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27 years, 1984 birthday
Name of Vladimir
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Experience over 3 years
Examples of development

From the MŽA forum (section - reviews about trains).

Cars in standard colour BCH.
A man sat in Penza, lying on his shelf above my seat.
I was awakened 30 minutes before I arrived. An hour later, when the train was far away from Morshansk, and I was walking on the dark yet perron, I found that I was in the shoes of the upper Prensen man. Moreover, the shoes perfectly suited me in size, was very comfortable, I liked the style. My old shoes, which I had to put on a few hours later, I was small, and in general, I was going to throw them out soon.
But back to the train...

Conversation on FB

XXX: The First Channel goes "The Habitat". They talk about fraudulent online shops. One of the heroines ordered cosmetics and then discovered that her phone and other personal data were indexed by Yandex. Calls to this store and hysterizes: “I don’t understand how my data got into the computer, and I’m still upset that the operator doesn’t understand it.”

YYY: She is a clear fool. They still know that it is enough to buy a new monitor so that all the old data disappears.

Let us go to sleep. Sister, despite my excuses not to do so, turns on the TV. There is a vicious male face in the whole screen, and at full volume: "What do you need??!?". Quickly turns off, jumps into the bed and with such a flattering voice: "Nichooo..."

Husband's brother (18 years) sat with our son for two days: drink, feed, put on a pot, sleep...
Yesterday we took the child and he was so thoughtful: Yes, naffig! I went for condoms.

News on the rambler about the creation of bulletproof skin.
The first comment:
-And if a bullet goes through the mouth, then the surgeons to call or a blindsman with a Bulgarian?

From the portal Vesti.ru:
"Dutch scientists have invented bulletproof skin."

The comments:

Archara Sevsk:
Putin has a strange...

But, Mom, here Dad shed coffee on the white towel. Drop it or what?
Don’t touch my father. Throw the towel into the machine and I’ll do it tonight.

Please solve the mystery! Is the Red Virgin sitting in prison and her hair on the street?
Has the tampon been inserted?

by Habr

My neighbor still believes that Linux is only for hackers and there are 2 main buttons “break the site” and “get a messy internet.”

lexkanev: For what I love one class.ru - for what I don't use them.

XXX: I have one group.
YYY: And what about him?
xxx: He wanted to be withdrawn from the universe, for the debts of study, the order was already given. He was seriously very upset, finally realized that he was dying rarely and decided to correct.
YYY: How is it?
I decided to go to Tibet to the monks so that they would teach him hard work and humility. Everybody talked about their plans, they gathered.
YYY: Have you left? OOO
No, I didn’t take it off :D

He:- Fuck, Vanja is upset...I would give him)))))))))))
She: What are you, Pedic?
He doesn’t eat... what? Oh oh oh oh! But Van Gogh gave...

Olga Sergeevna >
In one department lies Lucian, Lucian, Lucian and Lucianenko.... The director says pay attention, do not confuse, name give what)))

Topic about MTS Glonass 945 "Killer of iPhone 4"

I am afraid that AutovAZ will soon release Bugatti’s killer.
Yyy: It will be called Bugatti.

As long as you sleep, you don’t shut up, you don’t get drunk, you are sober.
Yippidy yi yi yippity yay. Use it. When it’s over, tell me, I’ll put you off again.

Evgeny Fedoseev (23:21:58 17/08/2011)
by DOBOEB
=HEARTLESS= (23:22:45 17/08/2011)
What is it?
Evgeny Fedoseev (23:24:11 17/08/2011)
He explained to his brother that the big apple is called "Apple". I explained it to my parents :D

CKuB: Carried to the clinic. The grandmother, lying in front of the lengthy row "only a stallone to take" to the window "the issuance of stallons" blasted the above row to the goats.

S: We were hanging on the yacht for two weeks.
Rated: die you shit!! >_<

I am not a solder, an electrician and the like, but not a businessman, I do not experience financial problems, but blatant, stuck to jupiter...

Katherine Rose
I was told that my husband would be a businessman... so respected welders, electricians, and the like - "Remove"...

Mountains in Hell