of Belarus. A man goes on the street. Suddenly he stops and says:
“Here is the shit!”
Two police officers immediately jump to him and drag him into the department.
There they say to him:
You are accused of defaming the president.
I did not defame.
You said shit.
I am talking about the neighbor.
This is not necessary. Everybody knows who our shit is.

taken from forum pickup
-Good evening, dear pickupers =) In general, the problem is next, there is a girl married with whom I have had regular sex for the last 2-3 weeks.
After a week of sex, I noticed that the girl was not ending.
And today I suddenly learn that she is constantly ending with her husband, and the husband himself is also rapidly reaching orgasm.In general, I became very depressed by this news, and I would like to ask you if this is only due to the fact that she has been with her husband for 5 years, and just used to him, and with me does not end because of some psychological problems or because of the fact that she has not yet used to me.
Thanks in advance =)
The answer of a competent sexologist:
Ask your husband how. And run, I answer, run, he runs you, you $&bet, and you’ll just finish.

In the torrent forum:

Danya_2002: Guys, who has the first 10 parts of Friends of Oshen?

She: Well, I went to the store!
Is it for food?
She is : AGA.
A man is a grower of food in the family.
“Oh, you’re going to go to the store with me?
Going shopping is a collection! Collecting is a female activity.

We answer!
I dropped for 2 months to relatives, forgot to remove the password from the computer.Question: how to explain to parents, who remained at home, that the password "Nahui fucked from my computer"?

Say by the letters in the English layout, and there is a chance that they will not burn :)

Who will tell you how websites are made?
Tagged: long
Nadufka: and most often wrong

She: I'm eating, I'm constantly burning the Break light, what do I do?
Take off the towel, yes.
She is fucking...

XX: By the way, do you know that Olegus recently burned off?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?? to
xxx: briefly, he met a girl (2 years but passed)
XXX was a week of happiness.
XXX: Then Chatta loaded, loaded...
xxx: says, woke up that morning, went to the bathroom, looked at himself in the mirror.
xxx: says, I don't understand how you can meet with such impolite and ugly people like me What you found in me. Maybe you are stupid. I don’t want to meet with fools.
XXX: I took her and drove her out.
XXX: I was in Ahuya when I heard it

I thought that... Ah, he’s such a villain... First he advertised Apple and Iphone, now Blizzard and Warcraft... So it wasn’t long before the pads.
Teonova

The most beautiful day of the week is tomorrow. Tomorrow everyone will quit smoking, sit on a diet, play sports, start studying, stop missing somewhere at night and call the right person on time.

c) Boxttter

Let me tell you what we talked about?
Mike: I told you how wonderful you are and how glad I am that you agreed to marry me.
Oh, you are a fool! Have you complained about life?! to

after communicating with unpleasant people came to the idea that you can not say about a good whiskey "bubble", as well as about a favorite girl - "bubble"

She is: Hi Yesterday I saw a guy out of the store, opened a bottle of water and poured it out into a shell. Then he got into the car with his friends and they left. What do you think they bet that the bottle will be poured out?? to
The kids are not burning at all!

As paradoxical as it is, sometimes the discussion of the problem of trolling grows into trolling, or it was originally due to the efforts of trolls.
c) Wikipedia

by Golgberg:
I will never forget... when Anka and I kissed in the kitchen, only I put her on the counter, you fly into the kitchen, take me out of it, almost hold your hand, take her out of the corridor and ask a mega question! Here is an honest word, it's the most Aztecs, which has been in my life: "Serej, I've been doing him a bit, and he fell asleep, what to do to me?* is
Honestly, I didn’t know how to cry or laugh! In the kitchen Anka in rage with a face of beet color, in the room Vlad snores, and we stand in the hallway, and your confusion.....it was untranslatable)))))

by Kaladrius:
It’s not me who passes by, it’s him who passes by!

by Golgberg:
You said exactly that.)
Although not a fact...
Look at the world :D

by Kaladrius:
I don't remember what I said, to be honest.
But I remember exactly that I was in shock))))))

Golgberg (01:16:31 20/07/2011)
What a shock I was ?

by Kaladrius:
It’s a lot more "global" ?
Have you ever seen a sprinkled pet? This is what Vlad looked like when "Departure". It only took me 10 minutes to realize he was sleeping stupidly.

by Kaladrius:
I could generally catch such a complex that all my hints on the subject of the figure are just a child's leaf))))))

by Golgberg:
:D :D :D :D :D

From Habr:
Which one is better: Yandex or HUGO? The first comment:
Yandex is better looking for porn. is proven.
The second:
Even on non-relevant requests. :D

From Nikon Group in Contact

Andrei
I want to buy a D5100 Kit 18-105 with a NISSIN SPEEDLITE DI866 for shooting at nightclubs.? to

Alexander is
It will be ahahahahah!

Comments to Picture:
#1: What a country it was!
WOW (#2): The second comment P*DOR!!!! to
WOW(#3) : BL*
WOW, this is the fourth!!! to

From Habr.

Another curiosity is related to our censorship filter, designed to protect young players from the matches of more experienced players. The rules of filtration were so strict that the distribution of completely innocent “squeezed asshole”, “pirate sword” and a number of other items. And the very template file with the best samples of the Russian mother was such a spectacle that the ears could easily take the shape of a tube even before the middle of the list. Many have asked me about this file.

The first trophy was Cheshire.)