How nice to walk around the city for a beer at 5 a.m. There are no cars, no passers, no people. There is an empty window room for the working proletarians, No. 20, a little further from the ruins of the bakery. Absolute feeling that you are in Pripyat, after the reactor exploded.

xxx: We sit in the technar on a pair, the prede is late for 20 minutes. Here he falls down, squeezed from him, and he looks at us with a surprised look and says, “Oh, b**, and I thought you were still on vacation!”"

Reality in toys
xxx: very well-thought skills
For example, brain surgery can be successfully done with 0 in medicine, but 10 in luck, ept!? to

The newspaper of my city smiles as always with headlines: "The first motorcyclist in this season was shot down in Kremlin". The season is open :(

I went to the supermarket with my wife. A young couple is pushing the car in front of them. The conversation in them is on elevated tones and the man is clearly dissatisfied with something. Finally angry, he stops and screams loudly in her face: - Close your #ballo! To what she is through the pause: - And you close your lizard!!! It was fun to watch the man.

xxx: I want to go back to a time when phones were duller than their owners.

20:46: as you know, there was no sex in the USSR
20:48: so that people do not suffer from its absence, it is not enough that 95% of all screws went under a straight screw, and after 3-4 times they collapsed, but it does not eat, yet the gap on them went not through the center, but the horde to increase ecstasy when it is still possible to turn it off :)
20:48: * made the neighbor’s tiles :)

There is a discussion of who is more ill: a woman during childbirth or a man from hitting an egg.

Olya is:
Imagine having an open umbrella out of your ass. This is how many mothers describe their pain.
and maxime:
Olya, I sympathize with those mothers you are talking about... Not every woman will decide to open a umbrella in her ass, just to make a beautiful analogy after giving birth. I admire you, wise and brave women!

So sometimes you want to say after a handshake: "This is fucking, my palm, not a fucking expander!"

Captain: I think I'll ask for a 10 thousand salary plus the money I earned on the scratch.
How to build a dialogue?
Captain: without words "finally ohueli" and "before your expenses"
Nelly: mmmm... I think you just need to leave these two phrases and you’ll get it all done.

Marat: You are here, I am responsible for the words of any of you give me a living with a little breakup of course :)
Murash: with a small cranium in the box?)

A friend wanted to buy the stolen bank card numbers and PIN codes to them on the site.
One way of payment is by bank card.
I abstained from buying.

xxx: a hamster in a bag can squeeze any hernia of its own size. In a hamster bag can fit a hamster. There is also a hamster. And there is also a hamster... a divine recursion. One hamster in a bag can take away the universe.
YYY: Unfortunately, a mistake has been stolen in your curse.
YYY: There is a limitation of this approach
YYY: In the end, 1 hamster in a bag can take away the universe. <<< if the objects of this universe split and give them the shape of hamsters
XXX: You can’t argue

XXX: Yes, it is, but if anything, it is not to say, but of course.
YYY: Dick Epty
YYY: What am I talking about?

yyy:my principle in relationships - and even more so in cohabitation)) the man should leave the house with dirty eggs and a full stomach))

XXX: Let us live together? :D

from ZH:

Eleven-year-old Lisa explains to a 4,5-year-old girl, Alexandra:

A touch phone is better than a button. And even better - to have two phones - touch and button. Sensory home to boast girlfriends and play games. Buttons to wear at school. Because if something happens to the button, the parents will not kill. Only slightly shattered.

Blue is no longer a color, and the point is no longer a number.

We have a small company of two people plus serving us by the combination of an accountant. In January 2011, the accountant was one day late with the submission of the report on the inventory to the tax inspectorate. In June, the courier mail brought a strict paper from the district tax office – “...the camera check revealed the most gross violation... a fine... to appear... in case of non-payment...”. Frightened, I rushed to the inspector, stretching out my wallet on the way. No, they told me, you will get an order from the peacemaker and after the judge's decision you will be given the details of the account to transfer the amount of the fine of 50 rubles. Cash is not possible - only from the company's bank account.
A few days later, the courier brings a new envelope with the emblems of the tax service. Already the regional tax inspectorate reports “...the camera inspection revealed the most gross violation... a fine... to appear... in case of non-payment...”. Even more alarmed, I call the regional inspector, hoping to find out the details for the listing of the fine. It was not here – “... wait, you will get an agenda from the judge of the world...”
During the summer, six practically similar letters with increasingly strict formulations were sent by courier mail. At all my calls to the tax office, I was threateningly politely answered that I should wait for the agenda from the peacemaker. After the fourth letter, I told the accountant to find out where other firms were transferring the money in similar situations. I found a similar violation in a familiar accountant and I transferred 50 rubles to the account to which she transferred the fine amounts in her case. Unfortunately, a few days later, a notification from the bank came that the transfer did not take place due to inappropriate account details for penalties. I spit and just tossed out all the papers. Since September, the flow of papers from the tax expired, although we did not wait for the peace judge's agenda. I have already started to forget about this penalty, as suddenly on days courier mail brought the seventh envelope with the stamp of the tax service – on the stamp it was that for the failure to pay the imposed penalty penalties on the amount of the penalty is charged penny in the amount... Now I am trying to get the details for the listing of the penalty plus penny...
(For reference - the cost of one envelope is at least 13 rubles.The cost of delivery of one letter by courier - at least 25 rubles. And again - with the four-storey building of the tax inspectorate in our district city for luxury can only contest the building of the office of medical insurance).

As cool as it is, but the best closet for clothing is a chair.

XXX: I watched it.
YYY: Well what?
XXX is shameful. Imagine that he was applauded!! to
YYY: Did you see people knocking in the palms?
YYY : M?
XXX is no. Well I hear.
XXX: What are you trying to do?
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YYY: Yes