Hidden cellular capabilities you might not know about:
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#3 :
Nokia phones have a backup
The battery must be activated by *3370#
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Number three is a kind of divorce. I was told that ants never sleep. For this service to provide valuable information about ants I took a lot of money (

Previously in fiction often in the world of the future met such a mechanism as a moving sidewalk. Imagine yourself in the world of the future. You are standing on the sidewalk, doing your business. Here is a friend. Smiles, like affairs, like relatives, were sick. I woke up to the end of the city. But this is the future, but Russia, and therefore, the sidewalk is not working in the opposite direction. Buses after the introduction of such trottoirs were abolished. You get a cell phone to call a taxi, and here o-la-la - comes out cyberspace. The outbursting police cabin-automat twice whispered and extinguished. The girlfriend was always a cunning ugly, and you didn’t even notice how and when she washed. When you look back, you realize that there is nowhere to wait for help. Next to the washing machine were rolled two alkasas with built-in self-propelled devices, the garbage bot-bomz in the cycled mode took out a piece of package from the tank and squeezed it back, while nervously hiccalled, there was not even a hint of light in the windows of the houses... and only cyber rapists approached with strange angled movements, reminiscent of a wild dance due to incorrectly embedded implants. And you stand like this and think, “I didn’t have anything for my bread.”

I looked out the window and for a long time I could not understand what the road drivers were doing. When I realized, I almost fell.
WOW: What is it?
XHH: Did you see, we laid off the asphalt on Zorg, all of us started chasing?
WOW: Well what?
xxxh: these deer roadmen managed to ride the road... are you sitting?... together with the sewage locks... now they walk with the mine-seeker and the broomers and drill...
Was the road good?
Oh yeah yeah yeah :)

I am terribly frightened by the phrase, the kidneys break.

Oh, you are a fucking shit!!! to
Why are you so rude, do you?! to
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

News on television: "In one of the districts of the city passed a town size of a ping pong ball"

Father from the next room: What? The size of King Kong eggs.? to

Today I was called by a soldier and whispered on the phone: 7 days!! to

The dog lost his trace on the cannabis field. He also lost his smell and conscience.

Customer: Good morning!Termins are pushing.When, according to your calculations, can we get a working version of the product from you?
God sees we are trying.

I have been increasingly convinced lately that coffee in grains is grown only in order to snap this mountain of freshly roasted grains and stick to a bowl of soluble shit.
<chh>which seems to be actually mining in the mines (((

She: And you promised to be with me in the mountain and to help me with joy!! to
Nothing like that I just said – yes!! to

I have the feeling that MFI is the only university in Russia in which students open the last page of the textbook not because there is a headline, but because, blatantly, read.

Give grammar and punctuation rules instead of check codes.

After the graduation evening, the dream of Losha and the fears of Katina's mother were fulfilled at the same time.

Poorly
XXX is
The cat used to sit on the monitor, hanging the tail on the screen. There is a lot of tail and it is dull. To drive the cat away is unrealistic - it will immediately come back. What am I doing? Right - with one hand I hold the mouse, and the other I hold the cat's tail, so as not to interfere.

Buy a monkey.

Curious, but still real situation in Belarus (Belarus):
Hello the police? They are on the streets, come soon! Oh, no, there were just shots, sorry, it seemed...

“The idea of calling my daughter ‘Democracy’ is good.
...??? to
Then I will be guaranteed to be the father of Russian Democracy.

I go down the subway every day, all the girls look at me and smile. I think to hide the beautiful hole. I smile to them too. Then just touched that mouth chocolate smeared HD))))))))

The Park. Near the trail a bunch of unshaped branches. The dialogue:
– Oh! by Rossi. I need to call Navalny.
Do not need. It is so overwhelmed...

M: Mmm, I’ll come in the evening, then we’ll try.
J: Not today though. The red days of the calendar.
M: Are you bleeding again? In your ass then.
M: By the way...