Response to Maile:

xxx: I gave a friend in the DR (he from the southern republics) an inflatable donkey, he was offended, and why?

From the questionnaire:
Favorite Artist: MVC Choir
Favorite foreign artist: Choir of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of Ukraine
c) Sheeva

You have no long hair.
I want my girlfriend to be like that too.
YYY: So tell her
xxx: I am talking
xxx be my girlfriend

tverse: The wall next to the shopping center, entirely wrapped with polyethylene. For those who have doubts about it, it is written "Remove stress".
funny_undead: The phrase "kill yourself at the wall" suddenly played with new colors!

about the service in the law enforcement agencies: somehow the challenge came - a woman wants to commit suicide, jumping out of the window, because Everything was bad in life... I liked the employee who talked to her. Q: If I jump from the ninth floor, it will hurt. And I will fall on the car under the window...".Employee:"Of course, it will be very painful, and if you do not give God live you will stay, so for the damage to the car will have to pay".

I do my windows once a year, I'm a fucking housewife :(
Do you need to wash them several times a year? and?by :
ZZZ: And what, they need to be washed every year?
Do you need to wash the windows? 0 0 0

patria: "Other world", "Summer" and so on. and hernia. I was bitten out of Kent a couple of months ago in a drunk fight mint in the hand, so that soon also became mint...

I will capture the world!
The hat!
Oh well Maam! and (

Oh, I’m like these monsters in the movies, I don’t sleep at night, I’m afraid. All the zombies climb through the window. And you?
YYY : No. I have a mosquito net.

Snezhkinn: And about my status in contact is a funny story: the second operator was three months in an expedition in Abkhazia. I ask:"Do you know any words in Abkhazian?" He tells us: "We all walked past a huge advertising shield with the inscription "Aimatara umurzyn"(unlimited internet) and still remembered the word "ahira bubuaza"(airport). And on the site they greeted: "Ahaira Bubuaza!" Answer: "Amatara Umurzyn!" The locals thought we were fools: "Airport!" - "Free Internet!"

Today, something unclear happened.
YYY: What happened?
XXX: I still don’t understand how it is.
XXX: I cut off the Mobius shirt

Dear citizens of Borov! My favorite ones! I’ve found a way to get rid of the UFOs that overwhelmed the space of our favorite site! You need to call the guy who posted about Santa Barbara, remember? He saved us from this one!

All Audi-TTs in a Gift! and :)

One website survey "Why do you need the iPad".
The first comment killed:
The iPad is the best toilet gadget since the time of the portable Tetris.

He was so weak as a child that he was beaten even in music school.

The news:
The Central Bank of the Russian Federation has begun to take gold in bonds as collateral on loans.

Finally, or before, the population had nothing to pay for the loans.

Inscription on the wall VKontakte:
To be happy a whole day, you need to embrace six people or give one in the mouth.
Comment 1)"I gave it."
Comment 2)" well, also the option". :D

xxx: machine uprising, this is when "Yandex" on the search query will issue:"Huli you click here? You need to find it!"

A real tamada smiling can break the mask of the special forces)))

I came home, collapsed in a chair, wanted to turn on the computer, like a glance fell on the window.First passed by the pants, shoes and shirts, then the rope came down from the top, and a naked man shuttered down on it, picked up things on the ground and washed in an unknown direction, and you are talking about anecdotes about the lover, descending down the water-output-thoughts...

8 years ago I was haunted by the song of Viktor Rybin and Natalia Senchukova. "Under your hands, under your lips is melting..." I thought she was the dumbest of the duets. I wanted the song to be thrown out of the radio.

But recently I heard the brown spring.

Natasha, forgive me for this!