Yesterday, the Moscow ments unveiled a gay parade. Both sides spoke to each other with the same words.

Where is Igor? He promised me to pump the wheel!
2: Igor is like that, he doesn’t pump!
It is (
I wanted to encourage you...

Polina's daughter, 6 years old, roars on the phone to her mother (and at work)
My grandmother doesn’t help me.
Did you ask her?
D has requested!
A magical word?? to
I’ve been talking, but what I know doesn’t work!! to
M –? Which have you tried?? to
I know the currents of Abracadabra and Simsalbi.

Now four years have passed. We stay, and for Jirika!

A newspaper is a unique thing: and a rack, and a flying machine, and a fan, and toilet paper, and a hat, and even a umbrella.

Special programs on radio and television await Russians on election day

The first channel during the entire Sunday will introduce TV viewers to the progress of the vote, and closer to the evening will show the film "Moscow does not believe in tears".

It all happened when I moved away from my parents and moved to a private home.
And so it turned out that the garbage was ten meters from the house, I work every day, I go to work early... and the local dogs were constantly scattering the garbage under my house, I was as if unobtrusively giving the local alkas to 10, then 20 hryvnia that they would pick it up, gave about two weeks, until the work happened and I did not go out two hours earlier, and what I see...
These fools are dumping rubbish near my house... as if they’re already waiting...
And I dropped everything on the dogs.

v12ten: Yes, I woke up, and I can't sleep anymore, neighbors musicians, dubstep playing
Fee: O_O
v12ten: DJ perforator heard?
Fee :Aga :D
v12ten: Here it is...
with him kuvalda mc
Fee: Dj Perforator (feat. Kuvalda Mc) - HomeRelaxingNoise

I was looking for my size clothes yesterday but could not find it :(
Lower or bed?

XXX: It was a joke. I got phone calls from different companies. Each time this dialogue:
They say hello, you are called from the company "such". Tell about yourself.
I – what?
They - well you sent on the resume for the vacancy of Sisadmin. Tell about yourself.
I did not send a summary.
They are –???? Yes to?? So our HR department sent us your resume from the headhunter. Tell about yourself.
I am not looking for work. I even wrote in my resume that I am not looking for a job. It is hidden from me. How did you find me, fucking horned creatures?? to
I’m sorry, and goodbye.

I bought with my husband in Ikea "Scubb" wardrobe. Banal "Kin socks in the laundry" turned into "feed the suckub".

The cry of the soul:
I'll learn to swim faster than I'll leave a comment!! to
What kind of cancer do you have to hang on YouTube to answer?! to
Aahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah? to
- I already logged onto Google, then logged onto YouTube under some crazy nick, and then created my channel (what is it for me?!), and as a result when I clicked on "Respond" to me "You must add channels to subscriptions", added - "You lack channels in subscriptions to respond to this person";
- Should I cheat the signer on the Komsomol truth to answer him?! to

I crawl on the ice, my legs in scourge, my hands like a balancer.
You are like the Penguin Lo-Lo.
I am more like a cartoonist.

Sometimes it seems that you have to choose not who is more useful, but who steals less.

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
YYY :D
xxx: I am experienced, was married, I have an apartment, a car, a good job
Choose with big tits.

MaxF
Do you know I was surprised? Fuck, maybe I’m not the one... and you’ll stop respecting me... but I’m shorter than that... shortly yesterday for the money bought antivirus (((

Myxa
Contact removed itself

XXX The People! Do you know what to celebrate on March 8?? to
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

All people who don’t sleep will become cats in the next lifetime.
c) Bershia

XXX: You are so cute today
YYY: Because today started a few seconds ago and I haven’t had time to do anything yet?

I don’t understand you are mosque. My daughter (10 years old) requested a helicopter for March 8.