A friend in a joke made a laxo rope. He swirls his hand and asks me seriously:
– Listen, and when do you need to roll it over your head – before you catch the cattle, or after?

xx (10:49:08 17/08/2011)
I'm laughing at the programming today.

xx (10:50:53 17/08/2011)
I went to work and forgot my glasses and my phone. He can’t see without glasses. I went home. But he doesn’t live in Kiev, but in Makarovka. He rushed back two hours later and forgot the key to his apartment. I have gone home now. The Cadre

From the men’s forum (a pretty old one).
There is a discussion of the presence of female readers:

by Elena Karina:
It feels like you are only thinking about one thing.
in response:
It feels like your name is your name!

Slow_cheetah*: Our crooked godmol does not eat anything
Slow_cheetah*: paša bought him shrimp
slow_cheetah*: set one to him
slow_cheetah*: and he doesn’t notice it
ArghBuzz: Could he be blind?
Cheetah: Is he a vegetarian?
ArghBuzz: Could he be a godmother?
slow_cheetah* is
ArghBuzz: Sitting
ArghBuzz: and praying
ArghBuzz: and you eat him all.
ArghBuzz: The post at him bleat

Apple “corrected” the image of the Galaxy Tab 10.1 in a lawsuit against Samsung?
C: Scammers are banal liars
A: C., with all respect, but you made a lot of mistakes in the word "fucking" :)

Girls are offered a weekly soap test with the condition not to use mirrors
XXX: after 3 days they died and after 5 days they died

I work in a shopping center. I went out to smoke. A very nice guy runs into the parking lot on a Mercedes Cabriolet (my favorite means of transportation after a tank). We get with him in the elevator, both on the 4th floor... The elevator is fashionable, open, half-round glass behind which opens a stunning view of the shopping center, a fountain, behind the glass roof shines the sun, the beauty is shorter. We go... Time is short... Thinking never needs to attract attention! I say the first thing that comes to mind: What do you think if it breaks from foot to glass?
Oh, what beautiful round eyes he had! The elevator opened the doors and we quietly separated... The suspicion that something is wrong with me begins to stumble.

Argon: You don’t go to the XXX wedding, right? It would be a good occasion to meet...
No, I can’t go to check out ?
Argon: They already had a registration :) They first had a trip (in June), then a registration (last Saturday), and now there will be a celebration (this Saturday). Probably, she will first give birth, and then sex with her husband will start. not otherwise.

"A movie at the terminal? It is easy!

What was striking - the admin did not react to the sharp jump in consumed traffic. In addition, we did not limit the speed in advance, did not disable the call of the context menu, did not set the user's default account with limited rights (yes, the terminal loaded with admin privileges!..."

Scandal and provocation. All terminals use the CSD channel to communicate with the server. The maximum speed is 9.6 kbps. In fact, no more is needed, because unlike an Internet connection, the data is not transmitted by packets, but by a continuous stream. Therefore, this technology in principle will not allow you to watch online video, and generally go to the Internet.

Always your communications engineer.

It is difficult in our time. Only you decide to play the inette, so the minor nubes immediately shout - you are a cheerleader. Is it my fault that I only played in the counter?

I have a mouse named Mouse. My brother took a cat, long thought how to name it. We had the idea of calling a cat a hammer, and then buying a mouse and calling it a cat. "We have a zoo at home. There is a hamster, a mouse, a cat, a hamster, and a mouse Cat - it would be certain that everyone knows the roof has gone)

XHHH: like the stomach I cut off - I will buy my sports trousers more painted
XH: The Costume
WOW: Where are you going?
The flash is crazy.)

If I read this post here, I’ll stop drinking for at least a week! Loyola of Orchi

Sold a small drilling machine, the customer calls in the morning - the machine doesn't work yours at all... I answer, say go to us in the service we will figure out.
After 5 minutes of call, from the same company but another person, said Mikhail, we took the machine from you and we can not find a drill to it anywhere... I grum, so you have already called and you broken it already.
The answer is broken??? Who is??? We still have nothing to do! There is no swing!! How are they broken?? to
If he stopped from goot in the tube.

MIX (21:20:52 16/08/2011)
Have you seen the hoops?

Multimaniac (21:20:58 16/08/2011)
saw

MIX (21:21:01 16/08/2011)
And we saw you.

Sorry, but I was very interested:
The girl asked:
then
There are still guys in our world who do not judge a girl by her figure and character?
(Yes, and if a member still exists.)
Reply to!

I wonder, but how else to judge a girl, if not by character?! to

I love my service. The receptionist enters the receptionist flag and greets the receptionist:
Fuck the shit!
In response to Raven:
and Pasholnahui!
Changes are made.

It is said that in the ocean, which was caught by the prime minister on a fishing trip on the Volga, an ancient vase of the Ming dynasty was found.

The SanDisk iSSD
xxx: Apple has not yet patented the "i" product name XD
yyy: Ah, patents and runs on Intel: i3, i5, i7...))
ZZZ: Yes Yes Yes News of the future: Apple has banned to show on the territory of the Earth film Avengers with Jeremy Irons. Idaho continues to defend its name.

Application to Support Service:
Content: Computers DO NOT turn on after removing the grids on the windows