xxx: from the street such a sound as if somebody is hitting a lot in a huge gong.It's passans from the area so new that they blow up?
YYY: No, it’s the passans trying to give the big UFO a fuck because it’s not from the area.

An old story, but still:

In 2010, the sysadmin collapse (under Kaluga), the authorization of the arrivals is delayed (apparently the serwak has fallen).
And here, on the whole lawn, a matyugalnik runs (and the people have already gathered a few thousand) - "People, is there anyone in the compass ballistic? Then there was one".
The wild rust of several thousand people was heard very far away)))

Dinner with candles. The Romantic. and Champagne. only he and I. embraces the waist, looks in the eyes and with a bark voice says:
Baby, I want to kiss you in the lips... at all six.

Fuck, he needs to publish the book "How to Destroy Romance to the Devil"!!! to

c) Zyf

Buy Harkov - sell and buy a computer
by :DDDDDD
Xxx: fucking horrors :D

Wardyk (23:29:32 6/08/2011)
I thought I would be in Kiev on the 15th and you on the 20th. In the center of the city, the hops crashed. A couple of days of electricity passed. The bag with the passport was taken. I am recovering now.

Dmitry (23:30:00 6/08/2011)
You are fucking)

Dmitry (23:30:05 6/08/2011)
Buy a gun.

Wardyk (23:30:31 6/08/2011)
Here is more)

Wardyk (23:30:43 6/08/2011)
I still missed the gun.

You are a functional! Sergey shouted at the entire Oppen-Space-Room number 14.

The room was silent, waiting for the clearance.

“I saw you carrying and decarring right behind your working computer last night!

A scream of disapproval and a noise of surprise swept through the room. Someone whispered loudly, “What a horror, and I greeted him by the hand.”

"You know, Sergey," said Denis, standing up from behind the desk, "any normal man, if he's okay, can afford to engage in functional programming. It is natural. Everyone at least once tried. Why scream all over the room? I’m not screaming that you’re objectively oriented!

The girls were upset, someone again loudly blasted “well, you have to, and you won’t tell him.”

Igor Matveevich, who was present, squeezed heavily into the chair. May no one know about his procedural inclinations!

What are the limits on the names of your own companies?

Jhfxyjfhjhjhkhhdtdtfnhjhjb hvydhbn hey nah gun hvybj hvybj hvybj him bun jvyctsghnh tcj her n f n him g j t j him ubufybknknugyfybj hvybj much hbi b mhvhgvhtdj gf.

A friend of my aunt told me.
When I was four years old, I printed something on a sheet, put it in my grandmother’s pocket and ran away.
Grandmother and girlfriend read, smiled, rejoiced and thought what I was.

I wrote on the sheet "Two Puzzles"

Den Stranger: I will wear you on my arms!
You won’t get up :)
Den Stranger: I am in a translationary sense :)
It won’t be postponed :)

xxx(00:00:22 7/08/2011)
Shut up, went to sleep.
yyy(00:00:30 7/08/2011)
It is cool)

<scarrow> The muscular body of the fighter. The swirling bass. The broken chicken beard. The ability to communicate without saying a single ugly word. The willingness to drink everything that burns and then not turn into a roaring pig. Preparedness for a bloody fight is constant. A knife and a casket are always with you.
<scarrow> I could have grown into a brutal macho.
But I’m a girl, I paint my lips, I wear clothes, and most of the above only complicates my life.

Winner of the competition among applications to the Technical Support Service:

Subject: Please give access to the General button!

The most interesting thing is that the application is marked as fulfilled. Now I know where she is... the general puppy...

From a broad-angle objective:
At first, friends complained about oval heads, girls about the fact that they are fat, but then used to it.

I was not drunk. You threw my hammer around the room and said, “Pikachu, I choose you!”

Where did you get the scar on your hand?
x broken glass
Y – what?
X - O_o Fuck the feet!! to

Do you want kids from me?
MMM: Yes of course!
DDD: is it a lot?
mm: three pieces
DDD of things? Are our children measured by things?
mmm: no, b... portions and kilograms!

MNeO: I realized that you and I became old when I went out today and saw children playing football in the yard)))
and Zero?? to
MNeO: Their ball was not dropped under any vehicle due to low landing (((

XXX: I go to bed with my grandmother
XXX: Throw me, 3 bodies, no one at home, computer, net and....
XXX: Against the contrary!!!!!!! to

Imagine you are in a large company of unfamiliar people. You know no one, no one knows you. And here, you want to impress this company with your sense of humor. You want to tell a joke. A joke should be told in such a way that people around you really laugh. They didn’t shrink, didn’t smile out of politeness, didn’t shut their face with their hands, trying to hide their disappointment in you and in your joke... And really laughed. I wanted to tell your joke to my friends.

was presented? The good guys!

And now, please, imagine this every time before pressing "Add" and putting your next UG here, okay?

Just think about whether they will laugh at what you want to tell a large company of strangers to you.

Return to Funny Boots! In the name of the cat, the shredder and St. Admin!

c) Gissen

My boyfriend has a cool cat, I push him - he is fluffy and sick. But the visit to the fifth happened terrible - he took me as inevitable and in honor of this, apparently,... noticed.
He pleased my sweetheart:
Shame on me, shame on this girl!