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[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №51104
 01.08.2011
Alex: I love my office. Head of fire development department: the boss approaches him, grit:
How is the situation in one word?
See also: It works!
In other words, what?
GO: It does not work!

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №51103
 01.08.2011
Torrent distribution: Postal 10 years. Anniversary edition
Genre: Action/Simulator of Postal Life

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №51102
 01.08.2011
He poured a coke on a laptop... So quickly even the Kalashnikov machine in the army is not dealt with)))

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №51101
 01.08.2011
Demeneonic_01: Who was the first to use the wheeled armor carrier?
Mobile02: How I can imagine this miracle carrier so slips under the table. :D

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №51100
 01.08.2011
What do you think is the easiest way to keep a man:
Have good sex?
A delicious meal?
Three mental qualities?
Their option...
In my opinion, a good range!

[ + 68 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51099
 01.08.2011
Where do girls have these questions: describe me in the letter "b". What had I to answer?

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №51098
 01.08.2011
From the series:
At the opening of the body that fell out of the window
Medical expert: Death occurred as a result of a hit with a dull heavy object.
As a subject? What object?! to
Medical Expert: The Earth Ball.

[ + 49 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51097
 01.08.2011
We will create our own blackjack.
XXX: Blowing up

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №51096
 01.08.2011
...
I don’t know, just! Then I went to the System32 folder.
...
How did you find out that the file is strange?
I don’t know a-a-y-u!

Chuk, you are being divorced.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №51095
 01.08.2011
He got in an accident, got rid of the blue from the belt and a blurred wing.
My VAZ has been weak (I am not guilty), but Behu has crushed. Ments are called all as it is appropriate, come, get out of the car, on the go one gets a tablet, writes in the protocol and addresses to the partner -"Well? what’s there with us?""Bashka treška..." the one who looks at my car with a protocol and says -"And how do I understand a strong five";;;

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №51094
 01.08.2011
The Belarusian Radio:
- Possible short-term rains, which went all night and continues to go now...

[ + 56 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51093
 01.08.2011
Like Me: We are straight complementary opposites))
Yin and Yang.
Like Me: It was always offensive that the female principle is black... And then I understood why: black builds))

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №51092
 01.08.2011
As I stood in the subway, the girl looked at me for something (maybe a cough on her face, but something else, it doesn’t matter). Looking around, she opened her mouth and passed by, turning her head. She ended up hitting a man.
Skill of self-evaluation + 10

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №51091
 01.08.2011
I think it was an unthinking action to scream from the toilet, the row that gathered: Who has time, he has eaten!

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №51090
 01.08.2011
Damn the housekeepers run to check if there is anyone at home...
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mean?
Call me as soon as I get around =( I don’t even have time to send =(
A: And you stand next to the door opened in advance, come and sharply open them straight in the face =)
There are at least three there.
Q: Do you offer to remove the door from the cock and drop it on? O_O

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №51089
 31.07.2011
How to become strong and healthy to like girls?
Send SMS to 2350

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №51088
 31.07.2011
It doesn’t matter what you look at:
Porn or drama.
In the bed stage
Your mother is ready.

He will tell you that you are shaking,
A maniac and perverse.
Looking at a porn.
Spinoff and Dependent.


[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №51087
 31.07.2011
Am I not understanding something? Why do a bunch of men post reports about what their girls are fucking, inadequate and stupid? Is it they feel so much better in their background or are they proud of their ability to cling to the body on various kinds of "removals"?

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №51086
 31.07.2011
When he told his older broken son that his grandmother was buried in Chelyabinsk, he issued:
"The harsh Chelyabinsk grandmother at her funeral carried the grave herself..."

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №51085
 31.07.2011
Recently, residents of resorts in Turkey think that Russian tourists have lost their child named Tagil.

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