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[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №51184
 02.08.2011
xxx: Eating the flies flying in the village sort "Go in the ass!", it was a big mistake...
They seem to have been waiting for this invitation (((

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №51183
 02.08.2011
<xxx> Mayor of Vilnius Arturas Zookas on the BTR demonstrably crushed the incorrectly parked Mercedes
<yyy> In the next series, the mayor of Vilnius shoots three guys drinking beer on a playground.
<zzz> God, stop us from the Rocket Mayor...

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №51182
 02.08.2011
She sincerely believes she is a vampire.
Do you look for her blood when you meet her?
xxx: no, but recently she didn’t allow me to kill a mosquito, motivating it by the fact that he would be her "brother".
YYY: So you... look at her better—maybe she’s still a mosquito?

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №51181
 02.08.2011
Larisa
There are only pony in my world. They eat rainbow and catch butterflies! 😉
Tkachoff
Ready to argue, they still drink brandy, not singing))
Larisa
Well...not all pony are perfect))))))

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №51180
 02.08.2011
Sergey : guys, have you read about selling pieces for real in Diablo 3?
I finally found my dream job!

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №51179
 02.08.2011
Solist wisdom: badly smoothed will well go for fresh remorse

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №51178
 02.08.2011
xxx: Do you have the feeling that you are entering the room and don’t remember what you wanted to do?
YYYY: well
I have the feeling that dogs have a whole life like that.

[ + 62 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51177
 02.08.2011
Brother (serving in Kamchatka under contract) told a group of their officers some
In this way, after writing off a torpedo from about the wartime, they decided to silence her fish on the river.
A torpedo with a charge, but without an explosive, it was decided to take the Bickford cord, threw its length,
to burn for 3 minutes, they wrapped her to the flesh, dropped the rope and let go, hid and sat waiting, and
Something apparently the time did not calculate, it burns for 5.7 minutes, they think it will no longer horrify and there is nowhere to go.
The barge and carefully being in line with the wreath, the torpedo explodes, the barge drowns, the soldiers wave, the point plays.
The following day, local newspapers covered headlines "Echoes of war!","Torpedoes of war times
It was a miracle in the local river!"

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №51176
 02.08.2011
Medvedev approved the construction of Disneyland in the Kaliningrad region.! to
It will be a nuclear power plant.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №51175
 02.08.2011
The sunset is like a cockroach.
He runs away from me..."(c) V. Petkun

I suggest cutting these words on the grave stone of Russian rock!
YYY: I propose to cut a petkun on the grave stone of Russian rock
XXX: you can as an option just cut out the Petkun!

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №51174
 02.08.2011
I made a real men’s sandwich!
Yyy: What about the eggs?

[ + 65 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51173
 02.08.2011
2:25:45 zzz : Watched the new "people of X", nicotine.
2:27:08 zzz : I really liked only one episode,.
2:28:37 zzz : When Xavier and Magnito look for mutants in turn, they come to Rosomach, he drinks in the bar and smokes a cigar.
They seem, he sends them to hell and they leave.

[ + 82 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51172
 02.08.2011
Once, a real Buryat woman bought a similar son (aged five) a seal in a cup of waffle. After receiving the ice cream, the beetle gave it to his son and began to pay for it.
The son immediately stuck the ice cream in his mouth as much as he could (entry, about half). The son is standing, the ice cream is ripping out of his mouth, and it is no longer possible! The child stood with his fist spread out until his mother noticed this ugliness.
Instead of simply pulling the ice cream out of a child’s mouth, the cane begins to force the ice cream further! Slowly, with knowledge of the matter.
About a minute later, hiding like a stinged ice cream in the mouth. And loosing his mouth, the small, astonished by such a bass spoke:

by BL@! It is cold!

[ + 65 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51171
 02.08.2011
The case was in Reutov.Night.How we got there with a friend is a separate story.
We sit and wait in the car, the time is near.
Then a drunk man approaches us and says the same word: “Armenians!” and silences.We naturally wait for the continuation, we wait a long time.
The man’s answer was worthy:"What is it?Do they fuck here?and "

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №51170
 02.08.2011
xxx: here is a shorter computer next to my grandmother’s TV. Something telecast is not included. Grandfather approaches looking, says "This is probably a computer virus in it"
YYY :D
XXX - How is it?
He is, by radiation.
And what did he do?
Bite all the wires inside.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №51169
 02.08.2011
Do you argue that you don’t eat chocolate in a minute?
YYY: I will not. I know the abilities of my body. I can bet with you that no man will be able at the moment of orgasm to say a word out of two slogans with the emphasis on the first slog. For example, the word "Vasya"
XXX: I can do it! We argue!
xxx is offline

[ + 77 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51168
 02.08.2011
Posts about tea on leprosy

FromHell: I carry tea bags with me, or suddenly the money left for tea, the waitress runs on drugs. I give them lipton bags.

[ + 64 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51167
 02.08.2011
Fuck, it’s not a fly... it’s the fucking Duncad McLaud... Fuck the fool is immortal!

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №51166
 02.08.2011
We drive by car past the building of Lukoil on Pisty Prudy. The brother asks: "Interestingly, and why are they not oil in the fountain?"

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №51165
 02.08.2011
xxx: I removed the gips, now you can crack into the dota)))

Zzzz: the hands are straight?

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