Theft

Twister: My dream has finally come true)), I saw here what will be from the board in the subway when the train is no more than 9:59 =))

Where is the result??? I will not sleep now.

I was recently called on my mobile. The phone was found on the website of the Moscow Astroclub.
They said that on February 23 they are doing a corporate for some organization and they want a telescope and a man who could show stars, planets and galaxies. In the process of the conversation, I began to doubt the competence of the comrade at that end of the wire and asked, “Do you understand what to observe in the telescope at night?”
Comrade: And I thought you had such a powerful telescope that you can observe it during the day.
Shandrik: You can see the moon during the day, but it will not make an impression. There may be more spots on the Sun, but there are no ones right now and I don’t think we’ll see them before.
Comrade: "Can these spots be seen at night?"
Shandri: "No, the sun under the horizon at night"

They produced a armored box for the iPhone that can withstand the impact of a 50-caliber bullet. At the same time, the developers carefully drilled holes for the screen, camera and buttons. This invention is stupidly inferior to the robots from the Matrix, where a place for human landing (without any protection) is provided accurately in the place where the spruce is shot.

After the game of paintball:
I’m so sick in the bed, I’ll probably have a bleach.
My fingers are red.
The girl:
I am right in the dojo!
and the entire company)

I noticed my husband’s fingerprints on his back, clearly fresh. Oh, I say, did you scratch like that? He is "Now probably". I, like a slander with a hint "Well, this is clearly not from me!" And he turned under his nose and whispered "Ugu, this is from another you..."

I apologize in advance for the probably ridiculous question. I know that coal reduces the contraceptive effect of OK. I take Logest at 11.30, yesterday at 22.00 I had to eat a cake, which was heavily burned (and it is also coal), unfortunately there was no possibility to refuse... Should you be afraid of reducing the contraceptive effect or were these techniques quite different from each other?

Son 4 years.
Walk with relatives.
My father is deaf and he can’t hear.
We are all: how is it, why?! to
Dad, buy me a beer.
I: What did he say?! to
Son: Well you see...

Today I have noticed just how different the new generation is from ours. I remember playing football as a child, collecting all kinds of traffic, cards, playing different superheroes. But today I saw a 5-6 year old boy, such a "Our bright future," screaming loudly to the whole yard that he is a "toilet puppy" and must save the world from the microbes under the toilet!

In the chat:
I am of that ugly, ever lonely layer of the population, who is opposed to the murmurs of the "intelligent" and pseudo-aristocratic snob, just as is the stupidity of a simple Russian buffalo.
As I understand you, Suarez.
The same thing, brother.
The fucks...

From the forum, questions of GAI:
KUKA22# - Can I pass on to category B without studying in the auto school? The tank?
Marsmensch – If you take a canister, it is easy. Well, if the tank, but all categories will give.

ya:(11:33:10 16/04/2012)
How is it?
Toughened (11:33:19 16/04/2012)
Greetings
Toughened (11:33:32 16/04/2012)
I fell into a fresh tomb yesterday.
Toughened(11:40:54 16/04/2012)
She was at the cemetery, went "to the woods", and there everything was dusted in the snow. Which where the snow wildly melted and formed sink, fool. I jumped from island to island and headed straight to the grave of Herrax. I thought I would describe myself directly in it. Calling for help was pointless. In short, there was fear. It all came out like the devil dirty, stinking, in clay by belt.
Now, of course, everything is in a different light, but the feeling that you are in the grave is unforgettable :)

To this:
I drive with the computer. Mother comes in.
What are you doing?
I set the video card.
You should have learned to cook!
You will not argue...

A conversation between a young and an elderly (very arrogant) colleague at the department:
How are you... Mary?
M: Yes, Elena Valerievna, I listen to you.
I am Elena Vasilievna!
I am Marina. Very pleasant.

Twister: My dream has finally come true)), I saw here what will be from the board in the subway when the train is no more than 9:59 =))

Google translate to read anecdotes. No one has ever said it so funny :)

XXX: I am ballerina with my gynecologist!

YYY: And what then?and :)

XXX: I come here for her reception. I sit in the corridor in line. It passes by me. I say to her: "Hello, Anna Pavlovna!" She is dry to me:"Hello" From the side she looks like she sees it for the first time.

XXX: I go to the office. I greet you again. She also answers dryly, takes a card, asks what complaints. Go down, he says, on the chair. I go down, she approaches me, she bends, look here...

YYYY : )))))

XXX: And gladly so: "Gala! How is it? What daughter? She talks already!" Fuck, she finally recognized me!

I prepare dinner, the guy comes to the kitchen (we live together, soon the wedding) and sings: "How unlucky my bride, today she will be baking for the whole family of sausages in the paste!")))

Only this girl can ward off the sweetest moments!
WOW: What is it?
I communicate with the former and something of the soul has unfolded... I write to her * quote *
I: Do you remember how you and I walked around Peter?I just drowned in your eyes then...
I: You were so fragile and gentle, I thought I was ready to give you the whole world!
I: What do you think we could get it all back?
She: Shit, wait, I've got a cat laughing! a crazy cat! a new carpet! but we'll go on!

I watched Russian advertising today.
Silent spectator: I haven’t seen it for six years. It is hell. After that, who dares to call the Japanese strange?

Las: Would you know how I want sex?
Las: I think I...
Las: I am...
I will put my hands on me!