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[ + 80 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51344
 06.08.2011
Fuck, I just started looking at the label.
SPb_Pic: and the
Honestly, did you know what was written there?
SPb_Pick: No =
Thoughts: Thoughts
SPB Pick: No
In addition to everything that is made of it.
SPb_Pic: Noah
At what temperature to wash. D is
Yeshua: It is written:
SPb_Pic: Nuuuououououu
Or give it to your girlfriend.
SPb_Pic: Picked Picked
It's her job
and smiley)
SPb_Pick: The Pick

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №51343
 06.08.2011
xxx: I sit in front of the fireplace, drink a fragrance of erl grey and think about being.
I will put my cat on my foot, blush!

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №51342
 06.08.2011
In short, I sat too much behind the comp and gave birth to a robot during my pregnancy, probably. Hybrid in one word. Because happy Lecha found the USB cable, pushed it into his mouth, and the computer writes that the device is not identified. Another couple of times you forget to hide the cable - and the computer will recognize the little one.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №51341
 06.08.2011
Yesterday I was almost upset...
2nd O_O? to
1: I lie... there is no one at home... I decided to whisper... well the situation was available, and here...
In the middle of the process from the parent room someone looks like "Ku-ku, my boy!..."
I jumped up.
by :DDDDDDDDDDDD
Daddy, a fool, put a alarm on his phone. "Unpredictable and unpredictable"
The guy pumps the calls from the inertia... foolish affar, so you can get a heart attack!
2: ))))))) Ku-ku my boy!!! Do you tremble?
1: Aha, voice frequency side from Carlson
Hello... the TV? Come here!!!!!!!!! to
1: ) )

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №51340
 06.08.2011
I don’t have the internet :-(
xxx: Called the master he was there for two hours, but he still did not earn. I’m going to the cinema with this master.
YYY: Is that where he was digging? OO

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №51339
 06.08.2011
The real story. There is fun for our compatriots in Germany - fishing in Norway. Those who have experienced will not forget. Here went another.
Hop company fish half to drink water. We rented a boat, went out to the sea (not even forgotten the houses). The Beauty. The sun is shining, the sea is calm and the fish are caught. And here one fisherman (Stepan) in ecstasy from the clove wide opened his mouth, and the inserted jaw went to see if there was a lot of fish below. All, the mood is ruined, the sun does not rejoice, the sea is foolish and the fish is foolish. But... There was another picture on the boat with an inserted jaw. He decided to joke. He tied his teeth to a hook and dropped it into the water. Then with a scream -" Poimaaal " pulls and gets the jaw. Everyone is in shock. Stephan with a joyful whisper grabs his jaw, squeezes in his mouth, squeezes and... with the words – Blind, not mine, it’s! Two idiots without teeth.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №51338
 06.08.2011
Master JOPTA: Do you imagine a girl with a model figure, a third size, a natural blonde and she works as a repair master?
Tt: Well of course. She is probably a German, comes to the 2nd guys to repair the printer... There are black strings.

[ + 35 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51337
 06.08.2011
Rain for a person on the street and for a person in the house sounds completely differently.

[ + 44 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51336
 06.08.2011
On the Zaporizhia – Dnipropetrovsk route there is a natural vegetable market, where I often buy inexpensive vegetables. In my next trip I find in the sale of tomato juice in three-litre pots, without marking.
20 hryvnia (2.2 dollars) And if you give the bank in exchange, the juice will be sold.
It is $1.8 (15 hryvnia). These are cents.

I buy a bowl for a test with the certainty that the juice is disgusting. I decided to send it to cook - to the pigeons. The cockroaches are suspiciously tasty. I pour myself a glass of juice, I try and I understand, - juice offgenic!
The question arises: “Where are they fooling? I put the juice to stand - layers are formed
The juice is not diluted. There are no seeds and skins in the juice. The juice is unreally tasty.
It is unreally cheap.

In a day, I buy six bottles. Where the juice did not know, the seller does not hesitate.

In four days, I buy five bottles. The seller freezes.

A week later I bought a total of twenty bottles and ordered another ten.

The truth was fairy! Around the road there is a railroad that works.
Only the seeds. On its fields grow steep varieties of tomatoes on seeds. The Juice
- it is a by-product, a waste of production, which the Soviet household does not need. And one entrepreneurial man began to pour the juice from the elite tomatoes into the banks and give it for a penny. The frog struck him :)

[ + 41 - ] [11 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51335
 06.08.2011
Well, why modern technology simultaneously allows to produce beer bottles that do not break down in the landfill for 100 years, and car bodies that rot in 3-4 years?

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №51334
 06.08.2011
<Random> I am HURRA WINTER TERRORY! Rhythm of Rhythm!
<Mirrdin> why the rhythm? Homer’s poem is much simpler.
<Mirrdin> Glory to you, the helmeting Rand of the mighty right hand. Horrible Hurra, fearless of enmity, you have bravely conquered.
<Mirrdin> Draw with your hand sophisticated replicas in chat recruiting, to evil dishonesty rightly condemned you dishonest Hurr
<Mirrdin> What remained to the insignificant to do - only to Aid... or naphig, otherwise off-line he cowardly foot away
<Mirrdin> If you don’t pour the spongy-beer brewer right now... in this amount I’ll be shaking for hours and so ten...

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №51333
 06.08.2011
ALEX > the number of Americans receiving food vouchers increased by 1.1 million in May
Laplat > the hell they will build communism before us...

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №51332
 06.08.2011
xxx: it is a pity that there are no such alloy bags that could be transformed into a guitar cage and jacket if necessary )))
YYY: Ah, and then even in the grandmother clothes

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №51331
 06.08.2011
Dawid36 (09:27:42 5/08/2011)
Recently it seems to me that road drivers used to work at Nike, because they are rebuilt on the principle of Just Do It!!!)

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №51330
 06.08.2011
Lena: It is all. Gathered in the first class. Do you know what you missed in school?
iiozutuff: I really wanted a container for breakfast. There were others, and I was very jealous. Buy a container for breakfast.
d0lboiob: And the corner.
Barskii: Breakfast rogat is called fork, you are a villager!

[ + 47 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51329
 06.08.2011
Just now the whole office can’t work, I too. So then history.
One morning, a cold Friday morning, when nothing predicted danger or surprise, the office in the small town of Novocherkassk plunged into work. Here was the accountant’s goot. Since this is quite a rare phenomenon, everyone interrupted the work and rushed to repay our unique and unique. Who drinks water.
In short, after ten minutes of reassuring action, we learned that the buch was making an advance report on each employee (well who doesn't know - it's when they give out cash, you buy something for the firm, and then report the amount spent with checks). Here is one of the checks:
Hanover sauces
and beer
The Preservatives
and all. Here began the debate: and why in this set of sausages? And there were such assumptions that I, not a young girl, was red until Friday. Now we are all waiting for a story with explanations from this employee. Popcorn and dictionary.

[ + 49 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51328
 06.08.2011
I work as a warehouse. Today (night shift) we sit, do all our business (2 people are swimming on the internet, one is playing Quake 4). I hear shots, explosions and stones.
And then, in the silence of the warehouse, a pervasive cry, full of rage, goes out: "Shit, shit, when will you die?" Pollsmen buried you!and "

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №51327
 06.08.2011
C is:
This is just shit!! Fuck the fist!

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №51326
 06.08.2011
About Autism. When they say that there are many employees who have autism, they most likely mean all the autism spectrum disorders. And this includes very light border forms, and the same Asperger syndrome, in which intelligence is often preserved.
Early autism (also called Canner syndrome) is a much more severe disorder, which in most cases is accompanied by a decrease in intelligence.
In fact, autists are rarely geniuses. But they have special talents, such as good mechanical memory (even with reduced intelligence) and special determination in studying a narrow range of interests.
With preserved intelligence, people with autism are often interested in schemes, techniques, and mathematics. And if an autist is interested in something, he will understand it perfectly.)

Sorry for not being funny.

[ + 55 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51325
 06.08.2011
M: No, she’s hopeless... She doesn’t even know that the way to Vakanalia was written by Wagner, and this is a well-known work, in the ear.
In a vacuum? )
I would have given her a chance if I were you.)

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