I won’t go south with you.
YYY: Are you a fool? The bus tomorrow.
xxx: my father in the history of searches in Google found morning queries "regeneration of the liver" and "vitamins for the liver" :(

Now such girls have gone, they are interested in guys only money, even the size is no longer important
YYY: Well of course, you won’t be filled.

Yesterday at home I said "I need to buy a welding machine. My daughter was swallowed" The daughter heard it and said, “Let’s cook it and eat it!”

1: I recently heard such a thing - to learn to dance the lambada, you need to get up with your back to the wall, press the pop to it and like your back to paint the sign of infinity on the wall.
So, can the little one then squeeze his ass?
Third is AHA! To work on the mistakes! :D

I went with my father to the Red Square. I have to say that the procedure of entry was quite non-trivial - first a long row, then a police frame, and next to a storage camera. Through it, in violation of the procedure, a couple of Chinese people attempted to penetrate, who were hindered by one violator of the law. This is the situation: he calls them "no" in Russian and points to the frame, they give him something in Chinese and break through, he sends them again "no" and sends them to the frame.
After fifteen minutes of confrontation, the mint can’t stand and cries in the hearts: “Hey, fuck!” You’re there with two plastic iPhones, why don’t you understand simple things?! to
People around looked at the mint with understanding and smiles.

August 2 in America default, apparently the guy-s-dollars again decided to risk)

XXX: How are the pieces?
Like from the tomb of a dwarf...
xxx: - 0_o

From the discussion of a new mini-computer with the size of a 5 penny coin
“The suspect was seized one computer bag weighing 3 kilograms of 200 grams. During further investigation, a server was found embedded in the belt hose.

I, of course, also know how to use a computer, but things that my cat does just by placing his body on the keyboard, I have not even dreamed of.

The proposal is this: it is time to do rubrics on the BORE, such as: a parody on advertising, films, politicians are burning, households, swarms from life, about shutdowns... etc. Who might support?

I missed my jacket and tie.
WOW : ooh Wear it
Theme: Swarovski
You will be in costume.
xhh: xd no straight potatoes in the uniform

During the night, they turned their faces to each other, and the husband was unhappy. I ask :
What is?
You are breathing my air!

[22:30:36] <kadich> people do not have a planet of monkeys rebellion?? to
[22:31:07] <Nek> kadich: is this a documentary about the Dzhine district?

A acquaintance in a sanitary store (in Ukraine) wants to buy a combined "appliance": toilet + bed.
Address to the seller:
- I need a toilet, but such... (frase in Ukrainian) with trouble together (i.e. and together).
The Seller:
A toilet with a pedestal? This is how?

The wise man tells us what he does, the wise man tells us what he has done, and only the fool tells us what he wants to do.

The year 1983. City of Lubna Poltava region. I am a wank-rocket in the 280th tank regiment of 25 gv. The name of the group (!) of Chapaev.

One day, he pulled a lawn in a regiment. Saturday, PCD; one of the mouths brushes linoleum with mastic on the PC. The chief of the company from the generosity of his and from the excessive service zeal of 20-30 kilograms of mastic.

After breakfast with the pasta brought from the "Toshnilovka", I filled up, fixed the coburu on my fat belly and decided to look: what is done there in the barracks. Left in duty on the phones of the assistant-flag Yurchik, relentlessly went "to look at his possessions."

And it should have happened: at this very moment myself (!) The Comedy! Major-General Martyrosyan ordered the driver of his “Bobik” to stop – right in front of our barracks!

He entered the barracks and immediately, shaken by fear and horror, the daytime "on the shell" soldier's soul from the first dots barely whispered:
-...p...p...-poo...kx-kx... lk – sm...kx-kx.... The RNA...

With some seventh sense, I still heard this cock's pre-death whisper and looked around: at the other end of the center in the barracks, putting my hands behind my back, I entered myself (!) The Commander General (!!!)

I turned like a bullet in a bullet and ran to meet the general. But the kilograms of slippery mastic played a wicked joke with me: already attaching my hand to the "Fura" bark, I slipped on the thin pillows of my crummies and... sat on my ass.

And so – with the palm under the hood – sitting on my ass – I walked on a slippery linoleum to the comedy and, SIT (!) Ordered in full form:
Comrade Major General, personnel of the 280th tank.
Martyrosyan listened to the end, stretched his hand down to me and calmly said with a unique Armenian accent: “Rise up, son...”

I finished my service in the Ministry of Defence in a position equal to the horizontal comedive.
Sometimes, recalling funny stories from lieutenant youth, I wonder:
"Why did we, the green flyers, be so afraid of those cool good-hearted uncles with big stars?"

British scientists have found that ugly women destroy the male liver.

Two boxers are talking in the dressing room.
The 1st:
And shortly I fell straight on him, but I couldn’t get it.
The 2nd:
And what next?
The 1st:
Then it rained and everyone ran away. I walked in the rain.
The 2nd:
Do you like the rain?
1st (the first time):
Yes is. You can hide your tears.

The name of the video "in contact" is a black man.
Well, I don’t even know.)

I want to make nitrogen oxide for the car, because I am a beginner street rider, buy it very expensive.