Tagged: anti-freezing
WOW: Is it for me? I am a lady to get drunk I have enough bottles of wine

XHH: The throat is sick and the mushroom on the finger
Was it in the mouth?
Tag: on the foot
Oh my God...

Q: Did you hear that Lehi’s son was born?
U : what?
X is meaning? Which word do you not understand?
A: From whom?
From my wife, I suppose. He was married.
A: Who is who?
X: Fuck, the son of Lehin is married! I was born yesterday, married today.

Ananas: the summer has ended quickly.
What kind of summer?
Hett: Aaa...

I liked the scene on the bus.
A large guy sat down on a pair seat so that he could not sit down, unless he put a barbecue. The people touch him, but they do not climb. But there was a reason for him too...
Another guy came in, 200 pounds. Fullness is unhealthy, it is apparent that you are not happy with your weight. For a minute he did not stand, as he moved to the venerable place and without a mouthpiece asked the first to move. He hurried, but stuck to the window.
The new Gargantua decidedly sat next to him so that he remained pressed to the boat and only was able to pour:
Has long been broken?
from the birth. I am not happy myself.
People in the salon somehow immediately became not so much more free, but more fun.)

OddyRash

Conversation of 2 students, 6th course (both half a year must write a diploma):
Do you have a diploma?
2 is yes.The Scientific Director...

DORC: BGG
Dorc: The dull rain tries to hint on me that I won’t go for a second batch of beer
Dorc: a naive natural phenomenon

Title of the forum:
I sell my motorcycle.

I got into an inconvenient situation today. I went with my husband from the subway, and next to the side was some very large and steep SUV. I say to my husband, Kiwa to the side:
I wonder how much is that fool? (Because of the fuel consumption)
Who knew there was a gorgeous girl next to us?

XXX: And my ex was so capable that I even embarrassed my wife to ask.

Oh man, tell me what you can do!! To God, it is interesting. There will be many in Poland.
Please!

At a lecture on philosophy, a guy asks the teacher various questions. now the teacher and expressed: and you are a guy like that, with a subwoofer.
here I am from the back in half the voice, all the guys with the screws, and he with the subwoofer... even went out

Teacher at the lecture today:
In general, I think that many subjects in the university are not needed. Not just for programmers, but...
Then I thought a little:
But I will not call you, you will give me up immediately.

Feanor: ah, and I got the agenda in the army (... the fools ruined all the plans...
Be a bold wolf! Take her back!

And I have a guy in the house in front of me every night getting his 20 centimeters in the handle...I would give him...

Kadettka from Primorye overtook Kandelaki
Candelaque finished the questions, and the girl sparked.
In a well-known forum.
The first comment:
This is the pedets, two cores, two gigs - and the middle of the mouth.
Broke up

HHH: Yes, no such member will stand up!
If not, I will get up.
He stands up and goes away.

We congratulate our readers on the Day of Knowledge.
Using the occasion, we remind you that the verbs,
Answering the question "what to do",
ends up on -it, and answering questions "what does/does" - on -it."

After the word "successful" should stand a fifth.
Happy day to you, dear admin.

He dropped Greek's hand into the river, the cancer gently coughed him, greeted him very much about his health, asked about his wife and child, come to our river for tea with cookies.

Captain (14:38:16 1/09/2011)
Fuck, at lunch, the boss's relatives ate my biscuits - no fucking!

Den (14:41:26 1/09/2011)
shit, shit... in the shower... wages are not paid, cakes are jerked

Captain (14:43:17 1/09/2011)
If the boss still begins to swallow the cup, I didn't care about it - there will be no pleasures at all.

In the military department, a lieutenant colonel leads a couple.
A squadron without a commander is a herd of lambs. As the commander appears, that is, the chief lamb, this herd immediately becomes a stall with which you can already fight!!! to