Description of the breakdown in the instructions to the Soviet car: "the engine continues to work after turning off".! to

Vladimir Varlamov (16:16) :
Scientists estimate that 90% of humans have simulated evolution.

Katherine Ann- Accountant (16:16) :
not understood

Vladimir Varlamov (16:16) :
So I understood everything...

I quit smoking almost 3 months ago.
One of the pluses:
The smell intensified. Now I distinguish good perfume from cheap, food smells much more delicious, it turns out, and all that... : )
and minus:
I need to change socks more often.

Katya (14:38:58 29/03/2012)
My nephew yesterday in the kindergarten asked the girl to show oppa.
yai (14:40:19 29/03/2012)
:D :D
yai (14:40:24 29/03/2012)
Why not a letter?
yai(14:40:28 29/03/2012)
The strange boy grows up.

by 03.03.2006
The day in Samara collapsed part of the newly erected roof of the building (an additional mansard floor is built) in which the State Architectural and Construction Inspectorate of the city of Samara is located.

The brochure gives recommendations of specialists of the Office "K" of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of Russia on how to protect your computer from malware:

"The tactics of combating them are sufficient
But very simple:
Prevent harmful programs
hit your computer;
If they reached you, in any case.
Do not start them.
If they do, then take action.
If possible, they will not cause
It is damaged"

The girl is 14 years old, that is, my peer calls to watch hentai, am I lucky or not?

Rin: digging on the portal in html
Rin: open software for real-time css editing
Rin: Copied a piece of code into the exchange buffer
Rin: a proga writes that "a serial key has been discovered in the exchange buffer. Thanks for the purchase"
Rin: this is how you can buy a house in Hawaii by chance

Even though something in my life is stable - a lounge near the house and a shooter on the weights...

From Habr:
by Aleksdesker
29 March 2012, 01:57#↑
In recent times, life is terribly unfair at all, the smart and working people always get everything, and the stupid thieves nothing.

XXX is Hello! Smell of you! How did the girl congratulate you?
She brushed her teeth and shaved.

by Habr
AAA: I’m probably crazy, but I don’t know what advertisement about two weeks on a yacht is :)
BBB: here is the link
AAA: Thank you very much. I wash my eyes with soap.

XXX is
Fuck it was yesterday.)
Oppo is back again.

XXX is
The order was registered for search in connection with the initiation of a criminal case

YYYY
What about the outcome?

XXX is
until we do not know) we Aitishnikov released almost immediately, we from the morning while they were in another compartment went through the black, pulled out the discs and fled))

XXX is
Then at 10 as nothing happened to come to work)))

Recommendations for Chinese products:

dimmm84: In general, the thing is done qualitatively - I have held a lot of similar Chinese clothes in my hands and I can confidently say that this suit is made if in the basement, then with heating and light.

Linna: I lie down yesterday sick... wall... and my husband at this time is digging with wires next to the wall, the cable to the kitchen is pulling... I automatically watch the peaceful night of the baby...
A good night, gentlemen.
Good night to you, foolish fools.

comment under the photo of half-dressed aunt: Ohh and at 40 years you can look at all 100 ;)

Have you ever wondered why we suddenly have spring and winter delayed for a month? Are you sure that the month of March is over? Where did you get such confidence? After all, if yesterday was February 1, it doesn’t necessarily have to be February 2. There are a lot of things to do now for brainwashing. And I think we (of the entire population of the Earth, except for the executive staff) were stolen for 13 months! Thus e. Something has happened with us in the last 13 months, but governments of all countries have decided to hide this fact and simply erase everyone’s memories. Well, it can not be such a coincidence that the winter is one month behind and the spring. Not much of this is happening everywhere. Regardless of territory. The climate is territorially dependent.
353-33-30 is a psychiatric hospital phone. Do you call me or do I do it?

From Drum:
In the summer of 2011, an artificial reservoir of approximately 10m2 was made in the country. How soon will the fish appear? The contractor promised that already this summer will be swimming small piskariki and okuni. Who has encountered when it will be possible to fully fish and catch no little? Do you need special feeding for faster growth?

XX: Everything comes with experience.
Virgins come without experience.

On the issue of elections.)
The crown sits on a tree with cheese.The fox runs here, give, think, I will divorce the crown somehow.
Will you go to the elections?
No is!
Well here it is clear, the cheese fell, the fox legs in his hands and running.The crown sits sad and hungry, and thinks about himself - but it's interesting, if I said "Yes," what would have changed?