It would seem that nothing can spoil the 3 size of the chest without a lift in the jacket in the rain...But! This man smiled with his golden teeth!!!( by
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The Telepathy:
The Sapphire:
Feel what the saper feels on the task: try to answer the innocent question of the girl "and how old would you give me?..." :))))))))
Answer 19, if she’s older you’ll get a compliment, if she’s younger you’ll get a compliment, if she’s 19, then you’re a telepath, and that’s cool)))
I’m like you, but I’m always answering forever.
So many years have passed, now the bags with money are not behind the roof, but in the safe with multi-tone doors opened by the clock, with surveillance cameras and encrypted access codes. But the method of squeezing a gun in the mouth and the requirement to open it all remains the most effective.
On the subject:
> the deputy secretary of state sent to one of my letters, above the text, a handwritten resolution with a huge question mark at the end (the sign he has is very unclear) where the very first word suspiciously resembles the word "SHUJALI" =)))
In our factory, the deputy director once wrote a resolution: "I want an anal! It is urgent!"
He meant analysis, but we’ve been remembering it for four years and rjom :)
Talk to a friend who works in England.
[14.07.2011 21:14:48] 77: How about work?
[14.07.2011 21:16:02] sol: yes, it is normal, yesterday the Gypsies held a short course on how to open a machine with lemonade at work with one penny.
[14.07.2011 21:17:55] 77: with useful experience you will return home ))))))
[24.07.2011 21:19:33] sol: if I don't go to the English zone before... you know these Gypsies 8)
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Although ignorant, but I do not lose hope to take off Hope clothes once, but better twice.
I took the girl to the station. There was a 60-year-old man on the road. Not drunk, but on the rocks. He may have fallen, but cannot get up. He raised him. And I expected anything in response, but his “Well, I’m gone” killed a drunk!
XXX: What kind of depressive horror did you miss in Chittagong?? to
YYY: I would have lived in Chit, I would have looked at your mood...
Sheeva
I walk by the street, I walk by the shop.
"Products for newborns" The inscription on the window "Fly
You will not regret it!":D
She loves raw sausage, cold beer and
My cat Vasco. She is not like everyone else.
She is another...
She is Claudia Nivanilkovna.
In the amusement park in Japan built literally the hottest attraction...
<ximera> A useful thing for agriculture! There is a pot of half a ton of fertilizer can be picked up in the evening))
From the discussion of Putin in the forums Lenty.ru
xxx - he's a real man, with the big letter
Save Russia from posthumousism!
If I met him in real, I would hold his hand, hug him, and kiss him! I would drink for his health.
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zzz - Post-Cynicism - it needs to be recorded.
I told him once: go to rest - behave well: don't chase cats and dogs on the streets and protect yourself. Today he tells me: I remember your covenants - not to cling to dogs on the streets, and if they have clinged, then protect yourself!
Te6eIIu3dec: Hello Beautiful, let's go for a walk at night?
Something I will fear you.
Prison on the street of Liberty, dispatcher on the street of Joy. ha ha! Our customers are the company "Positive", which is located on Cannabis Street.
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Yesterday we stood in a row in the hall... I accidentally listened to a conversation of a couple:
She: "We are wildly lucky that we got to the session today!"
He is "?and "
She says "Well, you are the one! Show time is limited! Look at the poster, there is also written: Harry Potter. It will end on July 13"
He: "We were really lucky to get tickets"
Tanya (23:26) :
Hi...
by Sergey (23:26)
Hi to...
Tanya (23:27) :
You want to say nothing?
Sergey (23:28) :
How to do?
It is 17:20
I am in the seventh sky.
It is 17:21
My mom bought or bought a ticket.
She is 17:22
The second! ?
It is 17:30
How did you guess about the trip?
It is 17:31
You are as simple as a taboo. You have all the joy of the fact that someone bought you or gave you money to buy. You wanted a trip recently. So I compare it all together.
It is 17:31
Well all right.
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It is 17:48
Have you rattled? What a taboo!? to
The Tiger (11:13:37 15/07/2011)
Can I go to the prostitutes?
Green (11:13:56 15/07/2011)
Where is? )
The Tiger (11:14:10 15/07/2011)
Where are the prostitutes?
Green (11:14:27 15/07/2011)
Who are the prostitutes?
The Tiger (11:14:52 15/07/2011)
I thought you would take a prostitute’s tent.
Green (11:15:23 15/07/2011)
We have a tent of handbugs.))) Do you want to go to them?)))
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Mother scratched her cheek and lubricated it with a cream, on the cream the inscription - "cream from cracks." I could not resist:
Mom, has your mouth broken?
Blood in the bath while brushing your teeth can mean that you killed and dismembered a person in the bathroom, and like nothing else went to brush your teeth. Contact the nearest department of the IMD or the RPC.