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[ + 60 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52604
 31.08.2011
...
Boy: How are you doing?
Internet speed of 25 Mbps
...
I will marry her!

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №52603
 31.08.2011
“Daddy, daddy, poor daddy, you won’t get out of the closet, you’re hanged by our mother between the dress and the pyjama.” of 1967.

The harvest was seen.)

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №52602
 30.08.2011
How to explain to a girl why you want unbearable sex when you drink?
YYY: Well there are two options: 1. boring: the type of telling that alcohol dulls conscience and shyness, the person becomes more discreet... 2. more fun: to explain that the body understands that it is poisoned and tries to extend its race as quickly as possible by reproduction)))

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №52601
 30.08.2011
From the website of a medical consultation:
Hi to you! I would like
Get your consultation
for an intimate
The question, but not
I have the opportunity to walk.
Now to the doctor.
Lack of time. The case in
I have recently been from
Curiosity decided
I am a virgin.
Or never with anyone.
It was). "There" entered a tube from
Cream 13 cm in length and 2.2 cm
The diameter. But by size.
Further, nothing more
It enters. There was no blood pain.
Somewhere almost at the end.
"routes" inside feel like
As a creature, in
Those who press, can
to penetrate further. What is it? and
What do you think about
The Hymen? All rules of hygiene
was observed) thank you
Answer of the specialist:
Do not do that anymore...

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №52600
 30.08.2011
> and [ link ]
> are you in a relationship?
< and [Greek ]
< do you want to go?
> and [ link ]
and gt; yes
< and [Greek ]
< not worth...
> and [ link ]
> is
< and [Greek ]
< not for you
> and [ link ]
> The Dog

[ + 72 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52599
 30.08.2011
The theorem :
If the body takes a horizontal position during screening and preparation for examinations, the body will fall asleep.

[ + 65 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52598
 30.08.2011
Specifically, after watching a few videos on YouTube, I answer to all interested:
The zebra’s member is not striped but black. and large. very large. So big that the zebra plays them like an elephant. How can I forget what I have seen?! to

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №52597
 30.08.2011
I sit behind the compass, time is midnight. The window is open, the street suddenly spreads "With Noah’s Year!!With such a painfully familiar, New Year's sincere intonation that in the first second there were doubts whether August is now...

[ + 53 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52596
 30.08.2011
Now nostalgia took, almost slid... night, unlimited, although very slow inet, I load two pages at once because I do not rush, while they load chase in Duke Nukem 3D under my favorite album Prodigy... Just like in the distant 97th, only now I do it lying in bed on the country with the help of a cheap phone.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №52595
 30.08.2011
by Blander:
I made the sauce fun, washed the potatoes in the uniform, the wife comes in:
Where did you get it?!!! to
- did
I thought you were eating my face mask.)

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №52594
 30.08.2011
In Moscow, a rally of virgins called "Porvu za Putina"

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №52593
 30.08.2011
Only she could go to bed with a compot to wake up from the inconvenience in a couple of hours, and eventually wake up in 8 hours under a table with a triple instead of a pillow. I am in love!

[ + 67 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52592
 30.08.2011
Fuck, my father killed me.
I came here hungry like a dog, sitting for dinner. Looking into the kitchen, he says in a serious tone: "and you know that empty stomach is harmful?" and goes away. I am still sitting in a stall.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №52591
 30.08.2011
thx (13:55:16 30/08/2011)
*ROFL* I am drawn from my work
thx (13:57:02 30/08/2011)
A guy came to us at the training center, in a sporting suit. We ask "How is the name?". He says "I am clear". Olka our: "I see, and what is the name?". He himself has already roared and said, “My name is Clear.”

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №52590
 30.08.2011
Pipet... On the notebook made ctrl + c, on the desktop ctrl + v - not inserted... Once five tried to insert... I was nervous

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №52589
 30.08.2011
Barcelona players simulate joy after goals

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №52588
 30.08.2011
From the Orthodox Forum:

Question: "The marital debt" is a sin?(sex is not for childbirth, but for pleasure, naturally married)

Answer: A marital debt is a sin.
You have to give everything in time and not get in debt.

[ + 66 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52587
 30.08.2011
Everyone knows how bad it is to live in Russia and at the same time get members in iPhones. What a people.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №52586
 30.08.2011
I carried a cat in a mailbox. He doesn’t like bags very much, and the box has a hole and everything is okay, he even liked the boxes he loves (it’s me to the fact that how poor he was sitting there). During our "travel" people asked only two questions: 1. and why in the hole box? Fuck, what’s the difference to you??? When I heard that there was a cat sitting there, I asked question 2 – and how did you send it by mail?? to

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №52585
 30.08.2011
mordashka: brought papers for dismissal to sign)
Reynolds: You are lucky
Reyenir: The Papers
Reyenir: and I wrote in July in Ashka "we fuck" and all

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