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[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №50424
 17.07.2011
It would seem that nothing can spoil the 3 size of the chest without a lift in the jacket in the rain...But! This man smiled with his golden teeth!!!( by

[ + 77 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50423
 17.07.2011
The Telepathy:
The Sapphire:
Feel what the saper feels on the task: try to answer the innocent question of the girl "and how old would you give me?..." :))))))))

Answer 19, if she’s older you’ll get a compliment, if she’s younger you’ll get a compliment, if she’s 19, then you’re a telepath, and that’s cool)))

I’m like you, but I’m always answering forever.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №50422
 17.07.2011
So many years have passed, now the bags with money are not behind the roof, but in the safe with multi-tone doors opened by the clock, with surveillance cameras and encrypted access codes. But the method of squeezing a gun in the mouth and the requirement to open it all remains the most effective.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №50421
 17.07.2011
On the subject:
> the deputy secretary of state sent to one of my letters, above the text, a handwritten resolution with a huge question mark at the end (the sign he has is very unclear) where the very first word suspiciously resembles the word "SHUJALI" =)))

In our factory, the deputy director once wrote a resolution: "I want an anal! It is urgent!"
He meant analysis, but we’ve been remembering it for four years and rjom :)

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №50420
 17.07.2011
Talk to a friend who works in England.

[14.07.2011 21:14:48] 77: How about work?
[14.07.2011 21:16:02] sol: yes, it is normal, yesterday the Gypsies held a short course on how to open a machine with lemonade at work with one penny.
[14.07.2011 21:17:55] 77: with useful experience you will return home ))))))
[24.07.2011 21:19:33] sol: if I don't go to the English zone before... you know these Gypsies 8)

[ + 56 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50419
 17.07.2011
Although ignorant, but I do not lose hope to take off Hope clothes once, but better twice.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №50418
 17.07.2011
I took the girl to the station. There was a 60-year-old man on the road. Not drunk, but on the rocks. He may have fallen, but cannot get up. He raised him. And I expected anything in response, but his “Well, I’m gone” killed a drunk!

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №50417
 17.07.2011
XXX: What kind of depressive horror did you miss in Chittagong?? to
YYY: I would have lived in Chit, I would have looked at your mood...
Sheeva

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №50416
 17.07.2011
I walk by the street, I walk by the shop.
"Products for newborns" The inscription on the window "Fly
You will not regret it!":D

She loves raw sausage, cold beer and
My cat Vasco. She is not like everyone else.
She is another...
She is Claudia Nivanilkovna.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №50415
 17.07.2011
In the amusement park in Japan built literally the hottest attraction...

<ximera> A useful thing for agriculture! There is a pot of half a ton of fertilizer can be picked up in the evening))

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №50414
 17.07.2011
From the discussion of Putin in the forums Lenty.ru

xxx - he's a real man, with the big letter
Save Russia from posthumousism!
If I met him in real, I would hold his hand, hug him, and kiss him! I would drink for his health.

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

zzz - Post-Cynicism - it needs to be recorded.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №50413
 17.07.2011
I told him once: go to rest - behave well: don't chase cats and dogs on the streets and protect yourself. Today he tells me: I remember your covenants - not to cling to dogs on the streets, and if they have clinged, then protect yourself!

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №50412
 17.07.2011
Te6eIIu3dec: Hello Beautiful, let's go for a walk at night?
Something I will fear you.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №50411
 17.07.2011
Prison on the street of Liberty, dispatcher on the street of Joy. ha ha! Our customers are the company "Positive", which is located on Cannabis Street.

[ + 56 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50410
 17.07.2011
Yesterday we stood in a row in the hall... I accidentally listened to a conversation of a couple:
She: "We are wildly lucky that we got to the session today!"
He is "?and "
She says "Well, you are the one! Show time is limited! Look at the poster, there is also written: Harry Potter. It will end on July 13"
He: "We were really lucky to get tickets"

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №50409
 17.07.2011
Tanya (23:26) :
Hi...
by Sergey (23:26)
Hi to...
Tanya (23:27) :
You want to say nothing?
Sergey (23:28) :
How to do?

[ + 92 - ] Comment quote №50408
 17.07.2011
It is 17:20
I am in the seventh sky.

It is 17:21
My mom bought or bought a ticket.

She is 17:22
The second! ?

It is 17:30
How did you guess about the trip?

It is 17:31
You are as simple as a taboo. You have all the joy of the fact that someone bought you or gave you money to buy. You wanted a trip recently. So I compare it all together.

It is 17:31
Well all right.
...
...
It is 17:48
Have you rattled? What a taboo!? to

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №50407
 17.07.2011
The Tiger (11:13:37 15/07/2011)
Can I go to the prostitutes?
Green (11:13:56 15/07/2011)
Where is? )
The Tiger (11:14:10 15/07/2011)
Where are the prostitutes?
Green (11:14:27 15/07/2011)
Who are the prostitutes?
The Tiger (11:14:52 15/07/2011)
I thought you would take a prostitute’s tent.
Green (11:15:23 15/07/2011)
We have a tent of handbugs.))) Do you want to go to them?)))

[ + 65 - ] [9 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50406
 16.07.2011
Mother scratched her cheek and lubricated it with a cream, on the cream the inscription - "cream from cracks." I could not resist:
Mom, has your mouth broken?

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №50405
 16.07.2011
Blood in the bath while brushing your teeth can mean that you killed and dismembered a person in the bathroom, and like nothing else went to brush your teeth. Contact the nearest department of the IMD or the RPC.

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