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[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №50544
 20.07.2011
[11:27:30] Sergey: do you have sources of the site?
[11:28:06] Sergey: The thing is that it is so hard to rule. I can edit one page, and then you will have to adjust everything to the reality of the site
[11:28:46] Maxim: OK
[11:28:55] Maxim: I will customize the code, the main thing is to understand the design
[11:29:01] Maxim: * I am going to go)

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №50543
 20.07.2011
Rin: I can’t, I don’t want to, I’m not alive, raise me up forever
Undead: C Good Morning Can you clean cats from the hermetic?
Rin: drop back O_o

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №50542
 20.07.2011
I bought cake yesterday.

I: There are cabbage cakes.
Q: Yes, I will warm up.
I: Don’t have to heat up, we have a microwave in the office, let’s do that.
Q: Then there are no cabbage cakes
I = = o

I agreed to sell.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №50541
 20.07.2011
The glass is technically always full. Half of it is filled with fluid or half with air.

[ + 69 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50540
 20.07.2011
After a cyst in sight and birth before students, it is difficult to remain a closed person without humor. Or to a psychic, or to a psychic.

[ + 96 - ] Comment quote №50539
 20.07.2011
When I was a child, my mother told me, “Don’t eat sweets before lunch – you’ll lose your appetite.”
I grew up and now eat sweets at work all day in the hope, finally, to break that foolish appetite.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №50538
 20.07.2011
The xxx:
have fun.
The Micronecta scholtzi water bugs, which live in Europe’s reservoirs, produce extremely loud sounds up to 99.2 dB, which is comparable to the noise of a passing train. These bugs are record holders in the animal world in the ratio of volume and body size.
It is also notable how these sounds are issued - this is what a male does to attract a female, carrying his sexual organ through the abdomen.
YYY :
I suggest to introduce a new expression - "I knock in the chest" - strong tricks!

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №50537
 20.07.2011
Come, I’ve already prepared a bottle of champagne, two candles, three condoms, and a few livers for the morning.
and her. I don’t drink champagne, and candles don’t like they smell, and I don’t want cookies at all. ( by
Well, I guessed with Gandalf.)

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №50536
 19.07.2011
to rejoice. The Russian - the most independent court - is not only dependent on the legislative authority, but also on the law as such.

[ + 64 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50535
 19.07.2011
6 in the morning. My husband knocks me in the side and asks me to bring water to drink. I get up, go to the kitchen trying not to wake up very much. I bring, I drink, I ask for more. Wears, drinks the second glass, then the phrase: "Let's go to the kitchen, let's smoke." I was thinking about killing.)

[ + 63 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50534
 19.07.2011
y0shka: I am jealous of cats, why is it crazy when these crazy puppets dumbly run behind their tail or crazy with their reflection in the mirror, so they crazy small, classy, and super... and when you start just creating an unknown crazy in your address flies the murderous "TY DOBLE??????!!!and "

[ + 64 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50533
 19.07.2011
If the MTS changes the logo to a chicken, they will be able to say with confidence: “There was an egg before!”

[ + 64 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50532
 19.07.2011
News on Rambler
The 47-year-old unemployed Conrad Schmidt from Switzerland had a quarrel with his mother, after which he rented a two-engine plane, on which a tarantula crashed into her house. The Kamikaze pilot was killed, the plane and part of the building burned.
The comments:
How is it?!! How did the unemployed hire a plane?


[ + 61 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50531
 19.07.2011
In the discussion of the action porvo for Putin
(I have an iPad 2):
Zzz: On whose account is the iPad?
XXX: I don’t know what? Putin will take Medvedev’s iPad, presented to him by the Camedi-Club, and give it to the winner.
Yyy: Putin will have to sweat. Ipad Medvedev just won’t give it, it’s not your presidential chair.

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №50530
 19.07.2011
At the train station, a man takes his girlfriend on vacation
If any fool is going to stick, give him eggs.
I know to whom to give.
O_O

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №50529
 19.07.2011
HHH
The Freedom. The night. The love ?

What three words characterize you? ? to

YYYY
Joy and Beauty)

ZZZ
music. sound. evil... wave!!!! to

TTT
The fuck knows him.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №50528
 19.07.2011
If I were a guy, I would show you how beautiful it is to love.
If I were a girl, I would show you how to give to be beautifully loved.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №50527
 19.07.2011
One of my acquaintances, who had not seen a computer before meeting me, sat down under my sensitive guidance to browse the internet. When I asked her why she, having viewed the page, rolled it back up before closing it, she replied indignantly, saying, obvious things you ask, "so that others enter and also first start watching it."

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №50526
 19.07.2011
You know what a mouse, as a gift, is better than a turtle?
XXX: It's easier to know whether she died or not

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №50525
 19.07.2011
The girl is in contact:
I know I am not a gift, I am a surprise.
The first stone:
Literally a piano in the bushes!
by KV

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