Everyone on the dark side. We said we had cookies, but nobody said you’d get them.
With respect, the dark side.

19 August. My husband’s birthday.
We are in the car, listening to the radio. The dictator joyfully says:
Not many people know, but today is a birthday celebration! August 19, many years ago. * well and bla-bla-bla further on the text*
A man with a very happy look:
Have you heard? It is shuffle! ^ ^ ^

We sit on Skype and talk. At the other end of the wire, the guy is exhausted by a cat. The following dialogue follows:
Q: Go here
Tagged: myyajajajajaja
Q: Well, you are mocking that!? to
K: Miyagi
Q: Cousin say "A"
The cat says something similar to A guy from all of the дури oret "███ NA" I roll, in the conference there is rust and the guy says: Ha! The second time I went...

A friend bought a new washing machine, called me to help install. His mother, coming from work, said she could not wash colorful dishes and white together. I’ve been in stool for a week...

Shanghai: A week ago my wife insured me for 500,000. She did not even ask me.
Twilight_Sun: I would be careful.
Helxen: Shanghai, the food has not acquired an unfamiliar taste?

People are not disturbed by cigarettes, alcohol, or lifestyle. It’s all small compared to how people ruin people.
Especially the shaft.

XXX: Are there good people at the meeting at 6:30 in Mercy?
Except in the luggage.

How did he know that the lamp does not turn off if the refrigerator is closed?

I put a photocopy inside on the filming delay in the ‘no flash’ mode, closed the door and waited 5-10 seconds. Do you check your refrigerator?

The company "Rosalko" was searched, seized 500 tons of vodka and more than 4 thousand bottles of whisky

Comments: Something early this year began preparing for the day of the police

Why are quarrels with loved ones so painful?
Because the blow comes from within.

I have a girlfriend. A creature of extraterrestrial charm, the main motto of life having: "Make beautiful!" She married a poor student, which is not trivial. However, the student's experienced father, who knows where he needs and who he needs, gave him such a career penalty that the student already three years after graduating from the university for his own savings and a funny four hundred thousand loan lender bought a three-bedroom apartment in an elite house.
They divorced in a few years.
The husband endured everything: beauty salons and spas, boutiques and designer shoes, dismissal from work because “that I’m going to be there for a penny!“The unwillingness to have children under 40 (like S.D. Parker in “Sex in the Big City”), cooking without salt in the steamer (“look how beautiful and useful!“ )
He even made a surprise to his thirty-year-old: a loving wife during his jubilee at work through a slave. The forces threw all the furniture out of his office (including a good writing table "with different clamps" in the form of business papers), and the computer exchanged for specials. Shop at
A good laptop for a small fee. When the husband saw two rotan chairs and a tiny magazine table surrounded by tropical greenery... and a laptop...
The papers were found in the laundry. The truckers for three thousand under a constricted whistle brought the name to the garbage. By that time, the table had already been sealed, but the papers from the boxes trembled, and after half an hour of searching most of the slightly blurred and stinking documents were collected. In the computer store, the former sellers carefully did not touch the received computer and for a moderate bonus dropped the lucky man all the information on two flashes, which he stuck in the navel and took so home, holding with both hands.
I broke the miserable by finding in the most humble and dark shrimp of the house instead of swamps, rainbow, steep spinning, a lovingly assembled set of clothes, a marching backpack and a two-liter thermos... white rubber boots from a famous designer, an elegant bamboo hood and a woven basket with a set of dishes for a picnic.

All people are divided into three categories:
1st Sows (stand up and go to bed late)
2nd Strawberries (getting up and going to bed early)
Three Because of them, the frogs get up early, and the frogs go to bed late.

The NIFF:
I love the rain and I can hide my tears in it.
of Ulyanov:
I love the Borges. You can drown your hunger.

I work in a computer supermarket, in a few months pumped +100 craftsmanship. The guilt of the rule: crumbled.

xxx: and take it away, in the end, in the computer desk box!!! to
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: you have so many wires and all kinds of iron shit that soon there will be a robot!!!! to
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! to
Fuck, I think I said that badly. (

Dr. Mr Nikolaev We catch the car from Petrogradka to Mr. Nikolaev. I am inexorable. Kira sits ahead, we are behind. I turn off immediately. After a while, I come to myself, look around the salon and ask, “Where is Kira?” Kira turns from the front left seat and says, “I’m here!” I shrink and begin to scream at the whole salon: "Come out of the wheel, fuck, you will kill us all!!!!". They caught the right-hand car.

The morning. We wake up with our beloved.
I: Are you a woman?
She: Yes
I: And who am I?
She is: a man.
I: Whose man am I?
She is: My
I: Your man wants to eat and fuck, what are you going to do?
She is: run away!!! to

Modern Russian female - and the screw on the comp will install, and in hidden folders porn will find.

"leaning all over the office" is like laughing on TV.

XXX was in the cinema. Trailer for the "Mission Impossible" show. The first phrase:"A hour ago it became known that the Kremlin was blown up" and here the whole hall begins to applaud. But suddenly though.