"Krabbe","Shmele", "Dmitry NANOTolievich" - a boring shit all this...

Vova confused and Dima plushy - this is what it sounds like!

Mom walks and sings: "Diarrhea will suddenly hit when you do not expect it at all... And every bush will immediately become surprisingly good..."

There is nothing more beautiful than going out after a cold shower, with a naked torso, to embrace a furry cat.

xxx: Hey, and when I was doing a visit card in one office, the bosses asked how I wanted to be called there. (There’s no matter what he is, even though "The King"). Since the work was about information protection, and I always liked this orientation, I wanted to have either a “Security officer” or a “Security analyst” on the English-language business card. That is how, I saw, similar species were called in the bourgeoisie. When our general affairs manager Masha ordered the business cards and then brought them, I was proud to say: Offices Analyst. Specialist in Feng Shui.

In Soviet times, several pilots tested a joke for which they barely went to shoot.

The children’s jokes
Drink with pilots of military transport aircraft, being in one of the countries where our country performed its "international duty". Alcohol on the heat is cowardly - here I suddenly fell behind the boxes. I wake up, I look in the illuminator – the Soviet Union! This is not Pushkin sitting, but illegal border crossing and desertion. I drank alcohol and again for the boxes. At the next awakening behind the Illuminator was once again a familiar desert. It was scary when I was completely shaken. In three days.

Fuck it! He joined WoW, joined the security agency "PALADIN".............

Some unnecessary words are the most used.

History of History

In the middle of the 19th century to explore the mouth of Amur and the coastal territories associated with this river was sent an expedition headed by Captain 1 grade G. Nevelsky. He carried out prescribed hydrological work, established that Sakhalin is an island, and all the geographical objects explored, previously "nothing", declared a new territory.
The Russian Empire. But for this last action he had no sanction from the boss.
Excited by Russia’s “aggressive” actions in the Far East, the British submitted a protest to Russian Chancellor Nesselrod. The Chancellor, already and so until his death frightened by the failures of the Russian weapons in Crimea against all the same Englishmen, mourned with a complaint about the illegal and dangerous actions of the captain toward the tsar. Nicholas 1, also extremely painfully perceived the Crimean defeat, but, unlike the Chancellor, only now thinking about what to give in response to the English, called Nevelsky to himself.
The captain realized that nothing good could be expected from a call to the emperor, known for his rough temper, and before this visit he said goodbye to his young wife.
And indeed, the Emperor met him exceptionally coldly and declared that for the arbitrary actions that damage the Russian Empire he,
Nicholas 1, by his decree, appealed the captain of the 1st rank of G. Nevelsky into ordinary sailors. (A copy of the decree was handed over to Nesseldor, who personally withdrew it to the English embassy.) But since Nevelsky, the emperor continued, conducted a difficult expedition and did not lose a single person in it, he was awarded the title of Captain Lieutenant. And because
Nevelsky managed to make the first map of the mouth of Amur, he is awarded the title of captain of 1st rank. Well, since he was the first to prove that Sakhalin was an island, he was awarded the title of counter-admiral.
The distance from the soldier to the counter-admiral G. Nevelskaya was overcome in no more than half a minute. It was the fastest and most dizzying career in the history of the Russian Navy.

Santechnik Sidorov heard in the JEK as an intelligent after the question
“Who is?” He replied, “Agnia Barto!“”

I betrayed you to get attention to me!

XXX: We were attacked
YYY: Hey, who are the living?
and ZZZ: +
The KKK: +
YYY: You know
yyy: after the question "They are alive?" the crosses somehow do not inspire)

The Last
The next
Dedicated to the one who wrote:
“Dear, have you blocked our computer?
and yes.
And what password?
The date of our wedding.
This is a... Fuck..."

Do not give in to female provocation. Take a look at Deborah’s passport.

They are not yet married.

Oh my dear, I laughed so much, thank you!!! to

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Written by:
Writing –
I have this property - when I enter / exit any door, somebody must meet me. I even think of myself as 3 2 1 0 when I approach the door. Sometimes I forget the keys at home, and the entrance door is on the home phone. I approach the door, I count and someone opens it from the inside. The magic, the hole.
and.
You are our magician, go down to the bank’s warehouse, know the debris with the doors of xD"

In Moscow, an unknown man stole 50 million rubles from a bank’s warehouse. Why did you advise him?? to

The name of the Russians is Nick.

Esence: and after the "banquet" we went to the sea
VanSSss: are you swimming?
Esence: it fucking swims, and sailors walk
VanSSss: How did you get there then? :D
Swimming until morning

"GPRS" - the word insulting, and I will ask it next to the word "Internet" not to use.

Starkoe wrote:
I’ve been driving for 1.5 years on the five. I do not regret. Then such a shit from a new foreigner! It is untransmitted. Do not deprive yourself of pleasure!

Calculator wrote:
Where is logic?:))) Before buying an apartment, for example, in a villa with bombs to live, but then such a shame from a new apartment, huh?

C Mail to
XHH: and where do the waste from aircraft sortings go, in the sense, do they reach the ground?
In the atmosphere fly special junk fighter jets and pick up bombs not to let them fall and ruin someone a picnic or sunrise.

Only a cat can make you eat!

Liquid Sky: This is the shit.
Liquid Sky: I roasted chicken, I thought I would eat the scratches from the scratch
Liquid Sky: this black plastic scarf is melting, floating, and I AM EATING THIS DREAM!