Previously I thought I would do paintball, then I thought it was expensive.
xxx: then strike hurt but came on the same
xxx: now I have taken photographs and spending on strikeball and paintball doesn’t seem big at all

X: Today my mom bought a 3G modem and asks the guy where to insert it?
x: I gry, there is a type only one type will fit to insert so that you go wherever you go.
W : well?
X: I'm looking for a flat-swingers, it's hard to pull out of the yellow yusef...

Right in front of the house squirrel. I look out the window: the booth three is occupied by the youth, on another grandmother they talk so sweetly, a man with a dog walks, a mom with a wheelchair, shorter, the usual picture for a small park. If it were not one, but: the case occurs at 5 am 0_0
PS Odessa

No more than 2 GB!
XH: 2GB
WOW :D, so I presented the two gigabytes movie!

Doctors have only two kinds of reactions: what did you get stuck in and where did you go before?

I bought a piranha.)
2 of the OPP)
He threw them a piece of meat, and they didn’t eat.
I gave it to the cats, and they don’t eat either.
1: Thinking about

XXX: It is sad.

YYY: OOO "It's Sad" - 10 years in the ritual services market

Brittish pussy will like you less if you are a cat

Defended his diploma. The jokes about the military committee are not funny again.

Miss Monte-Neco: And my very quickly learned how to do cunnilingus!
Miss MonteNeco: He played with a tacpad, a tongue, a sapphera for a time %)))

Eating at home may not be, but there is always something to eat :)

The month went to bed at 11-12 at night, awakened at 6-7, like a cucumbers.
But it was worth, fucking, to start the practice, so the first day I slept until the hour of the day with a mega-interesting sleep, which could not be interrupted. The Paradox >_<

Today I threw a pressed towel into the water, and take it and dissolve it!

The situation. I work on the third floor. On the 4th floor in the toilet there is paper, but there is no light (the lamp has been burning as a week); on the fifth - there is no paper, but there is light. I was pressed on the valve, I think: on the fifth without paper or..., I chose the fourth. I run, I lock up, I do business.
Someone put a pen:
Is there anyone?
I will answer with a loud voice, but at this time a loud whisper...
He is:
Why without the light?
I am a puck-puck again.
He is:
- I understood... - then stood up and added: - The first time I'm talking to my ass... and everything is clear!

cleaning in the apartment became more interesting: now instead of 10-coin coins scattered around 10 rubles.

You bored me.
With my work
and :)
With my computer
and :)
With my dishes.
with my friends
and :)
With my shit.
And here’s the "cowboy"... He’s gone out, fool!

xxx: today in the military department at the medical commission of the guy from the ear pulled a cockroach)))
YYY: Well what to do, everyone has their cockroaches in their head.

She: You’re probably looking at me during sex and thinking about how old I’ve gotten over the years of our relationship?
He: Yes, I don’t think about you at all during sex.

Oh, these girls =) As my friend-virgin said, 3 weeks dating with one cute and unpredictable - "I haven’t fuck yet, but I’ve got a job")))

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"we went crazy 0+0+0=12%"

How correctly they noted, however...