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[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №50564
 20.07.2011
years after 50: "he received a brilliant philosophical education, was signed on the posts "Cognitive Dissonance" and "Trahny Normality", was read by the status of outstanding contemporaries..."

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №50563
 20.07.2011
I got bored and decided to go crazy. The designer was placed in the safe. Closed and started smoking. Just remembered now. A positive end to the working day.

[ + 48 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50562
 20.07.2011
What do you, Hope, know about Dosta?! to
ALENA

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №50561
 20.07.2011
We go with a friend (D) on the street, by the road. He wanted a chipset. Ok to Ok. Go to Larry:
D: Give "les" small
Seller (P): for 15r which?
D: Yes
The seller puts chips on the shelf. and Lease. the small ones. A friend pulls behind them, and suddenly she takes the chips with the words "There are no little leases" and closes the window. Oh okay, is it not?

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №50560
 20.07.2011
xxx: and if the President breaks on the footage - will it be cut or shown?? to
YYY: If they show, they’ll cut off... the entire filming group.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №50559
 20.07.2011
I call a friend. From the sound of a loud voice:
The subscriber temporarily refuses. Try calling back later.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №50558
 20.07.2011
What business the wife of the mayor of the city can be determined by what construction and repair works are carried out on the city streets.

[ + 50 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50557
 20.07.2011
Soviet times, a regime enterprise. Many production processes require washing, washing, de-fating, etc. Alcohol acts as a liquid for these purposes. The cost is huge, several barrels are released from the warehouse every day. What happens next is uncontrolled – useless. But most go as intended, so the rest close their eyes. But what is stored in the warehouse is the subject of strict reporting. And for the disappearance of alcohol from there, there is an excuse with the deduction of the value of the missing (the owner of the penny) from the salary, then a strict excuse, and then dismissal on the article. This is a wolf ticket. And the alcohol from the warehouse was missing, the chief knew that the warehouser had nothing to do with it and did not rush with excuses, but this only for a while dissuaded (pardon) the result and the warehouses changed every six months.
Newcomer explained the situation. And they promised that if he could catch the thief, he would receive a prize of three salaries, a certificate and his avatar on the board of honor.
How you catch them. There were no video surveillance cameras.
No traps can be placed. Hiding in the shelter, too. Enterprise regime, all strictly, at 8 in the morning came, at 17 in the evening put a plastic seal on the castle of the warehouse and left the territory. They steal at night. The walls are old-fashioned, around holes, which occasionally clutter.
Moreover, it is necessary to catch the hand, no indirect evidence or deductive guesses were promised not to take into account. Therefore, no one from the chiefs believed in catching the thieves, because how many tried to catch them and it was all foolish. And the new warehouser, to the general surprise, took and caught.
Before leaving the warehouse, he laid on the box a chicken chicken baked, with a crisping crust and delicate juicy meat, salsa thinly cut, inside pink, with garlic, tomatoes, a beam of green, cucumbers low-salted, slices of fragile bread. And, pressed by the sweet smell of saliva, he went home.
And in the morning the thieves were taken carelessly sleeping in the warehouse in the alcoholic stove.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №50556
 20.07.2011
Your receiver is set to the “Auto Radio” wave. Good news for
owners of cars "Oka": five minutes ago collided "Maibach" and
“The Bentley.” To self-affirm and crack, you can go to the crossroads.
Herzen and Roses Luxembourg.

[ + 58 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50555
 20.07.2011
X: Hm
X: Advertising appliance in contact: perfume. Create your own smell
Q: How to understand? Kill 12 prostitutes and create your own fragrance.

[ + 71 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50554
 20.07.2011
[ x ]
The ants have the largest brain of all living beings. With regard to the body, of course.
[ and ]
Judging by the speed with which these creatures found the cookies,
[ and ]
They also have an intuition :)

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №50553
 20.07.2011
That fucking Wikipedia! On the sensor, that would increase to readability, you need to tap the screen 2 times, and here, shit, where do not tap - everywhere a link!

[ + 101 - ] Comment quote №50552
 20.07.2011
Everyone in the courtyard plays like games.
And our (small neighbors in the yard) play in "Flying Mice"
They cling their feet to the low turnik and hang it until they get tired and fall on the sand.
Whoever hangs the longest is the head of the mouse.! to

[ + 98 - ] Comment quote №50551
 20.07.2011
XHH: our predecessor
XHH: exams, all take tickets, take check-ins
I go, I go, I go
HHH: And there...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №50550
 20.07.2011
My friend's father works as a boss in Lukoil, he achieved everything himself.And his son gave a financial boost in life, in the form of an apartment, a car and other things.Sorry..Now in this boost, a friend's life and shakes.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №50549
 20.07.2011
XXX: The Bubble
XXX: The
xxx is not there
YYY: O_O
Whom did you write this word???? 7

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №50548
 20.07.2011
While the note is rebooted, I decided to drink the tea.
I hear a characteristic melody from the kitchen - restarted
Cut the butterflies, I hear it again
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
I sat down, drank half a cup, suddenly the same sound again.
Tagged with: fuck fuck

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №50547
 20.07.2011
Give a guy who posts the content of Santa Barbara in presidents! At least he keeps his word.

[ + 86 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50546
 20.07.2011
Talk to my invisible.
Do you know how I remembered my PIN code?
– to?
I was 27 years old and will be 63.
I wondered why a man and a woman lived on the same planet.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №50545
 20.07.2011
I work in Ukrtelekom. I go today to the nearest pharmacy to work, and the pharmacist just makes an order for medicines, outraged: "Let you bring at least something! All the heart, reassuring and sleeping medicines the Ukrtelekomovs took out! Once a week, we have the nearest pharmacy. I turn, I leave.

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