The week of USB spoon is over, the week of testing the sensitivity of the iPhone screen with the help of a member has begun.

The debt growth has doubled. In which city was the Grail built? and :)

Call to the hospital:
Can you do a spermogram of the respiratory tract?

Announcement on the site: Yes, guys, apologize for not updating, summer is still. Soon we move to another address, expand the theme of the site, change the design and title. Wait, it will be soon.
The first comment:
Admin: I don't know

The woman, closing the note, stuck a nipple. The Darwin Prize.

Tell me in two words how you rested.
See also: BIS

YYY: I mean rest on the Black Sea. I walk along the street along the park, people in darkness, like a demonstration. And then one individual takes off the swimsuits and (absolutely naked) in one captain’s cap begins to jump and scream:"Tagiyiyiyil!!!!!and "
And then an elderly man on the left of me surprisedly says, “How a boy loves his homeland...”

The Google Questions.
Q: How to get rid of women’s attention? I am terribly beautiful.I am fucking sexy.when girls see me they lose their heads.I don't get a passage anywhere.And I want so much peace and loneliness I want to be like everyone else.
Rest from attention. What should I do?
A: Do not wash

xxx: Hi here
YYYY: Yes
xxx: I'll tell you one secret now >_>
yyy: <_<
Everything is clean, tell me.

Hello, beautiful interesting dear brother.
You never lie at least once in your life.
I am 😉
Without a burn))
HGH: What is it?

YouTube video "The Scandalous Truth About Apple" The essence of the video is that there are iPhones on the bottom of the Gulf of Mexico.
The following comment : "It's all a lie, the iPhone in the water is spoiling, I just checked"
In principle, the argument...

If religion is opium for the people, then television is heroin.
Joseph of Egypt

Case of day. The truth of the day?
Corruption is over! Minister of Internal Affairs Nurgaliyev announced
journalists in his office. She was behind my back.
In the meantime, behind his back on the wall hanged photographs of the president and the prime minister.

In order to prevent domestic satellites from falling, MPs are going to adopt a number of important amendments to the law of global gravitation.

Spartak flew out of the Europa League, losing the Legion, friends VKontakte status type "I hate Spartak", "Spartak a piss". For the sake of the victory put "Viva Legion". There were 34 people, including my boyfriend and my mother: (((

A community of useless questions.

Question: At the Kiev railway station, a bomber raised an empty bowl from under a beer, put 10 copies under it so that they were visible, and left. What is it? A sign that the bottle is busy and not to touch it?

Answer: "It was he who made a bank transfer of 10 copies to another bomzh"

My brother is a fool!
YYY: What surprised me again?
xxx: He’s listening to the Crazy Frog hits in his headphones... and SINGING THEM!! >_< This is a terrible scene

Killed the title:

How to Avoid Problems with Angelina Jolie

I visited an old acquaintance. I remembered the theory that it is possible to determine who in the house is the master by a chair in the toilet. Heightened is a man. Abandoned is a woman. I went to the toilet. The chair was downed, but heavily squeezed. I thought...

Quisti: This year, in the week’s expedition, there were three sushi Japanese, Reko, a student from my Alma-Mater. Who the hell took her to these galleries - I don't know, I almost didn't cross with her, I saw her for a day and a half. This daughter of the samurai was clearly taught there all the useful and not very, and in those very one and a half days I learned that the favorite word of Roka is now "zaebari".

The news:
In Moscow, police were beaten with beats and tried to rob a bomb.
However, the victim managed to escape.
XXX is terrible. They are still undergoing reassessment...
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY Even bombs can’t steal enough.