will leave yo-torrent for the whole day to distribute

[ + 49 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52962
 07.09.2011
I open the JJ, and there it is written: "A famous singer confessed that he is gay!" And a photographic photo of an unknown known singer. I was surprised too. Here’s if it were like this: "A famous gay confessed that he was a singer!", then the news would be interested.

by someoneblack

[ + 49 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52961
 07.09.2011
xxx: One of my American acquaintances claims that in Russia they love cars with tinted glasses because they still fear the KGB, which monitors everyone.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №52960
 07.09.2011
xxx: Sir, hello, I have a bit of an ass with an ass, only you can do it online?
Yyy: only write to me ))

[ + 45 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52959
 07.09.2011
"Send an error report that failed to send an error report?"

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №52958
 07.09.2011
He plays this... like him? This is the blood, the hammer and the grace of God. Palladium is out!

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №52957
 07.09.2011
We wrote a statement to the police, a month later there was a refusal to initiate a criminal case, it began as follows: Dear Marina Mikhailovich!

[ + 47 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52956
 07.09.2011
ordered on UAZik new mirrors (with increased view and heating) only 2 pieces.

Now called from the transport company, said that you need to pick up from the warehouse, the weight of the package 17! kg
There was a suspicion that they were made of high-strength iron.

[ + 60 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52955
 07.09.2011
and Freddy! With Birthday.
We remember you.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №52954
 07.09.2011
by PED. When you look at how others work, it’s called passive practice.

by LOL XD

This is what I do half a life. I'm not a fool, I'm passively practicing xD

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №52953
 07.09.2011
xxx: I wonder why I have a contextual advertising trail in gmail. The Character:
مسعود رجوي - www.mojahedin.org - جانا¦دخ¨ززاد¥رž¦žžžžžžžžžžžžžžžžžžžžž
YYY: Did you look for anything about Libya, the Arab revolution?
A few weeks ago I used an Arabic translator in Google.
The translation of the phrase is "dead, the pork-eater" :))

[ + 57 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52952
 07.09.2011
From the forum here.be about the bulldozers:
Presented and struck! Ohlobystin, by the voice of Dr. Bykov, speaks in the State Duma: "Infusories of shoes, single-cell beads, Venus of Milos of our Duma - beautiful but handless creatures, who is the budget!"

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №52951
 07.09.2011
From a conversation with the service manager for ventilation maintenance and repair:
- check if the flies do not fly in the toilet, but dumb crawl on the floor, then yes, flies in the cage and problems with ventilation...

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №52950
 06.09.2011
>>> Happy Birthday to Freddie! The show must do on!

Sit down two. "The Show Must Go On"

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №52949
 06.09.2011
Where is Alexey?
I: I came out
I: I entered
Boss: What are you doing there?! to

[ + 56 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52948
 06.09.2011
The plus of the iPad is that it doesn’t get tiny pieces in the keyboard.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №52947
 06.09.2011
The North (12:30)
People walk on the road
They walk and wonder.
What a strange dog?
You are smiling. ?

The Bear (12:36)
Are you crazy again?

[ + 47 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52946
 06.09.2011
Today on radio physics learned that the vector "a", directed at us is an ananas. O_O

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №52945
 06.09.2011
From the sad:
With the girl at night, we went home, in a rush of passion, we cut off each other's clothes and headed to the bedroom. We fall on the bed in a hug. and. and. I should have missed it so much!!!! to
YMKA

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