Nik Ra: I live in Canada. When people find out where I am from, they only have two questions: KGB or Mafia? The reputation...

Barracuda (02:13:01 12/06/2011)
The mountain of the Lord
skyliX (02:13:08 12/06/2011)
What
Barracuda (02:13:21 12/06/2011)
I paid WOW.
skyliX (02:13:25 12/06/2011)
Blessed
skyliX (02:13:27 12/06/2011)
Idiot

What are you playing?
and I? Need for Speed.
Why is he so braking?
Computer is weak. Do not bother me at all.
You will soon get bored.
I don’t, I have a lot of patience. You give up everything in the first minute.
What is? Yes, I went through Stalker, not knowing what to run there!

Somm: Every year I get more and more inclined to think about the need to wash my car.

If in the men's toilet on the work on the wall are hanging lines, it means that in the team it is here that conflicts are resolved.

Who will you be when you get your diploma?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY The Diplomatic Deborah.

Day of Russia is dedicated: from the speech of M. Zadornov in the mid-1990s.

Many do not understand what a holiday - Independence Day, and most importantly - from whom? I will explain. Independence Day is the day we elected our president, and it’s called so because since then we’ve been with you.

It doesn’t matter"

...and a bunch of girls, 10 years old, run around the yard, chasing the pigeons and shouting:
Give us our brains!! to

xxx: at midnight in the shelter you could observe an interesting picture - a bunch of fools with spots, running out of the windows and weapons "hallava come!"
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XXX How? I talked to them =))

It’s not a smartphone!! Idiots are!!! to

Kenny Subluchian (14:56) :
I generally consider the comedy less funny if the trailer showed not all the jokes.

Sterh (14:57) :
=) is

mio: Just yesterday when I kissed my girlfriend, I realized that I was kissing a skull with teeth, clothed with skin and meat.

"I won't say it was quite unexpected, but my cat spoke this morning. Previously, I just missed "Ma-ma", and now I pronounced my name. 3 times in a row. I am scared.

Let him finally eat, he no longer knows how to address you.

A bee is like an ax like a mosquito, only a fly.

D: She pulled out a glowing ball from a disco party pretending to be pregnant.

The saddest thing is when you rush to work, get late, look in panic for socks all over the room, and find five pieces at every corner. They are all different. You are a girl. and :(

ReZonans: How can we combine a smart approach with dolboebism?
DeGree : I know. In order for another man not to stumble in front of the door, such as on himself or from himself, you have to put SPARTA!!! And be careful!! and Sparta!! to
DeGree: I don’t think the principle needs to be explained...

Agent is
Going to the street?

Juster
My feet do not walk.

Juster
At 9 a.m. today, I shook a drunk circle in the stadium.

Agent is
YYYYYYY

Agent is
Naughty?

Juster
Did you see the keywords?

Inspiration: How is the session?
The Cube (x)
Inspiration: oh you))) good that (_x_), not (_O_)
Cube: also true

We have unique people in the country. In the store I stand in a row I hear this dialogue between the seller (P) and a man, very brutal 120 kilograms of living weight (M):
Q: Speak to me!
Do you have a black goat?
Q: No, it is over.
M: It’s a pity... Then 4 Esquimos!