Today is the middle of the week and the last day of summer, and how would I like it to be the opposite)))

Mazay: Children who are tied by their father in the winter can hold their breath for 6 hours.

Freeze: When I was a kid and went to kindergarten we had a quiet hour.
Freeze: Soon I had to go to school and I asked my sister if I could sleep in school.
Freeze: She replied to me that you can sleep at any time at school.
Freeze: When I went to first class, I realized she cheated on me =(
Freeze: When I went to fifth grade, I realized I didn’t =)))

10:50 Echo of Moscow. News, rector: "...the investigative bodies of the Investigative Committee on the Primorsky Territory opened a criminal case against Deputy Galust Ohuan"
Pause for 10 seconds.
"Gallust Ohuyan – Chairman of the Committee..."
Pause for 15 seconds.
Uncle is broken.

Is laziness a bad feeling?
SPARK: Yes and what?
golodenko: Well, it turns out that if I was lazy to go and I said that "I feel bad" I didn't lie :)

There was a saying at work:
Do not postpone for tomorrow what you should have done two weeks ago.

Fuck, my headphones are lining.
ZZZ: Maybe the ears?
XXX: The Black Pebbles?

The family went to rest, bought the daughter of the inflatable crocodile (toys in the pool or in the sea).
Nadul, I decided to read that there is "Warnings". There in different languages, and next to each warning is drawn the flag of the country.
For the Russians: Do not throw a toy into the fire.
Keep away from fire.
For Americans: This is not a lifesaving device. Keep away from open flame. Store at temperatures not exceeding 212 F (100 C). Do not puncture. Always wait for children using toys. Do not overinflate.

The first day of class, a couple of chemistry we remember the subject.
Prepod(P) writes before students(C) the formula H2O2
Q: But this is the pride of chemistry, as a science, tell me what it is and why?
C: Hydrogen peroxide
P: is correct
Q: Nowow... may have started to use it in medicine?
P is no. Blondes are made with her, and they all like them! ?

Woo: I want to do something associal.
You beat the sheep.
No to violence :)
I do it for love! (They are :

The xxx:
Yesterday I go, a man follows me, he starts talking on the phone:
Good night!
Pause in 5 seconds.
Fuck your mother, you are stupid, good night!!!! to

A very polite man :)

XXX: He worked for you. What kind of specialist is he?
WOW: As you would say, the specialist is good, the diploma with distinction received apparently.
yyy: At the Faculty of Discipline, in the specialty of dolboebism. Salary and prizes are given in puzzles.

There is no woman more dangerous in the world than a woman in orgasm.

A few days ago, I received a gift to look for lost things. You stick it to a thing, and if you lose it, you blow in a special whistle, then the whistle begins to feed.
What do you think I did the first thing?
is right! Lost the whistle... wall

Go, go to the athlete!
I will buy it after work.
Motorcycles or Ordinary?
xxx: the diodes :D

You love the rain, you can hide tears in it.
Vanilla even if you smelled.
And I love the delicious thunderstorm of thunderstorms.
You can wrap in them, wrap and wrap.

c) Gissen

How do I look today?

Do you want me to be honest or kind?

Dervishdance: From those. tasks on websites. sent today.
"Max, please hang up postcards by September 1st on all websites (which you will find on the Internet)."

xxx: Can I ask you? What is "Jewish"?
YYY: And there are cut photos :D

XX: The Patriarch of All Russia came to us today at the GES. There were more guards than Shayga. All with machine guns, filmologists with dogs, five pieces of black tinted jeeps.
ZZZ: Does he have a guard? I prayed on the way.)