bezdna.su — the best quotes and jokes from the abyss!



[ + 41 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51644
 12.08.2011
I quarreled with my wife about the wet cloth in the toilet.
Called, gave "to manage" - claims disappeared)

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №51643
 12.08.2011
Lawyers came today.
According to the law on personal data, from the inscription on the door you need to remove the position and surname, leave only the number.
The firefighters arrived in an hour.
They said that it was necessary to hang a paper on the door with the inscription: responsible for the fire condition of the company. XXX, the key from the office is in the UUU.
There is an inscription on the door:
Office No. 23 Responsible for fire control. The key to the cabinet is in Cabinet No. 3.

[ + 50 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51642
 12.08.2011
Tell him that I have already taken a good man to wish! I still torment him!

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №51641
 12.08.2011
xxx: Not a beautiful girl forgot my jacket, how do you think to burn it or wash it?
YYY : A girl? burned

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №51640
 12.08.2011
Commentary on the movie:
The phone that filmed this movie is full of shit!!!! to

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №51639
 12.08.2011
From the Women’s Forum:

Girls, please rate the make-up app, it is not every day, but very spectacular!Here is a link to the contest page-C:Documents and SettingsAdminWorking tablePHOTOS FROM ROSTOV1.jpg

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №51638
 12.08.2011
My cat eats cucumbers.
222: and my, except Royale, doesn’t eat anything at all.
333: And what, the nine royal eat? Drinking before
444: It was previously played...

[ + 94 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51637
 12.08.2011
I go to the club by metro. I have lenses that shine red in the dark.
I walk quietly, I can’t see them in the light. Suddenly the lights in the car turn off for 5 minutes.
The light is included. Babacca is baptized, some passengers slowly swallow. My girlfriend hiccups.
at the next station all (!) People are out)

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №51636
 12.08.2011
X: What do we do tonight?
Zzzz: I’ll do a lot of massage for you.
Zzzz: And then eB@t!!! to
XXX: What kind of...
Zzz: Okay, to love you, a lot...
XXX: Well wow, so it’s better ?
zzz: and then eb@at))

[ + 88 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51635
 12.08.2011
[_gr_ 14:06:14]
<< Memory was such a subject - engineering graphics.
<< I’ve gotten an untouched drawing and carried a paddle!
<< He fucked everything and instructed the vaprosics, rework the mouth.
<< You go to the dining room, drink tea with a spice. You wipe off all the quirks and questions. Bringing the prey again.
<< He looks sho namazyukan, blotted and guided, so he worked - good! The Five!

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №51634
 12.08.2011
Barskii: and the highest salaries we have here in the "executive director for hiring workforce"
Tagged: rental
d0lboiob: You know... I think you were right at first...

[ + 53 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51633
 12.08.2011
From the Fire:
During a visit to an archaeological excavation at the site of the ancient Greek city of Fanagoria, Vladimir Putin descended underwater and raised two amphores. While they were carried by the Prime Minister of the Russian Federation, the amphora had time to clean up.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №51632
 12.08.2011
When you are waiting in the car for a girl at the entrance, and like looking around the sides and in the mirrors if there is her, making sure that there is no, still do not lose! It will come out at this moment.

Gavrik

[ + 55 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51631
 12.08.2011
and it will:

News from Lent.ru
10.08 15:17 In Saratov arrived the kaban

Nothing in excess.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №51630
 12.08.2011
DimaTyT: Messages to you go as long as your provider- 'mail Russia' :-(

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №51629
 11.08.2011
From the Twitter of the President of Belarus:

@persident_by President Beralusi

Many here say that Lukashenko changes the date of birth every day. For the hundredth time I say, a person has only one date of birth. Maximum of two

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №51628
 11.08.2011
At work, you can call me. They will take the tube and say: “Gads... zoo, herpetology department.”

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №51627
 11.08.2011
Now even to go to skype you need to paint =(((

[ + 54 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51626
 11.08.2011
The goal of the U.S. Federal Reserve has been revealed - soon the U.S. government debt will overload uint64 and automatically fall into all the compasses of the world, no one will owe anyone.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №51625
 11.08.2011
During my childhood, my mom prepared a cake on December 31 which was eaten with the onset of the New Year, after midnight, so, in our family, the tradition of eating last year’s cake was born :)

The best quotes and jokes from the bezdna