XXX: Good morning With a celebration!! to
WOW : thank you! And you too!
Zzzz: What is the joke?
XXX: Well so...Baptism of God!
zzz: Aaa... and I thought 172 years since Paul Cézanne’s birthday... googled....blin...)))

"GIBDD has abandoned women"
Well, and who needs them, I quote: "Less taking bribery, rarely exceeding official powers and clearly fulfilling instructions" GIBDD employees?

FreePilgrim

She witnessed the brilliant dialogue between the seller and the buyer in the store. If Peterson had heard this, he would have died of jealousy)))

There is a man standing in front of the shirt, confused and not knowing what to choose. A salesman runs by, whom he cries, asking, as it were, about the socks:

Do you have "Sisi"?
Oh yeah, yes of course...
Please show me what?
How are you not ashamed to ask for that?! to
I am ashamed, very ashamed! Just my wife wanted to come and see, and she got sick, she sent me.
Does she not have her own?! to
There is! But they have her already old, stretched out and pulled out of her pants...

I never ask anyone "Sorry, where is the toilet here?"I’m Russian! I am used to deciding where the toilet is.
Beetle Ipatov

Conversation with Mom. I am 22 years old)
I: Can you allow me to pierce my ear?
Mother: No
You are not a homicide.
I am the Left.
The right knee
Mothers are for girls. You have so little men.
A man in my understanding is the one who says what he does. Like Chubbs for example. Unfortunately, you are not such. Not a man. And also with an earscreen. The Pure Girl
I: Yes and OK
When the right is right
Q: What is right?
You don’t want to be a man.

Comments on Antivirus.
xxx: the user of Ubuntu looks at it all with astonishment
yyy: Representatives of sexual minorities look at contraceptives with confusion.

Did you see a photo of her in the bathroom? I wonder who shot her there?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Per on a plate or oven the camera put and shot...
xxx: I don't want to upset you, but you have a walk alone in the bathroom or the oven is worth it!

We arrived at the regional distribution point. This is such a huge part. We were already divided into groups. The major came to instruct us and said: The Armed Forces of the Russian Federation are doing everything for your benefit. Your Defense Minister recently signed a new decree, according to which in the army instead of cigarettes will be issued..." All such:"Oh, cool!!!" And he:"So now you will be in your free time from work not to smoke, but a hundred......." ))))) Rjach stood for 20 minutes....))))))

My SMS was sent at night.
xxx: "Despite the fact that you pulled off my blanket, went to bed and shot in the morning, it was very sweet with you..."
I thought I wasn’t burning.

A long time ago, my brother, a future physicist, asked me:
Do you know the Newton-Archimedes law?
I: No, but what kind of law is that?
The body moves straight and equally accelerated until the fluid immersed in this body takes it out of this state.

xxx: I decided to get rid of the maculature accumulated in five years of work.
YYYY : wow!
xxx: Called the archive, asked how to submit documents for destruction. It turns out they have to be bundled in packs, otherwise they will not be accepted.
I approach my secretary and say:
Give me a rope!
and IRA:
Do you need soap?
No, until we have to.
YYY: The Pepper! Yes, documents not linked to packages become virtually indestructible!
Good IRA!
After 5 minutes I go to the toilet and the soap is gone.
Go to IRA:
You won’t believe it, but I need soap too.
YYYY :
I swallow...

Strange, something he doesn’t answer. I throw his pictures, and he is silent.
Hands are busy...

He handed information technology.
very much delighted the teacher hanging a print on the door of the office"Dear students at the exam is prohibited to use sparkles... this bubble to pass at the entrance ";

Don: What are you doing?
DSS: Robozarl clit, rehearsal and assembly of ortbano.

My light, mirror, tell me the whole truth. Am I the worst in the world, the lazy and stupid of all?
You are a fool, there is no dispute. But there are still people like you in the world, two-thirds.

I talk to a girl for a week. Sometimes I think she’s brutally fucking. After another kick, I almost broke up...but instead of you fucking! I wrote her close to meaning, but fucking, a compliment!
You have a complex inner world.

Kate: Look at me...
Blackstone: Will you show me?

Dvorkovic believes it is correct to cancel scholarships in universities.
Students consider Dvorkovich a peder.

Smoke, are you kind?
I will not give anything.
If only my return.

Winter, night, closed airport, flight delayed until morning. I bought a book by Glenn Cook to read from boredom. I open up by chance, I read: "Poppy sleepily broke out something about interspecie necrophilia". The soul was relieved.