and never! Never, lying in bed, do not unfold in such a way that the naked sexual fox, lying there where she just lay, the finalogged back (

I sit in the kitchen and drink tea. The father comes and takes another mom’s “culinary masterpiece” (a strip of cabbage and a ham and a little mayonnaise on it).
and leaves...
Two minutes later he goes back to the kitchen and says:

I came to the room with a plate, the sister (10 years old) looked at it and gave the phrase: “Oh God... Dad, what are you so hungry?”and "

Makas: I’ll get up early tomorrow, eat lunch and finish everything.

When opening your soul, be very careful – as if you are not fooled in it.

The story of one guy

I have a sister, not so small, but the mind lacks space. There is a cat Vaska. And here she caught him and pressed him so hard that the poor man's bones were torn. He had scratched her a couple of times, then his sister pressed him so much that he no longer thought about resistance, only escaped to hide somewhere. I tried to conduct an educational conversation with her on this topic, but all without any sense - a painful and insulting girl.
I come home, my sister is not at home. I see Vaska, like a madman, rubbing around the carpet so that the sparks fly. All of it crushes, it crushes, but it still rubs and rubs. Well, I think the sister of this unfortunate has all the brains off.
And here she comes, looking for him everywhere as usual. But this time he is not hiding, but quietly lying in a chair. Well, the sister by the habit of grabbing him for the neck – and immediately with a scream jumped back. Their flow is dull!! I tried again, the same result. That day, my sister walked around Vaska's side.
And the next day the cat again shrugged the carpet and again repelled the attack of the sister.
Having done this number six or seven times, Vaska secured a peaceful life forever.

The referee in a rush instead of a card showed the player a condom.
At the end of the game, no one could break the rules.

You behave normally and it’s strange.

I barely named my wife by the name of my mistress... I bought a cat and called it Mushka! Everything is great!! In the evening I come home, my wife bought a puppy, called Ashot... I sit smoking... I think...

In one of the forums, about how to raise domestic ants.
One of the comments:
Everything was okay, I was even ready to get along with them, but they crossed the line, these dolls ate my cake!!! Now they have a PSG!!! to

XXX: And what of my friends removed me?
YYY: reconciled with a friend, she came and said to remove all the crazy
YYY: I didn’t mean that.
XXX You are fucking.

Hi, are you doing?
I watch the witch time.
No, not a movie.
My sister and aunt came to me. :)

XXX is
The neighbor barely joked.
YYYY
Your neighbor is probably a bit of you.
XXX is
He was a fucking fucker.
YYYY
What is?
XXX is
Twelve hours and they are fucking there.
XXX is
The child wakes up.
YYYY
He hasn’t had a puzzle for a long time.
XXX is
Frogs live like pigs, they have to be cleaned.
XXX is
Clean up with me.
YYYY
12 hours of night?
YYYY
You are a roof.

111: Fuck, what fucking make mrproper removed the entire debian directory?
222: With Mr. Proper of the Universe!

I recently wrapped up a long black dress. In the evening, I go to the shower, and I wrap my hair in two thick chopsticks and turn it into the "bars" so as not to wet. And then there is a bell at the door, I jump out of the bathroom, on the go, tied a large white towel. I open up my unforgettable. Here he fell to half and, through the attacks of hard rust, he begins to sing the Imperial March and greet Princess Leia.
Just looking in the mirror, I split his whim.

Especially talented:

"From a book on kickboxing:
Almost all kickboxing strikes can be performed with both the front and the rear hand.

In any form of fighting, when you stand in a stand one hand slightly ahead, the other behind. Strikes are so designated - the front straight, the rear side, for example, the t to the stand can be both left-hand and right-hand (at the left). Suddenly Oga?

The most offensive thing is when you cross the road and think, "I am so beautiful and sexy, I will be given in any way" and then you are shouted, "Where do you cross the chicken's crowned legs?"

Three sisters ate the bodies under the window.

Ivanov: Why is the green green, the roses pink, the whitened white, the blacks blue, but the pigeons are not blue?? to

During the time of the dial-up, I could not dream in a dreamy dream that I would be called from the support services of different providers and offer high-speed internet, and I would all be sending a call.

Answer by mail.ru

The question:
Let me tell you the synonym, by the word, was it?

The best answer:
And why do you have a synonym, shoot right away... :)