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[ + 45 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50824
 26.07.2011
of Belarus. A man goes on the street. Suddenly he stops and says:
“Here is the shit!”
Two police officers immediately jump to him and drag him into the department.
There they say to him:
You are accused of defaming the president.
I did not defame.
You said shit.
I am talking about the neighbor.
This is not necessary. Everybody knows who our shit is.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №50823
 26.07.2011
taken from forum pickup
-Good evening, dear pickupers =) In general, the problem is next, there is a girl married with whom I have had regular sex for the last 2-3 weeks.
After a week of sex, I noticed that the girl was not ending.
And today I suddenly learn that she is constantly ending with her husband, and the husband himself is also rapidly reaching orgasm.In general, I became very depressed by this news, and I would like to ask you if this is only due to the fact that she has been with her husband for 5 years, and just used to him, and with me does not end because of some psychological problems or because of the fact that she has not yet used to me.
Thanks in advance =)
The answer of a competent sexologist:
Ask your husband how. And run, I answer, run, he runs you, you $&bet, and you’ll just finish.

[ + 67 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50822
 26.07.2011
In the torrent forum:

Danya_2002: Guys, who has the first 10 parts of Friends of Oshen?

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №50821
 26.07.2011
She: Well, I went to the store!
Is it for food?
She is : AGA.
A man is a grower of food in the family.
“Oh, you’re going to go to the store with me?
Going shopping is a collection! Collecting is a female activity.

[ + 54 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50820
 26.07.2011
We answer!
I dropped for 2 months to relatives, forgot to remove the password from the computer.Question: how to explain to parents, who remained at home, that the password "Nahui fucked from my computer"?

Say by the letters in the English layout, and there is a chance that they will not burn :)

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №50819
 26.07.2011
Who will tell you how websites are made?
Tagged: long
Nadufka: and most often wrong

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №50818
 26.07.2011
She: I'm eating, I'm constantly burning the Break light, what do I do?
Take off the towel, yes.
She is fucking...

[ + 89 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50817
 26.07.2011
XX: By the way, do you know that Olegus recently burned off?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?? to
xxx: briefly, he met a girl (2 years but passed)
XXX was a week of happiness.
XXX: Then Chatta loaded, loaded...
xxx: says, woke up that morning, went to the bathroom, looked at himself in the mirror.
xxx: says, I don't understand how you can meet with such impolite and ugly people like me What you found in me. Maybe you are stupid. I don’t want to meet with fools.
XXX: I took her and drove her out.
XXX: I was in Ahuya when I heard it

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №50816
 26.07.2011
I thought that... Ah, he’s such a villain... First he advertised Apple and Iphone, now Blizzard and Warcraft... So it wasn’t long before the pads.
Teonova

[ + 80 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50815
 26.07.2011
The most beautiful day of the week is tomorrow. Tomorrow everyone will quit smoking, sit on a diet, play sports, start studying, stop missing somewhere at night and call the right person on time.

c) Boxttter

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №50814
 26.07.2011
Let me tell you what we talked about?
Mike: I told you how wonderful you are and how glad I am that you agreed to marry me.
Oh, you are a fool! Have you complained about life?! to

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №50813
 26.07.2011
after communicating with unpleasant people came to the idea that you can not say about a good whiskey "bubble", as well as about a favorite girl - "bubble"

[ + 65 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50812
 26.07.2011
She is: Hi Yesterday I saw a guy out of the store, opened a bottle of water and poured it out into a shell. Then he got into the car with his friends and they left. What do you think they bet that the bottle will be poured out?? to
The kids are not burning at all!

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №50811
 26.07.2011
As paradoxical as it is, sometimes the discussion of the problem of trolling grows into trolling, or it was originally due to the efforts of trolls.
c) Wikipedia

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №50810
 26.07.2011
by Golgberg:
I will never forget... when Anka and I kissed in the kitchen, only I put her on the counter, you fly into the kitchen, take me out of it, almost hold your hand, take her out of the corridor and ask a mega question! Here is an honest word, it's the most Aztecs, which has been in my life: "Serej, I've been doing him a bit, and he fell asleep, what to do to me?* is
Honestly, I didn’t know how to cry or laugh! In the kitchen Anka in rage with a face of beet color, in the room Vlad snores, and we stand in the hallway, and your confusion.....it was untranslatable)))))

by Kaladrius:
It’s not me who passes by, it’s him who passes by!

by Golgberg:
You said exactly that.)
Although not a fact...
Look at the world :D

by Kaladrius:
I don't remember what I said, to be honest.
But I remember exactly that I was in shock))))))

Golgberg (01:16:31 20/07/2011)
What a shock I was 😉

by Kaladrius:
It’s a lot more "global" 😉
Have you ever seen a sprinkled pet? This is what Vlad looked like when "Departure". It only took me 10 minutes to realize he was sleeping stupidly.

by Kaladrius:
I could generally catch such a complex that all my hints on the subject of the figure are just a child's leaf))))))

by Golgberg:
:D :D :D :D :D

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №50809
 25.07.2011
From Habr:
Which one is better: Yandex or HUGO? The first comment:
Yandex is better looking for porn. is proven.
The second:
Even on non-relevant requests. :D

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №50808
 25.07.2011
From Nikon Group in Contact

Andrei
I want to buy a D5100 Kit 18-105 with a NISSIN SPEEDLITE DI866 for shooting at nightclubs.? to

Alexander is
It will be ahahahahah!

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №50807
 25.07.2011
Comments to Picture:
#1: What a country it was!
WOW (#2): The second comment P*DOR!!!! to
WOW(#3) : BL*
WOW, this is the fourth!!! to

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №50806
 25.07.2011
From Habr.

Another curiosity is related to our censorship filter, designed to protect young players from the matches of more experienced players. The rules of filtration were so strict that the distribution of completely innocent “squeezed asshole”, “pirate sword” and a number of other items. And the very template file with the best samples of the Russian mother was such a spectacle that the ears could easily take the shape of a tube even before the middle of the list. Many have asked me about this file.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №50805
 25.07.2011
The first trophy was Cheshire.)

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