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[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №51144
 02.08.2011
XXX: Listen, have you never been in contact with AAA? About Roma
YYY: is not I don't have time, if you want to go - what you need to take
XXX is sad.
The Congress??? This is the element of the Mendeleev table, right? Named in honor of the XX Congress of the CPSU?
YYY: aaaa, pptc, you exploded my brain

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №51143
 02.08.2011
Google is hot. I hit the search engine "search engine" and click "I’m lucky"... throws on the yandex ))))

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №51142
 02.08.2011
Every morning, Kim Jong-il takes a statue of the Buddha out of the cache and kisses his ass for North Korea’s lack of oil.
In the last month, the president of Iran prayed five times a day for the United States to get its default.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №51141
 02.08.2011

Anastasia Burova
Click on "Like" under the banner.
Respond with reciprocity.

XXX is
Go to the ass, Anastasia Burova.

YYY
Collective is fucking!

ZZZZ
I couldn’t get past... :)
Go to the village, Anastasia Burova!! to

AAAA
Anastasia Burov, don’t let yourself be fooled!! to
Ask again and again!! to
Keep the world cruel...

XXX is
Don’t ask, but you’ll have to go in the ass.


[ + 23 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51140
 02.08.2011
Max of Pavlov. You blue eye miracle, call me! If you call me, I’ll finally give you it! ?
I will see in the best - I will come to him myself)))

[ + 71 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51139
 02.08.2011
I am an idiot :)) Who else can come to the mind to put a reminder of "vacation from today" on 8 in the morning! Signal 5 minutes before the event.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №51138
 01.08.2011
I don’t like normal girls either. They are so boring, they love spring, they don’t read books. They don’t know who Nietzsche is.
ууу:daaa with Nietzsche was a joke....the guy invited to himself...well romance...and I see him a book of Nietzsche letters))) I was so delighted - I say "Oh, I read too! It’s good!" and so on. He bleaked and asked "You read her!?" I say..."nu yes"...and all...he hanged all night looking out the window))))))))))))))))))

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №51137
 01.08.2011
Comments on Russian WOW

- and I thought that "Allody Online" and is Russian WoW
VAZ is a Russian competitor to BMW.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №51136
 01.08.2011
XXX is Monday morning.
xxx: three eyes
YYY: Fold of Eyes

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №51135
 01.08.2011
I was driving here for 2 weeks and thought I was a steep driver that could feel a 5 ruble coin on the road!
YYY: You are cool.
Yesterday I found out that the stabilizer was broken down.
WOW: I immediately thought so.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №51134
 01.08.2011
MoT (14:00:24 1/08/2011)
I spoke here on Saturday with a lawyer of one office, engaged in the supply of all kinds of gas equipment, including to the near and far abroad. The story pleased how the Tajiks wanted to work with them and sent their contract. In the Tajik. I could not translate entirely. This is the point "1.6. "The Supplier" undertakes not to produce phthin" and item "1.8. The delivered goods must be accompanied by an international buffer". What is "bubers" and "ftyn" can not find out

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №51133
 01.08.2011
by Dr. 911
I believe that the one who first insulted his fellow tribe instead of insulting him has become the ancestor of civilization. Therefore, even in the smallest fight, I would prefer such a selection joke that your eyes will run out and your hands will break away.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №51132
 01.08.2011
he - well on weekends as usual with friends in the night city... in the daytime work at home I hardly find myself
How are you with your girlfriend?? to
He is a man who has separated.
Has she been expelled for invisibility???? to

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №51131
 01.08.2011
HH: I think I understood.
I belong to the volcanic race.
Do you have the same sharp ears and stupid hair? :DDD
HGH: Yes No
I have sex only once every seven years.

[ + 63 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51130
 01.08.2011
I watched it yesterday too.
Tag: exciting years
Tagged: fucking
Tag: the forest
Tagged: bleak
Tag: awakening
Tag: the forest
I am : )
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY I have problems with my personal life...

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №51129
 01.08.2011
XHH: I saw an epic file today in Sokolnikov. The truck went to the bio-toilet (blue house). I turned to a narrow alley. A branch hit the house... such a fucking slime Sokolniki had never seen before...

[ + 59 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51128
 01.08.2011
By the way, in my opinion, people would react much more violently to the news of the end of the Internet in 2012 than the light.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №51127
 01.08.2011
I cooked calories today. Well I stand over the dishwasher washing, and here the cat was not confused and stitched a cute piece.
While I was wearing him, he stole another one.
My mom told me she was dying.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №51126
 01.08.2011
From the forum...
Where do you put last year’s eggs? How to properly dispose of them? Can I buried?

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №51125
 01.08.2011
xxx: today my leg hit hard, the fence did not notice (I soon walk in the shirt now)
YYY: Judging by the word, soon you’ve even broken your teeth :)

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