Call to Internet Service Provider:
Is this the post office of Russia?
and no. We are faster.

He named the cat Colbassa because of her all-absorbing love for sausage in the real sense of the word.

The girls react inadequately to the offer to come to visit me and play with my cowboy.

Do you know why in the Soviet panel houses of the 121 series the height of the floor from the top of the plinth to the ceiling is 2.5 meters?
No waste from cutting wallpapers!! to

I wrote an application for dismissal))If you want - go here admin, I can recommend you.)))
yyy: thank you wow I actually thought that typically knowing me you’t advise them to take me to work. I see your trust in me. Thank you again.
[think] he doesn’t even think that I want them all to burn and break... the perfect victim...

I don’t want to get married because I have a beautiful photo in my passport.

To the news about the fact that Timoshenko’s husband was not allowed to come to her on a date:

"It was he who came to make sure that she’t be released today, probably the grandmother will bring today...) "

xxxxxxxxxxx:
He who has flowers in his hands cannot do evil.
WOW :
You didn’t play in GTA.

Xxx(12:32)
go to! Did you see what Beckham did?
ZZZ(12:34)
What am I missing?
Xxx(12:34)
The last three and a half days (
ZZZ(12:40)
What is the noise in the street, Berrymore?
The dollar is rising.
What happened, Berrymore?
America on the brink of default.
So if America is on the brink of default, why does it rise and not fall?? to
Fuck you sir.

I submitted an application for the purchase of a drawer. I wrote in the column of service 100 rubles. The accountant cried.

The package is painted pig, cat and girl.WTF?

He is:
Do you have an intimate personality?
She is:
D is low.
He is:
Nothing has changed in 25 years.
He is:
small were: let’s go to the entrance of letters to each other to show...you show her, and she shows you "never show you"
She is:
and ROFL

I go to bath.
My husband: I will look!
I: Just for money!
Husband: And how much will you pay me?
Here is fucking.

Will we have a romantic evening?
Of course, and not only in the evening.
It can be all day.
She: good, I need to cut down and buy beer.

Here is the Knight Fuck.
He saved me from the collapsing pigeon in the park and told me to tell everyone that he saved me from the dragon.
Because the pigeon does not cane, it is not so dangerous.

From the Auto Forum

This Russian interpretation of the famous Ford Transit, descending from the conveyor immediately rusted and broken... With the same very Russian (or Belarusian) drivers, which, as the poet said, the common arshine is not to measure.
Who in our country drives as if he had only heard of PD from friends, but remembered little, because he was drunk? Who, judging by the manner of driving, the glasses are opaque, and the mirrors reflect nothing, except passengers transferring money? Who, when leaving the secondary, behaves like an old homosexual, to whom the main thing is to put his ass and not get in the mouth? It-a-k is it! Here are they! Heroes of terrible dreams, generators of random numbers of our roads, destroyers of all and all dogmas, prohibitions and attempts of other drivers to somehow foresee the situation! Meet all parts of your cars!

Corvus: I want 12 cubics of press, what do I do?
Reactor: sitting further behind the compound...

The female contradiction in action: you burn fire in it, and it produces water.
yyy: This is a built-in cooling system

Igor4737: I went to the power market to pay for electricity - shake, I couldn't...
They have no light.
Barm: O_o

Listen, you guys on the Lexus! Someday I will buy Belaz and go on the principle!

Correspondence with an acquaintance:
She: How is it?
I: Is it okay, how are you?
She also has me.)
She: Really married... but I believe everything will be fine