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[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №50804
 25.07.2011
xxx: yesterday pumped from a simple rafting station to an elite: made his first racing rafting station.
XXX: Then I became platinum: I broke my first shit.

[ + 45 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50803
 25.07.2011
alina: tell me how yesterday's movie ended, or I fell asleep almost immediately
Alex M: This shit escaped through the pipe with the shit and became rich. He fell to Mexico.
Alex M: and the nigra was released from prison (the amnesty commission), he worked in a store, accumulated copies and walked in the field under the muchosransky to look for a stone fence (as he told him)
Alex M: I found a fence, under the fence a black stone, under the stone a bit of bubble and a note, say come to me in Mexico and it will be a bunch.
Alex M: Nigra arrived in Mexico and all lived happily.
A dull movie. Why did he get an Oscar?? to

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №50802
 25.07.2011
YYY: So I suggested an unusual way out of the standard situation.
HH: Oh, we have a Vavan special about this.
XHHH: We were going to the rock festival, the old king, the square - a bandit.And here we are going through the village, at 8 a.m., the local store from 9 o'clock, now we decided to wait, buy a beer.We stand, smoke, AS\DS from the dynamics, all as we need.And here on the horizon local residents start to blink, not very joyfully relating to the city, bored, already a 30 person gathered, standing away.We sat in the car and think: we are going to start-stones throw, the shop's docks shoe everyone.And here Vovan gives an idea.Shared in the bags, found ketchup for the shale which was sprinkled, they smashed them a bit and Vladika. Here, Vasyan and I went to the store under the noise, took what needed and in the car.The face of the local fauna never to forget!

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №50801
 25.07.2011
In the midst of the Seasons:
SR(15:14:19 17/06/2011)
My girlfriend should be my girlfriend and I’ll take her when I heck.
SR(15:14:21 17/06/2011)
I want

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №50800
 25.07.2011
Mother leads her daughter to school (first grade). On the way, I play a game where you have to call the small, and then the big.
M - House
D is home.
M - Tetracycle
D is tetradish.
M is apple
D is near!
M – O.O

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №50799
 25.07.2011
In the newspaper, section "Sales of animals":

They sell Persian cats of different colours. Parents of a cat and a cat.

and cap?

[ + 57 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50798
 25.07.2011
Who invented toilet paper with puppies on it? It’s so embarrassing every time :)

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №50797
 25.07.2011
Read here:" In St. Petersburg, a furry with a driver and 20 tons of peanuts were stolen!!!!! to
The damn proteins are completely out of shape...."

I sit in Riga and work in freight transportation. I decided to entertain other logists. I send messages to those who are online. people 200... the most popular answer- "is it true?"
Monday is a tough day.

[ + 52 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50796
 25.07.2011
HH: Did you have this? When the son of relatives comes just to play at the computer or sit in the innet and after two hours quickly and quietly crawls out of the house with the words "goodbye", then a simple reinstallation of windows here will not work.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №50795
 25.07.2011
Today I saw a man in a T-shirt with the inscription "Alcohol vs. Drugs" and immediately thought of bees.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №50794
 25.07.2011
yyy: They say that in the army bromine is added to compot so that libido does not rise, right?
XXX is Nippon. Prepare to sleep on your side, because on your stomach - uncomfortable, on your back - uncomfortable, and your legs will freeze.
YYY: why 0_o
XXX: Yuh stands up and pulls the blanket from his legs.

[ + 60 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50793
 25.07.2011
Dear Natasha!
Kaneshna, we had an insignificant relationship, sometimes I acted like a fool, and I was proud of it. I am still proud. God is with you, I forgive you that you abandoned me wickedly and unconsciously. Fuck you, I’ll probably find it better. Someday. But, fucking, a whole fucking year after that to download from my torrent account is a saddle. To burn you, Scuco, in hell! thank you.

[ + 40 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50792
 25.07.2011
My tooth is sick. The Paracelsus Method:

It is necessary to choose a young tree marked by the sign of the moon (lipa, oatmeal, nuts), which is in the dust, wherever no one has gone before it. Raise a piece of its crust, make a fireplace from the inner wood, which is wrapped in the gums of the sick tooth to blood. Then put this spike-spike on the old place, cover it with a bark and squeeze it with something or bind the bark so that it crushes with the tree. The operation is performed on Monday with the rising moon.

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №50791
 25.07.2011
Nothing has changed in the last two years.)

If designers were evaluated in the same way as programmers when recruited.
A prospective company requires an engineer, 20-25 years of age, VO, OR from 10 years.
Basic requirements: Knowledge of the principles of operation of DC, electric and jet engines. Ability to design motor vehicles, military equipment, carrying structures of buildings with a height of at least 120 floors, lifts, bicycles and roller skis. Experience of welding, cutting, folding, welding, plasma and laser engraving is required. Experience of independent assembly of internal combustion engines and creation of cars on the basis of engines from third-party manufacturers. The ability to apply the design of the night pot developed by our artists to a third-party helicopter or submarine.
Compulsory: provide self-assembled working models of cars, trolley buses, trams and special equipment, with proof of the success of their commercial application. Self-assembled BMP, tanks and aircraft that have been successful in combat use in armed conflicts over the past 2 years are welcome (indicate your role and share in these conflicts). Experience in the organization of military conflicts is welcome. Experience in designing nuclear submarines, aircraft carriers and spacecraft will be an additional plus.
The salary is 80-100 dollars. (from the results of the interview)

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №50790
 25.07.2011
xxx: I conduct weddings, corporations, rallies, marches, presentations, birthdays, pickets...

yyy: Uprisings, coupes, assaults, settlements with menta...

Zzz: The transition of the grandmothers across the road, the unions of the proletarians of all countries, the proof of Fermat’s theorem.

[ + 63 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50789
 25.07.2011
Advice: Before going to a party where there will be alcohol and sluggish girls, you need to break through the curtain.

[ + 53 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50788
 25.07.2011
xxx: fucking advertising.. children sit, argue: the first chicken, no egg... and so on. First came the soup!! to
And the soup! It is genius! = = )
xxx: although... at first the earth was almost all in the ocean type... well, there were all sorts of infusories...
Yyy: well... big such soup)) I say, it’s genius!)
This is the answer to the philosophical question!

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №50787
 25.07.2011
The earth holds on such people!
yyy : of course. They keep the earth flat. They stand on a giant turtle.
XXX: Just on the turtle? This is a new version of the world for me.

[ + 70 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50786
 25.07.2011
Mommy works in a kindergarten. They have an event there, called the "Reid to catch a pencil". This is what you presented? In fact, it’s checking how children hold a pencil.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №50785
 25.07.2011
with VIO
xxx:how to remove background noise from the microphone (I hear it as if I am in the toilet)?
Go out of the toilet!

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