I am not lazy! I am decorative!! Oh yeah :)

Are you young and full of strength? Do you want to demonstrate your leadership skills? Our company is ready to offer you the chair of the CEO if you perform only one test - go to the city clinic and challenge all the grandmothers there!

In order to improve the quality of the game of our players to deposit their earned money for the match not for a deposit in the bank, but in the bookmaker’s office for a win.
There is only one minus in this as soon as they start to win everybody will say that the matches are bought... although it may and roll...

Who is for?

Brain in attack:
Iron Man - The Man
Iron Maiden is out.
Long live the translators.

Sawyer
A frightened person sees better.
CooK
Per more loudly.

So funny when a guy with a 4th iPhone stands at the stop and waits for the bus =)

Today I took revenge on the pigeon. I shot him in the back!!! and :)

Alex: The quality of my clients’ work will be greatly improved if I get the power to get them out.

Minutou of glory looked Ukrainian. There, a girl, similar to a boy, engaged in des-vocal, with a very terrible bass, spoke something. It was really scary (the name Alice, you can see). I said I’m a very brutal girl :)
So, she asked – and you have a boyfriend, Alice. She replied with a terrible bass: No, but I am looking for him.
I think guys should be afraid to walk on the street water ;)

Anyone know how to collect bouquets? There is work! )
yyy: Florist - this person is called a florist)
xxx: the florist is dohuya, and I need a man who knows how to collect the bouquets))

I walk through the park, I watch in the grass fun jumping spiders ^-^
And they strike! Olo to Olo! I watched it, and this is a sardine o_o

The sister noticed some floating creature, and she is afraid of them to the dawn... With her eyes full of horror, she gets a haircut and gives to the insect:
"Sorry, but I am really sorry for you."

I am heartless :DD

The mind does not understand Russia.
Everything is done through the ass!
Zzzz: Should change the passport
To go to Europe forever.

of the best:
I am a loser, I have changed three jobs in the last year. It is worth organizing, working a month, as the office starts tough problems, then the tax will go on, then the customers will disappear..."

The man! Use your gift for the purpose1 Go to the one race, the old man will not forget you!)))

Kisa Vorobianinov: In general, I want to be a Barbie doll: she has no brains, no liver, no problems, and she never gets her shoes.

An interesting fact:
Seasides in a dream hold their legs behind each other so that they are not divided by the current.
The commentary:
It is not that people will turn away from each other and sneeze.

It is suspicious when you rest with friends on the lake, and no one goes to the toilet for 6 hours. Everyone is “bathing.”

Yuri_ff: People have ping for more than a week. I am nervous.
Balabol: 404 pms
Yuri_ff: He is the one.

Review of the movie "Transformers 3"
The movie is very boring. There is no fun car plot, the main heroine is very bullshit, there are many such in Kazan near the Cheburech at Rafic...

This planet cannot be conquered. There is hydrogen everywhere. Even the Aborigines are 80% made up of the same hidrogen... And their females treat their hair not with the hidrogen, but with the hydrogen.
Boss, let’s fly back.